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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Broath (S07E07)

"Anyway, I'm just working"
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"on designing yet another skyscraper."
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"And I'm carrying this briefcase"
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"because now I'm a successful lawyer..."
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"I like that."
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"Can I make one adjustment?"
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"With a cool mustache."
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"Nice."
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"And who knows, by then,"
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"you and Lily might be engaged."
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"Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do way better than that."
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"Ah, being pregnant is so much fun."
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"I want to do this four more times."
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"Oh, baby, how do you feel"
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"since I make enough to support us both financially?"
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"Horny."
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"I hope we don't bother you, Ted,"
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"because even though we're married and pregnant,"
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"it still makes sense"
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"that we all share adult-sized bunk beds."
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"So, Star Wars?"
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"because my boss appreciates that"
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"I like to stay up late drinking and..."
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"rocking out with our band."
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"Did someone say rocking out?"
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"Whoa, who's the babe?"
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"That's the best part."
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"Guys, you remember my awesome girlfriend"
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"who was a virgin until we met?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"My name's Rhiannon,"
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"like the Stevie Nicks song."
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"I'm hot, but in a crunchy, earthy kind of way."
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"Oh, and I'm from England."
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"Nice."
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"Okay, Star Wars time."
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"But first, we jam."
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"Good thing I spent the last three years"
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"learning to wail on guitar."
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"Babe."
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"Yup, our band is gonna be in demand."
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"And luckily, there'll be plenty of supply."
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"Supply? Demand?"
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"Dude, do you realize what we just did?"
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"We used econ."
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"We're gonna ace this final."
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"We both got zeroes."
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"Oh, dude,"
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"2003 is gonna be awesome."
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""Satisfaction"?"
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""Hot Cross Buns.""
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"Well, keep it up, bro."
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"So, you ready to watch the trilogy?"
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"I don't know."
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"I mean, I really thought that by now I'd be a lawyer"
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"with a kick-ass mustache,"
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"but I still haven't even gotten into law school,"
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"and my facial hair just grows in patchy."
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"Just red and patchy."
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"Come on. Your life's not that bad."
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"Dude, I manage a Structure."
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"But you get 10% off vests. That's something."
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"- The vests are pretty sweet, but, look... - Yeah."
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"Lily and I aren't married."
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"We don't have a baby on the way."
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"But we did get the cool apartment."
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"That we can barely afford."
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"I mean, I don't see any way that our lives"
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"are better now than they were three years ago."
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"Oh, really, Marshall? Nothing comes to mind?"
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"By the way, guys, this is Lisa."
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of Lisa."
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"And they never saw her again."
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"Whassaaaa!"
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"Okay,"
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"three years ago, we had this whole fantasy"
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"about how great our lives were gonna be,"
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"and it didn't pan out."
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"But I'm telling you, three years from now,"
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"when we're watching the trilogy in 2006,"
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"our lives are gonna be awesome."
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"Ah, hello, Ted."
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"I'm an environmental lawyer now."
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"Sure, it's not the most lucrative field,"
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"but luckily I have the cash and prizes"
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"from my historic seven-week run"
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"on Wheel of Fortune..."
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"For which I was knighted by Her Majesty, the Queen."
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"Ah, Lady Aldrin."
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"Oh, Sir Marshall."
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"I cannot wait to get a house"
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"down the street from your parents"
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"so we can be close to your mom, whom I get along with now."
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"Good, good."
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"But here's the best part."
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"Rhiannon, hurry!"
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"Just because I designed the opera house"
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"Just kidding."
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"Of course it does."
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"Take your time, my love."
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"Hey, guys, it's me again."
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"I'm pretty much the same as last time,"
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"only now I'm super-rich and fancy."
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"And it still makes sense that we all live together."
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"What about you, Barney?"
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"Any predictions for 2006?"
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"Oh, yeah. Picture it."
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"By the way, guys, this is Jody."
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of Jody."
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"And they never saw her again."
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"Whassaaaa!"
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"How is that any different from your life right now?"
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"It's not. I'm KFC, baby."
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"You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe."
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"I want things to stay exactly the same,"
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"but with a different hottie."
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"'Cause Barney don't slurp no sloppy seconds,"
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"especially his own."
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"Okay, the bottom line is"
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"things are gonna get better."
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