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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Broath (S07E07)

"to fart in the apartment, how's living with Quinn?"
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"Last night,"
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"Because when that inevitable breakup comes,"
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"I'm going to Ted's."
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"The man cave,"
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"Okay, let's make a pact."
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"after spending all day working on your art,"
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"Sure, I don't have to be at work until late afternoon-ish"
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"Can I just make one little adjustment?"
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"doesn't mean they'll hold the curtain for us."
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"Well, all I care about is getting into law school."
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"I have spent all day thinking about all the naughty,"
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"Um, I'll just be..."
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"Briefcase, lawyer,"
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"and here he is now."
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"His thick mustache"
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"ooo...!"
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"of doggy-style."
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"Oh, uh, Barney said she's taking some extension class"
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"What's decoupage?"
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"Do you think instead of making a beer"
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"Oh, you're very welcome for my comment."
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"no matter how many boobs she has."
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"Sounds great."
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"All right, let's watch this thing!"
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"play Star Wars trilogy."
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"Oh, that was awesome."
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"Chester, you're not even dressed."
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"- The reservation is in 15 minutes. - Shh!"
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"He's back."
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"Every night at exactly 8:00 p.m.,"
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"the well-dressed blond man appears."
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"Chuck and Joanne"
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"are going to be waiting. You don't understand!"
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"Every night, he does this."
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"Every single night."
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"He steps out of this building,"
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"walks exactly seven paces, stops,"
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"and smiles."
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"Honey, I am worried about you."
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"Is he trying to communicate with someone?"
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"Is he trying to communicate with me?"
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"Why is he doing this?!"
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"But aside from not being able"
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"Oh, it's great."
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"Yep."
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"Living with Quinn is great."
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"Great, great, great... great."
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"So how bad is it?"
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"Pretty bad."
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"I had just come back"
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"from my 8:00 fart."
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"Sure."
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"Go on."
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"Still no mail."
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"I think they only deliver it once a day."
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"Hey, listen,"
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"when I moved in here, I sold all my stuff"
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"because I know you like your place as is,"
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"and I was totally fine with that."
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"Would it be okay"
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"if instead of using your coffee mugs,"
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"we use mine?"
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"Hmm..."
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"No."
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"Barney, she got rid of all of her stuff for you."
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"Oh, I see what this is really about."
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"Yeah, mugs."
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"Coffee?"
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"Tea?"
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"Eh, religion."
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"This is about the fact that you don't think"
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"this relationship is gonna last."
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"That's why you don't want to throw anything out."
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"you don't want to buy new mugs."
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"That's why I've never thrown anything out"
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"for any relationship ever."
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"Isn't that right, honey?"
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"Oh, that's right. I'm alone."
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"Lily, here's the thing."
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"It's my apartment,"
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"and I need to assert my dominance as a man."
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"Don't ever say that..."
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"to any girl ever."
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"Too late."
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"What did you just say to me?"
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"- She gave up her apartment for you! - You said that to her?!"
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"I don't have to sit here and take this from you ladies."
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"where guys can be guys."
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"- Assert your dominance? - It's like you have no respect for women."
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"- What is wrong with you? - You have a mother!"
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"You guys, too?"
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"I'm going to the Y for a shvitz."
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"No, dude, hold on."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"It's trilogy time."
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"- Kids, here's the deal-"
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"It all started a long time ago in a dorm room far, far away."
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"Dude, if we fail this econ final,"
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"for the rest of our lives we're not gonna be able to..."
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"We won't know how to..."
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"Do you even know what econ is?"
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"No idea. We're screwed."
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"But there's only one thing left to do at at time like this."
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"because I haven't done that in, like, five years."
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"Dude, you can't let that happen."
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"If you're not trilling it at least once every three years,"
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"the Dark Side wins."
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"No matter what, every three years,"
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"we sit down and trill it up big time."
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"Agreed?"
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"A-Greedo."
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"Wow."
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"2003, I mean..."
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"What's that gonna be like?"
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"Hey, Ted."
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"Sweet hair."
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"I told you it would eventually stop growing out"
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"and start growing down."
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