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Clips from Superstore - Halloween Theft (S02E02)

"Left and right and..."
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"It's working! Way to go!"
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"Ma'am, you realize that candy from strangers"
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"can contain razor blades and heroin needles, right?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Dina, again,"
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"I did not put heroin needles in the candy."
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"I'm not saying you did."
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"I'm just saying, best-case scenario: Free chocolate bar."
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"Worst-case scenario: "Trainspotting.""
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"Okay. Thanks anyway."
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"That's what I thought."
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"You have to stop harassing the customers."
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"I will not apologize for my commitment to our customers' safety."
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"- Dina, don't make me have to... - What?"
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"What would you do if you were me?"
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"Oh, Glenn, if I was you,"
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"I would've killed myself years ago."
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"- Okay. - Dina?"
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"You know, I think I saw some really sketchy types"
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"headed for the stockroom."
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"Sounds suspicious."
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"Yeah, they were... they were carrying, uh,"
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"toilet paper and shaving cream."
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"What?"
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"Those are exactly the things I said to look out for."
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"It's like I just talk to myself in this store."
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"Thanks, Amy."
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"I was really gonna let her have it."
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"Well, it's Halloween, so everything's"
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"kind of out of the ordinary."
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"Get out of my way, Janay."
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"It's Janet."
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"Why is this unlocked?"
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"Janay, who unlocked this?"
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"♪"
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"never been assigned here before."
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"Hmm."
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"Jewelry's a real can of worms"
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"in terms of feminism, you know?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Uh-huh."
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"[Inhales Sharply] This is great."
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"This is great, us working together."
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"I feel like we never really had the chance to... to..."
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"to bond, really."
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"Yeah, totally."
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"I vant to suck your blood"
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"and test it for diabetes."
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"At-home insulin kits are now half off."
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"Are you looking for spook-tacular savings?"
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"Because Cloud 9 has it all."
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"You can get, um, the..."
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"[Stammers]"
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"[Gulps] Uh..."
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"Attention, shoppers, I vant to suck your blood."
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"Oh, I did that one."
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"- Oh. - Everybody freeze!"
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"There's been an employee theft in the store."
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"Nobody can leave. I repeat, no one."
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"Well, sorry, I-I actually just meant the employees."
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"So... unfreeze."
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"You okay? You look sick."
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"Sick? Yeah, I'm sick."
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"At 8:24, a crate of irregular produce was put in the cage"
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"to be returned to fulfillment and destroyed."
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"Now it's missing."
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"I'm sorry. Irregular produce? You mean rotten?"
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"No, what I'm talking about is lumps, bumps, extra appendages,"
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"apples that look like pears, pears that look like guavas."
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"So we're just throwing away perfectly good food because it's ugly?"
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"Looks matter, Jonah."
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"You should know that, being the prettiest person in here."
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"I will be interrogating each and every one of you."
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"No one leaves until I find out who did it."
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"- Ugh, come on. - No."
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"- No! - What?"
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"No, you can't just keep us here."
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"I'm going trick-or-treating with my daughter."
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"Yeah, I have a date... uh, with a good book."
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"I'm going to a screening of "Nosferatu" at the Tivoli, if anybody wants to come."
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"Wow, that sounds really terrible."
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"Okay, listen, none of this is my problem."
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"Justice does not stop for your plans."
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"Glenn, you're not gonna let her do this to us, right?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Interrogations start immediately."
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"Well, if it's already starting..."
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"Man."
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"["Halloween" Theme Music]"
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"♪"
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"So, Amy Dubanowski."
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"Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect Amy Dubanowski."
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"Why would I steal a crate of fruit?"
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"I don't know."
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"I mean, clearly you've been having trouble making ends meet,"
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"neglecting your personal hygiene,"
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"the old clothes, busted-up shoes,"
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"the ratty hair, hints of meth mouth."
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"Okay, I'm leaving."
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"Uh-uh, you're not going anywhere"
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"until you answer all of my questions."
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"- Did you take the fruit? - No."
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"Then you can go."
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"By the way..."
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"What?"
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"That headpiece looks great on you."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"Topics, topics, topics..."
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"Oh, uh, who do you think stole the produce?"
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"I was thinking, okay, maybe Marcus."
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"He's been to prison before for public peeing."
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"Really?"
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"Well, I was thinking Mary,"
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"because I heard that she's drinking again."
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"No."
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"Mm-hmm. [Chuckles]"
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"Alcohol?"
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"I think so, yeah."
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"It's the... it's the bun."
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