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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Noretta (S07E07)

"As Marshall explained the many rules of Chutes and Lilies,"
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"Lily thought back to what Kevin said in the bar."
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"It's perfectly normal to wind up with someone like your parents."
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"who loved board games that much."
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"I brought Diseases!"
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"Marshgammon."
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"Dog Fight Promoter!"
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"Lilial Pursuit."
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"And that's how you play the game."
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"Oh, wait."
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"I forgot to tell you what happens"
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"if I land on "community chest.""
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"Honk-honk."
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"I just want to go home,"
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"take a long bath and go to bed."
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"No!"
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"I mean, come on."
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"My place is so much closer."
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"I'll-I'll draw you a bath,"
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"pour you some champagne, we can forget all about this."
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"All right, that sounds good."
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"That bath was wonderful."
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"- Thank you. - Of course."
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"What do you say we go out on the balcony,"
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"get some fresh air?"
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"Ooh, that sounds lovely."
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"What a beautiful view."
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"I couldn't agree more."
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"Good-bye, cruel world!"
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"I can turn this around."
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"Shh."
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"Ooh!"
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"You know what? I'll just, just watch this in my room."
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"Already had dinner in there, why not a movie?"
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"You should join us."
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"Yeah, join us."
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"No! No, no, no, no, no. Three's a crowd."
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"Besides, you guys wouldn't want to watch this anyway."
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"Try us."
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"Well, have you seen Die Hard?"
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"Um, yes."
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"Okay, the guy who played Argyle"
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"produced this documentary about coin collecting."
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"Now, I know my sexy little lady can't resist"
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"a bubble bath, especially one"
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"with rose petals."
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"Oh, thanks, baby."
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"Mm."
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"- Oh. - What's the matter, Lilypad?"
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"You love my backrubs."
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"Ah. I-I do... very much."
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"Good, because I got you a brand-"
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"new..."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Rubs... oh, yeah!"
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"Trying to watch the coin documentary over here."
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"No."
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"- You want to go? - Sure."
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"- Really? - Awesome!"
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"Now, Kevin, as a trained psychologist,"
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"knew the appropriate way to voice his displeasure."
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"the relationship dynamics at play here."
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"as roommates, given your particular romantic history."
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"Instead, he took a different approach."
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"Aw, hell no!"
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"If you can go on a date with my girlfriend,"
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"I don't have to wear pants in your apartment!"
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"Then again,"
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"why wait? Ew, wait..."
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"Get off of me!"
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"Damn it!"
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"it's normal to wind up with your parents,"
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"I... I keep picturing yo as my dad."
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"she buys her clothes at the drugstore,"
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"and she prefers to trap her own dinner."
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"I love you more than anything,"
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"and you're nothing like her."
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"Aw."
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"Now, that's how you turn a girl on."
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"- Mm... - Mm..."
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"But then Marshall really started thinking"
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"about Kevin's theory."
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"Midnight snack."
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"Midnight snack."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I am gonna rock..."
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"your..."
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"world."
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"Yay."
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"If it's any consolation,"
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"the, uh... the guy stole my Wall Street Journal once."
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"Oh, God, this night's ruined."
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"Oh, come here, you."
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"Yes, it's been a very tough night,"
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"but I still think we can turn this around."
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"Really?"
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"Why not?"
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"No sense in letting things get us down."
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"How does that song go again?"
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"♪ Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens ♪"
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"♪ Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens ♪"
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"♪ Brown paper packages tied up with strings ♪"
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"♪ These are a few of my favorite things ♪"
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"♪ When the dog bites ♪"
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"♪ When the bee stings ♪"
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"♪ When I'm feeling sad ♪"
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"♪ I simply remember my favorite things ♪"
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"♪ And then I don't feel ♪"
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"♪ So bad. ♪"
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"Mommy, no."
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"I want to thank you, baby, for reminding me of"
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"what a vivacious woman I am."
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"Yeah."
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"No, uh, no need really."
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"Whoa, but I've been such a naughty girl."
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"Maybe I need a spanking."
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"Great. We'll..."
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"and get right down to me making love to you."
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"Oh..."
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"Okay, good, 'cause"
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