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Clips from Superstore - Halloween Theft (S02E02)

""All right, all right, all right.""
Superstore
"That's really good, Mateo, but we need to focus."
Superstore
"Ooh."
Superstore
"You know what? This one's all nasty."
Superstore
"How about you take one of the nicer-looking grapefruit?"
Superstore
"- Oh, I don't care how it looks. - Good."
Superstore
"Well, then if you don't care what it looks like,"
Superstore
"you can just take one of these."
Superstore
"- I want this one. - Why?"
Superstore
"Because I want it, and I need it."
Superstore
"- No, you don't need this one. - Yes, I do."
Superstore
"- Okay, just give it to me. - I had it first."
Superstore
"Just give her the ugly [Bleep] grapefruit!"
Superstore
"[Clears Throat] Sorry."
Superstore
"I just want you to be able to go trick-or-treating with your son."
Superstore
"- Daughter. - Whatever."
Superstore
"- Excuse me. - Hmm?"
Superstore
"Where are your bathrooms?"
Superstore
"Just back and to the right."
Superstore
"[Scoffs] You're joking, right?"
Superstore
"I-I don't believe so."
Superstore
"I'm amazed you guys stay open, honestly."
Superstore
"Hey, Bobby."
Superstore
"Great!"
Superstore
"Why don't you work on the shrink reports?"
Superstore
"- Will do, boss. - All right."
Superstore
"Wait, is that your assistant manager?"
Superstore
"Oh, yeah, Kelly. She's the best."
Superstore
"She was so nice to you."
Superstore
"She's nice..."
Superstore
"to me, yeah."
Superstore
"Oh, just to the right there."
Superstore
"Sir? Yeah."
Superstore
"There you go. You got it now."
Superstore
"And Susie went to Mexico for liposuction,"
Superstore
"but something happened,"
Superstore
"and now she has a bunch of bugs in her butt."
Superstore
"Wow, I'm really rooting for that story to be true."
Superstore
"Hey, uh, what do people say about me?"
Superstore
"- Nothing. - Oh, come on, come on."
Superstore
"I'm sure you've heard something."
Superstore
"It's fine. It's fine. I can... thick skin."
Superstore
"[Chuckles]"
Superstore
"Okay, well..."
Superstore
"some people think that you wear a wig,"
Superstore
"and some people think that you have a crush on Amy,"
Superstore
"and some people think that you're a Sea Org, whatever that is."
Superstore
"Wait, people think I have a crush on Amy?"
Superstore
"- Mm-hmm. - What?"
Superstore
"She's married. That's..."
Superstore
"I mean, not that you can't have a crush"
Superstore
"on someone who's married,"
Superstore
"but I mean, you know, yuck."
Superstore
"You know, not yuck. I think she's pretty."
Superstore
"But she's not, like, pretty-pretty."
Superstore
"Who's saying... like, who specifically... who's saying that?"
Superstore
"Just people. Like, everyone."
Superstore
"Kelly will do, like, anything Bobby asks."
Superstore
"and Kelly will be like, "With pleasure, Bobby.""
Superstore
"And then Bobby will be like, "Thanks, Kelly.""
Superstore
"Glenn, I don't know who either of those people are."
Superstore
"- [Cell Phone Ringing] - Oh."
Superstore
"Hi, baby, I know I'm running late,"
Superstore
"but I promise you I'm not gonna miss trick-or-treating."
Superstore
"Actually, is it okay if I go to Finley's house instead?"
Superstore
"- Dad said he'd drop me off. - Oh."
Superstore
"Um, I... Yeah, yeah."
Superstore
"- Really? - Yeah."
Superstore
"That just means more candy for me."
Superstore
"Num, num, num, num, num, num."
Superstore
"Oh, sweetie. Hang up."
Superstore
"- Thanks, Mom! - Yeah."
Superstore
"Bye, Emma!"
Superstore
"It's Glenn. I'm a hot dog."
Superstore
"Okay."
Superstore
"Garrett, Garrett, Garrett, Garrett"
Superstore
"Garrett, Garrett... Garrett."
Superstore
"What are you thinking about right now?"
Superstore
"Hmm? Fruit, maybe?"
Superstore
"What kind of fruit... tart little kiwis?"
Superstore
"No, I bet you like big, juicy melons, don't you?"
Superstore
"Come on, you know what you're doing here."
Superstore
"Yeah, I do. Catching a thief."
Superstore
"[Sighs]"
Superstore
"Just admit what you did, and we can end this right now."
Superstore
"Whatever it takes. Just get me out of here."
Superstore
"See?"
Superstore
"Doesn't that feel better?"
Superstore
"I'm having the weirdest day."
Superstore
"[Slow Music]"
Superstore
"♪"
Superstore
"- Hey. - Hey."
Superstore
"What happened to your costume?"
Superstore
"I just didn't feel like wearing it anymore."
Superstore
"Emma wants to hang out with her friends tonight instead of me."
Superstore
"Oh, that's a bummer."
Superstore
"- Yeah. - I'm sorry."
Superstore
"But it's, you know... it's normal, right?"
Superstore
"Yeah, I guess. It's..."
Superstore
"Yes, yes, it's normal."
Superstore
"It's just, I just thought I had, like, one"
Superstore
"or maybe two more years with her."
Superstore
"- Yeah. - You know, it's weird."
Superstore
"It's like, you bring home this cute little baby,"
Superstore
"and all they want is to be with you,"
Superstore
"and then they grow up,"
Superstore
"and you're proud, of course,"
Superstore
"but... but also sad and lonely."
Superstore
"Yeah, no, babies are hilarious."
Superstore
"I should probably get back out there."
Superstore
"[Clears Throat]"
Superstore
""I admit I stole the fruit"
Superstore
"- You want me to sign this? - Yes, I do."
Superstore
"- [Door Opens] - Stop the interrogation."
Superstore
"We found it, yeah."
Superstore
"Look, crazy story... it had fallen behind something."
Superstore
"Interesting, because Garrett just confessed to stealing it,"
Superstore
"so somebody here is lying."
Superstore
"- [Sighs] - You know what?"
Superstore
"I don't know what's going on here,"
Superstore
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