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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Broath (S07E07)

"We've all had that same fantasy"
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"about having sex with a girl in a stormtrooper costume, right?"
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"- Mmm, no. - Never."
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"Guys..."
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"come on, no girls around, just us bros."
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"Safe space."
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"Let's stop being polite and start gettin' real."
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"Stormtrooper fantasy."
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"Every guy's had that one, right?"
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"Not even once, no. No, no, no."
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"So I'm the weird one?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"How about you, Ted?"
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"How's your life gonna be different in three years?"
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"Oh, you know, the usual."
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"Gonna meet a nice girl and get married."
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"I mean, I know I say that every year, but..."
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"let's be honest, in 2012, I'll be 34."
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"If it still hasn't happened for me by then,"
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"something is seriously wrong with me!"
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"Something is seriously wrong with me."
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"I can't keep smiling"
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"and being optimistic all the time"
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"when all the evidence points to the contrary."
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"You really think that three years from now"
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"things aren't gonna be awesome?"
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"I'll tell you what things are gonna be like"
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"three years from now."
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"Uh, yes, hello. I see"
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"on my frozen entree for one they printed this number"
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"where I can voice comments and concerns."
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"Well, there's more cinnamon"
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"in the cobbler than usual."
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"No, I like cinnamon."
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"Wait! Uh, don't go."
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"Um... do you like cinnamon?"
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Marshall, you want to watch Star Wars?"
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"No, can do, old bean!"
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"You see, we're up on the Cape"
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"living the idyllic family lifestyle"
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"that you've always dreamed of."
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"Oh, and I'm pregnant with baby #5!"
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"But baby #4 isn't even out yet."
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"I'm just that good!"
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"Oh, oh, hold on."
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"There's somebody wants to say hello to you."
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"Hey, Ted."
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"I just wanted to say that things are great,"
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"and I'm married to that douchey guy in the trucker hat."
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"Whassup, bra?"
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"It turns out it was just you"
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"I didn't want to commit to."
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"Oh,"
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"and I got back boobs."
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"So things are great!"
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"Buh-bye!"
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"By the way, Ted, this is Melanie."
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of Melanie."
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"Wait-wait-wait a minute!"
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"Who is Melanie?"
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"Come on, Barney, if there's one thing I can count on"
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"not to change, it's you walking in"
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"with some random girl on your arm."
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"No. No, I don't want that."
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"For the first time"
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"in my life, I don't want to find myself"
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"in three years with some random girl,"
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"I want to be with Quinn."
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"Guys..."
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"you're gonna be seeing a lot more of Quinn."
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"Dude, we've been to the Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty."
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"I kind of walked into that one. All right, bye-bye."
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"What are you doing?"
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"We're living together, I'm excited about it,"
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"and I'm getting rid of my mugs."
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"That was mine."
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"Sorry. I don't know which are which."
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"Truth is, I never drink coffee at home."
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"This one? Mm-hmm."
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"There!"
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"I don't need my coffee mugs 'cause I got yours!"
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"For the rest of my life."
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"Or as... long as you'll have me."
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"We haven't really talked about the future."
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"Did I make things awkward?"
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"Just keep smashing mugs."
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"Or donate them."
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"Point is,"
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"I plan on being with you for a long time."
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"You okay with that?"
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"Ooh.. Oh!"
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"I am so sorry."
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"No, no, it's great."
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"A guy has to be the first one to let 'er rip."
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"I was actually hoping this would happen soon."
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"I've been crop-dusting the patio for weeks."
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"- The patio! - Mm-hmm."
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"I've been going out on the street,"
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"like, exactly this time every night."
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"Where are you, blond man?!"
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"Show yourself!"
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"I will be at my mother's."
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"We're a real couple now, aren't we?"
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"We are."
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"Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed."
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"But I got a good feeling about 2015."
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"I think that's gonna be your year."
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"Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith"
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"in the idea that my life would be better in three years."
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"And what's funny is, three years from that moment,"
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"my life was amazing."
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"All right! It's trilogy time!"
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"Can I just lodge one complaint?"
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"This is a guy's tradition."
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"It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick."
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"Come on, dude... cut him some slack."
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"I know. He loves her."
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