Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"I'm sorry, but you know I'd only come here"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"if I had no other choice."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But earlier today, I was getting ready to go to sleep and..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Sveikas."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"That's terrible."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, see ya."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Well, can I stay here maybe?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh... I'd let you, but I don't have any room."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You live in a two-bedroom apartment."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You have one room just for your suits."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hey, I'm at a point in my life where my suits are my family."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Look around you, Lily."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You are in the heart of bachelor country,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Now, you can try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts 12 hours."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"14 if you qualify for multiple entry."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Eww... is something some lame, judgmental chick would say,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"but I say give me multiple high fives."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Wow, you really are desperate."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"But I only have one rule. You can't change anything."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Why would I change anything? This place is..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"...perfect."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"See that wall?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"300-inch flat-screen."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"They only sell them in Japan, but I know a guy."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"It hurts my eyes."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah. That doesn't go away."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"No, actually I went with a friend from law school."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, really? Who's this friend?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Brad."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Bro, Alanis Morissette rocks! - Totally!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I can't believe I almost didn't come tonight."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Let me guess: You bought the tickets for you and Lily"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"right before she dumped you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I just got dumped myself."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What, Kara broke up with you?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Brad, do you like brunch?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You invited him to brunch?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Why can't two guys who are friends go to brunch?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Because brunch is kind of..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Girly."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Girly? Breakfast isn't girly."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lunch isn't girly. What makes brunch girly?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't know."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Nothing girly about a horn,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"but put them together and you get a unicorn."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't care what either of you say,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I am going to The Popover Pantry with Brad."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"We're here. We're hungry."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Hmm... smells delicious. - Thank you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What are you doing?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lily, what was the first rule again?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Don't change anything."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And what was the second rule?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- There was no second rule. - Exactly!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"There was only one rule and you broke it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I bought groceries. That counts as changing something?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Lily, if I wanted a fridge full of groceries,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"or fresh coffee in the morning,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"that this is not a place to leave a toothbrush."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"This is not a place to leave a contact lens case."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"This is a place to leave."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Come on, I'll give you a tour."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Dig this: king-sized bed,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"full-sized blanket, one pillow."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Everything about this bed says, "our work here is done.""
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Next we say "bienvenue" to the bathroom."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What, only one towel?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What, no hairdryer?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You know where I keep that stuff? Your place. Beat it."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And wilkommen to the hallway."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"While guys like Ted and Marshall may hide their porn..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Marshall doesn't have porn."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Aww, that's sweet."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"While guys like Ted and Marshall may hide their porn,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I had mine... professionally lit."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And if that doesn't drive them away,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"there's always your life-sized storm-trooper."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"No, that's just awesome."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"My apartment does it for me."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"God, I love brunch."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, damn..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"the zucchini bread is "ridonculous.""
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"This isn't weird, right?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I sort of thought it might be,"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"but it totally isn't."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"And B-T-dub, you totally did not oversell the eggs Benny."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Right? Right?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I mean, why can't two single bros go out and rock brunch Sunday morning-style?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Exactly. Thank you, that's exactly what I've been saying."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"This must be destiny."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What are you talking about?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I have two tickets for Mamma Mia Friday night."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What am I saying? Who doesn't?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yeah!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hey. Did the cold wake you?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, did you try and take a shower? I'm sorry, I only have one clean towel."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I don't buy into the myth that we need to shower every day."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"O kay."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I'd offer you some coffee, but I don't have any, so you're gonna have to..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I'm boycotting coffee."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You may as well drink the tears of a Colombian peasant farmer."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"God, I love this place."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Good thing I don't have a job"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"because I could stay here all day."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I think I left something on the bookshelf."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Wow, you're open about your sexuality"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"and that's one of the reasons I love you."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, well, cat's out of the bag."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Whoa, uh... Okay, beep, beep. Backing up, um..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Hi, Barney. Oh..."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Oh, my God. Are you married? Is this your wife?"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"What? No."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"Yes!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"- Yes? - Yes."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"You son of a bitch!"
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
"I can't believe I let you enter my sacred temple."
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
Show more clips