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Clips from The Office - Fun Run (PART OF NEXT EPISODE) (S04E04)

"I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended."
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"Think of me as one of your models."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Okay, name please."
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"Thank you for coming. Before we get started,"
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"How many of you know someone"
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"He's happy because he's insane."
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"of the kind of awareness we need to generate."
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"Oh, hey, I know you. Elizabeth?"
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"Make sure that that gets into the right hands."
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"Okay."
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"(GUN F'IRES)"
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"On your left! Wow, you're fast."
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"Think I'm fast?"
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"Water, babe? No! No water for me!"
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"You got nothing to worry about. I put lmodium in Toby's coffee"
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"Excellent!"
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"Wait, lmodium or Ex-Lax?"
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"Usually, I'd have to take a bathroom break halfway through a race like this,"
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"Okay, but what if I told you that all the money you spend here"
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"goes to preventing a disease that's already been cured?"
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"doing the Michael Scott DMSMPMC Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race."
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"PAM: Leave a message."
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"Back off me."
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"The vet is removing all of Sprinkles' organs right now"
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"and sending them to the lab."
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"I am a farmer, Angela."
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"Okay, when a farmer sees an animal that is in pain,"
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"a farmer does what city folk don't have the stomach to do."
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"It's okay. It's nothing!"
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"Well, he's not great, but he's pretty good."
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"Take bat bites seriously. Don't get bit."
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"Don't touch me, Dwight."
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"And the winner is Toby F'lenderson."
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"He couldn't have made it a circle?"
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"I can't beat rabies."
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"And rabies wins."
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"and chances are you're not going to get it anytime soon."
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"(PANTING)"
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"MICHAEL: Finishing that 5K was the hardest thing I have ever had to do."
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"than I have in my entire life."
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end,"
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"And while I eventually puked my guts out, I never"
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"Hey, Michael."
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"But I want to say, I heard you were trying really hard, so"
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"I'm not mad at you anymore."
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"No, I'm good."
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"Like I was a murderer or something."
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"Hey..."
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"Mix one capsule of omega fatty acid in with her kidney medicine."
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"So... Hey, come on, don't be sad."
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"Satan."
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"Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat."
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"But she did, or at least she got time off for one."
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"that we could make a sacrifice to,"
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"the head of a monkey with"
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"Turns out Meredith has been exposed to rabies,"
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"I thought they'd be good together, like PB and J."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"Pssst."
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"I'm having relationship problems,"
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"Not well. A doctor won't come out to collect a check for $700."
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"I want to say a few words"
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"You people need to educate yourselves."
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"No, it is the foaming, barking killer."
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"More or less."
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"An estate sale. Want to go in?"
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"Well, then, she barfed them up in the freezer and tried to get out."
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"I don't know, like five kilometers from the office."
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"my guts and my heart."
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"Can you do me a little favor?"
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"To raise awareness of the fact that there is a cure for rabies,"
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"It keeps things spicy."
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"Brought you some balloons."
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"Okay, well, I did not get the job in New York,"
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"but I got the real prize, domestic bliss."
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"Jan made me breakfast this morning."
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"Well, she bought the milk."
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"It's soy."
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"This is why I do it."
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"(JAN SNORING) That's what I have to come home to."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"She probably won't be up for a few hours."
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"This is going to be a very good year. Very good."
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"Jan is at home. Jim is back. My protégé Ryan is at corporate. Good stuff."
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"Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team. I feel very blessed."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"You know, generally it's not a good idea to click on any Internet offers"
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"Yeah. What kind of video?"
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"A celebrity sex tape."
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"Really? What kind of celebrity?"
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"It's not relevant. How much did you pay for it?"
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"Not relevant. You paid for it?"
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"I broke up with Karen after the job interview."
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"And it was"
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"a little awkward when she came back from the city."
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"She told me very clearly that just because we were broken up"
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"because she had worked really hard for her career,"
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"but the next day her desk was empty."
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"I am single now and looking."
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"Jim and I went to dinner a few times when he got back from New York."
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"I talked him through his breakup."
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"Are you kidding me? Pam and Jim are totally hooking up."
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"All they do is smile."
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"They're just keeping it a secret. Right?"
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"I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy."
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"They've been in remarkably good moods."
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"It could be other things."
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"And Sunday, I'm thinking of going to that flea market at the drive-in."
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"That sounds fun. I'm mountain biking on Sunday on Montage Mountain."
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"Cool. Yeah."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Meredith was hit by a car."
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"What? Where? Oh, my God."
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"It happened this morning in the parking lot."
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"I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life."
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"They did the best that they could"
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"and she is going to be okay."
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"What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?"
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