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Clips from Superstore - Halloween Theft (S02E02)

"[Violent Femmes' "Gone Daddy Gone"]"
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"I can't help but notice that you're sweating."
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"Got any secrets you'd like to share?"
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"No."
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"like talking with your hand over your mouth."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"to have stolen anything."
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"Then why are you even talking to me?"
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"I just wanted you to know that."
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"Did I steal the fruit? No."
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"Was it an act of civil disobedience that I admire?"
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"Yes."
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"Do I know who stole it?"
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"No."
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"Stop interrogating yourself."
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"Maybe you put the fruit somewhere and forgot."
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"One time, I texted Bo that I couldn't find my phone,"
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"and then he's like "Hey, dummy, what are you texting me on?""
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"And I'm like "Oh, yeah, right. Goofy face emoji.""
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"♪ Eyes will turn blue ♪"
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"[Grunts]"
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"What was that?"
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"Do I like fruit? Yes."
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"What's my favorite fruit? Tropical."
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"Be more specific."
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"Mango."
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"Okay. Let's do this."
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"- Did you steal the fruit? - No."
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"You can go."
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"♪ Gone away ♪"
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"What if she doesn't find out who did it?"
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"Can she just keep us here all night?"
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"No!"
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"I have to be home in an hour to trick-or-treat with Emma."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Whispering] Will all employees please meet me in the warehouse"
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"for a secret meeting?"
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"Don't tell Dina."
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"Secret meeting."
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"Smart."
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"We all have plans tonight, right?"
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"I don't have any plans. Why..."
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"Okay, well, plans or no plans, whoever took the fruit should just give it back,"
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"and we'll just tell Dina that it was misplaced."
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"- Okay? - Yes."
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"- Yeah? - Okay."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, okay."
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"Great."
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"So who took it?"
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"Come on, guys."
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"No one's perfect."
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"I used to shoplift from the mall all the time."
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"Mostly black lipstick. I was going through a phase."
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"But we all do things we regret. So..."
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"I'm not even a member of the Sierra Club."
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"I just put the sticker on my bumper."
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"I don't pay taxes."
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"I catfished my school nurse,"
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"and she ended up moving to Australia"
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"to meet a picture of Michael Fassbender"
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"when he was young."
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"Okay, does anybody want to confess to taking the fruit?"
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"I have some questions about what Cheyenne said."
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"Fine. Forget it."
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"She works at a smoothie stand on the beach now."
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"- Hmm. - I think she's happy."
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"♪ I believe you can get me through the night ♪"
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"Hey, man, if Dina asks where I am, cover for me."
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"Why? What's going on?"
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"Between us, I can't be around Dina in that costume."
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"that's the same crazy fascist"
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"that physically removed gum from my mouth,"
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"but my caveman brain says, "Hey, man, boobs.""
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"It's very confusing."
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"You could just not look at her..."
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"Have you seen my eye line? It's unavoidable."
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"- Fair enough. - Just keep it on the DL."
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"- All right, I got you, son. - Oh, God, don't say that."
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"Guess who has a crush on Dina."
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"You?"
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"Obviously, Kirkwood's a no-go with the whole stabbing thing."
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"But Chesterfield doesn't go through their produce till Friday."
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"We'll get their uglies. Good idea."
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"Hang on."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, I can't reach my wallet."
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"There's a slit between the meat and the bun,"
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"if you could just snake your hand in."
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"- Um, I'll buy it. - Okay, thanks."
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"The only problem is that Dina put a guard at the door."
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"What?"
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"What do we do?"
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"We need to come up with some kind of plan."
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"Oh! [Giggling]"
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"[Mischievous Music]"
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"Whoa."
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"This place is lame on a stick."
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"Really? I don't think it looks that different."
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"Seriously?"
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"They've got bedding"
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"It's like, what?"
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"Okay. Produce, produce, produce."
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"- It should be aisle ten. - Okay."
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"What?"
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"Look how dim it is."
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"What is this, a nightclub?"
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"Whoa."
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"This is wildly inappropriate."
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"Well, you've been acting weird and avoiding me all day."
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"[Laughing] No, I haven't."
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"I've just been keeping my head down,"
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"keeping my mind on work, you know."
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"I'm looking right at you."
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"Excuse me, we're having a private conversation."
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"Thank you."
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"Ugly. Ugly."
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"Wait, wait."
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"This one looks like Matthew McConaughey."
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