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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Noretta (S07E07)

"So when Barney's brother James came to visit,"
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"We are finally going to Bootytown."
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"How do you know for sure?"
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"So that's your special treat?"
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"Guys, she's great, seriously."
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"The way she does everything perfectly?"
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"What do you mean, she's your mom?"
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"Left hand on the nape of the neck,"
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"Guess what, my sweet boy."
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"Guess what my sweet boy."
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"That makes one of us."
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"with plenty of other people's mothers."
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"the bodiddly out of me."
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"I don't care how much more bloated you get."
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"So, Ted, you're cool"
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"Barney and Nora went skating."
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"But then the waiting kind of makes it taste better?"
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"Not pointing any fingers or anything,"
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"Hi."
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"No, I just, I feel bad."
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"A song? A poem?"
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"And then she thought of the only other man she knew"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Ooh! Date night."
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"How about a sensual backrub?"
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"loofah!"
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"Hey, Ted, ever figure out who you're taking to that concert?"
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"It's a date!"
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"I'm uncomfortable with how close you two are"
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"I can't wait till this baby comes out"
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"so we can get started on another one."
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"Ever since Kevin said"
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"Lily, that theory is crazy-town."
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"Because my mother is six-foot-three,"
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"Mmm."
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"So... guess the world's kind of a better place without..."
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"we'll just skip the board games"
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"A really, really nice guy."
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"You, me, Weird Al."
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"Barney?"
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"No."
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"and I'm stuck going with my roommate."
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"Guess I'm going to this concert alone."
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"in the whole world."
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"Ted...!"
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"You guys can eat it."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I realized Nora's a lot like my mom."
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"I turned... it... around."
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"♪ Somehow I made it through, ooh... ♪"
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"Kids, in the fall of 2011,"
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"all of my friends were in relationships."
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"it created a slight logistical problem."
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"We're gonna need a bigger booth."
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"I'm gonna go to the loo."
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"I don't actually have to go,"
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"I just want a seat all to myself."
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"So, would anyone care to ask me where"
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"Nora and I are going tonight?"
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"Don't ask him. It's a trap."
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"- Where you going? - Come on, man, for God's sake!"
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"Bootytown, Kevin!"
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"And that's why we don't ask him."
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"I'm thinking I'm gonna hop on the Long Thighland Expressway,"
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"stop off for a nibble in Breastport,"
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"and then, with any luck,"
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"I'll be pulling into the Pork Authority by midnight."
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"Wait. You're finally going to Bootytown?"
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"Look, we just don't want to rush anything, okay?"
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"So we decided to wait until she decides"
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"to let me have sex with her."
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"And that's gonna be tonight!"
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"Ah, something she said earlier."
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"Guess what, my sweet boy,"
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"I've got a special treat for you tonight."
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"Oh, yeah, you're going to Bootytown."
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"Hello again, my darlings."
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"Barney, I hope you're ready for tonight."
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"Because you're gonna have to use muscles"
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"you haven't used in years."
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"I am?"
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"Yes."
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"And I hope you have some aspirin at home,"
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"because your arse is gonna be killing you tomorrow."
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"It is?"
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"Indeed."
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"Because tonight..."
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"I'm strapping on this."
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"We're going skating!"
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"The Pork Authority's closed."
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"Looks like it's Hand Central Station"
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"for you, little buddy."
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"Ice skating?"
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"Of course."
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"And after that, we're gonna shag."
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"We're going ice skating, everybody!"
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"Ask me what I think of Nora."
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"What do you think of Nora?"
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"Lovely girl."
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"What do you really think of her?"
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"Just drop it."
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"Ask me one more time."
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"What do you really think?"
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"Fine! If you really must know,"
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"I do not like Barney with that woman!"
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"Happy?"
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"What could you possibly not like about Nora?"
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"Her hair? Her mousy little nose?"
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"I mean, what's not to like?"
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"It's not that I don't like her. It's just..."
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"She's our mom."
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"Everything about her is vaguely our mom-like."
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"The British accent..."
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"Hello again, my darlings."
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"Mom's obsessed with Julie Andrews,"
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"so when we were growing up..."
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"Hello again, my darlings."
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"- Come here, you. - Hey."
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"And the way she hugs him."
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"three gentle strokes on the back with the right?"
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