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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Broath (S07E07)

"You will."
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"2006 is gonna be awesome."
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"And look what happened."
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"You got into law school,"
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"just like I said you would."
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"See, things aren't so bad."
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"Lily left me."
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"And now I'll never have a mustache."
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"Baby, there you are."
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"naughty things you and I are gonna do"
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"to cheer up Marshall."
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"Like what?"
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"Um..."
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"Uh, I'll you guys hang out, okay?"
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"waiting in the bedroom."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean that"
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"to sound like Ted and I are gonna do a kind of thing."
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"Okay, okay."
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"See you."
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"Marshall, this will pass."
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"Trust me."
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"Three years from now..."
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"Congratulations, bro."
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"And congratulations to you too, Ted,"
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"for locking this down."
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"You know, it's weird,"
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"I never thought I would get married,"
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"but you talked me into it."
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"Or rather, banged me into it."
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"You're so good in bed, ooh."
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"How is this helping me?"
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"I'm getting to it."
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"In three years, not only will Lily be back, but..."
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"It's so nice to be married to a wonderful guy"
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"and be carrying his child."
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"I think you're being kind of optimistic, Ted."
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"Can I make one little adjustment?"
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"It's so nice to be married to a wonderful guy"
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"and carrying his child,"
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"Guys, I want you to meet"
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"some douchey guy named Trey."
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"- 'Sup, bro? - Mmm."
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"I don't know what I love more:"
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"or his trucker hat."
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"You know I hate those hats."
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"Then you're really gonna hate this sonogram."
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"Nooo..."
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"A baby in a trucker hat. That's awesome."
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"Anyway, Ted's right."
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"2009's gonna rule."
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"By the way, guys, this is Maya."
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya."
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"And they never saw her again."
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"Whassaaaa!"
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"Okay, seriously,"
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"at least tell me you're gonna"
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"change the what will by then be"
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"nine-year-old beer commercial reference."
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"I mean, come on."
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"There's got to be at least one way"
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"that you'd like the future to be different."
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"I guess there is one thing."
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"By the way, guys, this is Maya."
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya."
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"And not because of these these."
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"Because of these."
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"Back boobs-- the visual stimulation"
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"of missionary meets the emotional detachment"
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"Patent pending."
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"Whassaaaa!"
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"The point is, Marshall,"
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"this time in three years, everything is gonna be great."
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"See? Lily came back."
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"Of course, Robin and I didn't end up together."
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"But I did get engaged."
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"And left at the altar."
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"But I did start my own architectural firm."
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"And it failed after a few months."
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"- Can we put the movie on, please? - Yeah."
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"Sure, buddy."
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"Hey, by the way, where is Robin?"
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"In the summer of 2009,"
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"Barney and Robin were secretly dating."
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"in how to decoupage, and Barney's taking"
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"a different decoupage class in the same building."
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"That's why they shared that cab that one time."
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"We were idiots."
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"Wait a minute."
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"You're saying that Barney Stinson is at a decoupage class?"
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"That means we can watch Star Wars on his giant TV!"
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"Punch it, Chewy!"
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"Oh."
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"You're back from decoupage."
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"Oh, uh, yeah, I took that cab there that one time."
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"Hold on."
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"Come on in."
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"We were hoping we could watch the trilogy here."
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"Uh, sure. But, uh..."
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"first go look out my, uh, bedroom window."
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"There's a, uh..."
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"naked lady, uh..."
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"in the apartment across the, uh..."
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"street."
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"Get me out of this thing!"
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"There's no time!"
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"Barney, I am not ready for them to find out about us."
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"Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy."
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"Don't worry. It's only 382 minutes."
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"Nerd!"
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"So, where do you guys think we'll be in three years?"
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"It'll be 2012."
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"That's an easy one."
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"Guys, this is Sophia."
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"Okay, that is so weird."
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"I was just trying to use the force."
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"fly out of the fridge, I made that lamp break?"
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"Either that or the stormtrooper did it."
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"Oh, the stormtrooper would never do that."
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"He knows that lamp costs $1,200."
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"Anyway, while it's just us guys,"
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