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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Noretta (S07E07)

"I'm gonna ride you like an unbroken stallion."
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"Okay."
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"Giddyup, cowgirl."
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"No, I can't go through with this!"
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"Thank God, me neither!"
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"You're too much like my dad."
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"You're too much like my dad."
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"Your dad?!"
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"Okay, dropping trou-- bad idea."
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"We're moving on from that."
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"This guy is a snake."
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"What?! No."
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"Ted? He's a nice guy."
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"You should be more like him."
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"Mom, right on schedule."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"I'm just saying, you think he's so fragile,"
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"and yet... Whoa, whoa, whoa, fragile?"
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"Yeah, fragile like a fox."
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"First, he tries"
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"scaring me off with his little peep show."
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"Then he crashes our movie."
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"Now, he's got tickets to some super romantic concert."
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"It's Weird Al Yankovic."
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"Okay. But still, who's the first person he asked to go with him?"
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"My girlfriend."
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"Oh, man. Okay."
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"You think I'm the first person Ted asked?"
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"Ted, am I the first person you asked?"
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"Marshall...!"
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"No thanks, Ted."
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"Barney...!"
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"I got two tickets to Weird Al Yan..."
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"Lily...!"
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"Come on! You'll be the hottest girl there!"
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"Okay, you'll be the only girl there."
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"Stuart...!"
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"Claudia...!"
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"Brad...!"
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"Nat-alie...!"
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"Trudy...!"
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"Ranjit...!"
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"Dude from my bodega...!"
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"Steam cleaning coupon guy...!"
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"Mom...!"
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"Please? I'll fly you out."
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"I don't think so."
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"I'm sorry, sweet pea."
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"Is Clint there?"
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"Wow. You really are pretty fragile."
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"Look, I'm trying to explain to you guys that I'm..."
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"Well, how do you expect me to feel?!"
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"I mean, all I want"
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"is for someone to go to a Weird Al concert with me,"
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"Yeah, I might have to rain-check you there, buddy."
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"I'm not a Weird Al fan."
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"He's just a rip-off of Peculiar Jacques."
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"I'll be that weird guy."
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"I mean, that other weird guy."
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"You know, there is one guy you didn't ask yet."
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"Someone who happens to be the biggest Weird Al fan"
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"Kevin...?"
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"Oh! Oh, you are gonna flip when you see our tickets."
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"They're in the shape of an accordion."
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"What?!"
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"So, uh, you like Weird Al?"
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"Not in the slightest."
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"No, dude, I'm the biggest Weird Al fan."
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"I know, I'm agreeing with you."
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"Do you know that I gave him the idea for "Like a Surgeon." Yeah."
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"Yeah. I wrote him a fan letter, and then a few months later..."
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"Bam! Top of the charts!"
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"Just... eat it."
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"How'd it go with Nora?"
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"Well, among other things,"
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"I'll bet that ruined things, huh?"
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"Come on. Barney Stinson always turns it around."
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"- How? - Simple."
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"Oh... Uh-huh? Uh-huh?"
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"So the mom thing wasn't a total deal breaker, huh?"
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"No!"
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"Guys, my mom is the best person I know."
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"If Nora's even the tiniest bit like her, I'm a lucky guy."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"I'm a real lucky guy."
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"Aw."
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"So, uh, you want to go get luckier?"
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"Bye, guys."
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"So, what should we do now?"
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""We" should do nothing."
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"You guys get out of here, go watch your movie."
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"I'm fine. Really."
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"- You sure? - Yeah."
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"Thanks, buddy."
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"Uh, hey... hey, Kevin."
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"I think I'm a clone now."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Were you just quoting Weird Al?"
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"I was indeed."
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"I'm a huge Weird Al fan."
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"Well, then I need to buy you a drink."
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"I'll have a glass of champagne, sweet pea."
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"One glass of champa--"
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"Sweet pea?"
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"Sure. Meeting a fellow Weird Al fan?"
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"That's cause for celebration."
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"Bottle of bubbly, coming right up!"
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""Dear Mr. Yankovic,"
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""my name is Ted Mosby..."
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""eight years old..."
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"'Eat It' changed my life...""
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"Uhp. Here we go."
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""I have some ideas for new songs you could do.""
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"Why can't they just leave me alone?!"
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""Wake Me Up Before You Pogo.""
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"Spend a whole afternoon on that one?"
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""Like a Surgeon.""
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"♪ I finally made it through med school ♪"
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"Vinny!"
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