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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Noretta (S07E07)

"Come here, you."
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"Trademark Loretta Stinson."
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"But here's the clincher..."
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"I've got a special treat for you tonight."
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"I've got a special treat for you tonight."
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"Ice cream!"
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"They're coming. Be cool."
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"Forgot my raincoat."
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"Well, shall we?"
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"We shall."
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"Ooh, don't wear out that tongue, Barney."
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"Don't wait up."
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"I mean, sure, Barney has slept"
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"But now he's gonna sleep with ours?"
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"Psychologically speaking, it's perfectly normal"
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"to wind up with someone like your parents."
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"Thanks to my mom, I'll probably wind up with someone"
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"who loves my brother more than me."
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"Well, psychologically speaking,"
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"I'm gonna go throw up now."
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"Oh..."
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"Ugh! This baby is making it"
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"so I can't button my pants anymore."
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"Big whoop. In 55 years,"
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"I don't think my dad buttoned his pants even once."
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"And somehow, despite sweet talk like that,"
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"I don't feel sexy anymore."
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I mean, you're-you're even sexier now"
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"that you're rounding out."
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"I mean, you're even more sexy simply"
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"because there's so much more of you."
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"I'm never gonna get in the mood while"
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"your mammoth Eriksen seed is muffin-topping"
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"Are you saying, "No erky-erky"
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"until this baby pops out"?"
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"Okay, that's it."
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"I-I am making it my mission to help you feel sexy again."
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"Kevin! Yay, Kevin, thank you!"
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"with Kevin, right?"
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"I know he's been over a lot lately."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, Kevin's great."
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"I mean, there was, like, one weird thing the other day..."
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"He was just standing there in his boxers?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'll talk to him."
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"Ted..."
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"be honest."
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"You'd bang Lily, right?"
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"So, later that night,"
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"Hey, kid, you know how your mom won't"
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"let you have ice cream till after dinner?"
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"Well, I've been waiting two months"
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"for that bowl of ice cream."
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"And tonight, I'm gonna have sex with it."
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"Look, Barney, one foot!"
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"Oh!"
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"Now, kids, for most guys,"
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"this would have meant the end of the date."
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"But your Uncle Barney is not most guys."
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"I can turn this around."
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"Well, I'm impressed that you know"
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"a 24-hour dentist."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"He can also give you tattoos,"
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"do your taxes and alter a suit."
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"But I wouldn't trust him with a suit 'cause..."
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"Speaking of drinking, you want to...?"
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"No, Barney."
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"Tonight's been a disaster."
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"I think we should just call it a night."
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"No! Come on, Nora,"
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"your tooth can't be that bad. Let me see."
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"W-Which is the fake one again?"
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"You look beautiful."
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"Mmm."
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"All right, maybe I could go for one more drink."
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"Great."
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"It's funny."
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"Sometimes the most romantic moments"
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"can just creep up on you..."
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"I can turn this around."
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"Hey, um,"
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"should've mentioned this before, but, um, Ted and I prefer"
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"that our guests remain fully clothed in"
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"the public areas of the apartment."
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"Been some complaints."
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"Did Ted say something?"
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"Oh, th-there's been some complaints."
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"but let's just keep those pants on, okay? Good talk."
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"Well, if Ted said that,"
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"I've got something to complain Ted's nuts."
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"Okay, yes, Ted is a little neurotic, but I wouldn't say..."
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"No, no, no, I mean Ted's nuts."
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"Hey."
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"So what? It's his apartment."
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"You're taking his side?"
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"Wait, this isn't one of those classic"
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""You still have feelings for your ex-boyfriend,"
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""who's oddly also your roommate,"
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""which for the record I'm totally cool with,"
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""even though everybody tells me I've walked"
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"into a bear trap" things, is it?"
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"Ted's going through some stuff right now."
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"You eyeballing his deal is the most action"
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"he's gotten in months."
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"I'll be nice to him."
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"So, I was trying to think of how"
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"to best express how sexy you are to me."
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"a board game!"
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"You just get women."
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"No, no, no, you'll like this."
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"We answer risqué questions and perform spicy dares"
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"to slowly move up your shapely legs."
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"I call it Chutes and Lilies."
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"I would've guessed Monopo-Lily."
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"Yeah, that would've been better."
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"Okay, game play."
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"Roll the die to see who goes first,"
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"forfeit a turn on a pass-- intended for two-to-six players."
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