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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Come on, baby. Please, no. Oh, you don't understand."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"Wow, that was close."
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"That hippie chick wouldn't leave."
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"She was ready to squat here."
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"Well, she'd have to with your spring-loaded toilet seat, wouldn't she?"
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"She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment..."
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"except you."
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"You're better than porn."
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"Thank you."
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"All you'd have to do is pretend to be my wife,"
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"I know, I know. You've got your ethics. You've got your principles..."
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"I'll do it."
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"Barney, you've clearly got some serious mother issues"
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"that have left you the emotional equivalent of a scavenging sewer rat."
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"But, in my other apartment, I would be living"
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"with an actual scavenging sewer rat, so you win."
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"I'll take it."
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"- Mamma Mia? - Mamma Mia."
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"You know what? It's supposed to be a great musical, okay?"
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"It won all sorts of Tonys and stuff."
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"No, totally. It sounds like a really, really fun, exciting, third date."
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"Ooh, third date. You know what that means."
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"It is not a date, okay."
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"It's just two bros taking in a Broadway show."
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"You bros going to get dinner beforehand?"
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"Where at?"
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"Cafe L'Amour."
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"You better bring your "A" game."
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"All right, you know what? You two are just threatened"
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"because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' turf."
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"Well, guess what? It's my territory now."
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"I'm peeing all over brunches, fancy dinners and musicals."
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"What are you going to wear?"
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"I was thinking like this collared shirt and these pin..."
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"Oh, you know what? Shut up."
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"Can you pass the Arts and Leisure?"
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"Can you pass the Arts and Leisure?"
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"I just did."
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"Honey, I'm..."
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"Barney, what the hell is going on here?"
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"Lily, I can explain..."
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"- I'm so sorry. I didn't know he had... - Just get out."
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"This is what I get after I worked as a stripper for four years"
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"to put you through medical school?"
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"I got breast implants for you."
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"And that slap was genius. You did not hold back."
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"Yeah, that I just always wanted to do."
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"I have to say,"
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"it's kind of nice having food around here for a change."
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"You know..."
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"nah, never mind."
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"What?"
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"You're my wife. You can tell me anything."
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"Well, if you really wanted to sell this ruse,"
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"we should try to make this place a little more..."
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"you know, homey."
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"Like-like a woman would actually live here."
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"What did you have in mind?"
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"# Bones, bones, brittle little bones #"
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"# It's not the milk you seek #"
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"# It's the sun you need #"
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"# Sugar dumpling, muffin baby #"
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"# Do do do do #"
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"Hey, you're home."
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"I didn't think we'd be seeing you until tomorrow morning."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha. It wasn't a date."
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"Okay, it was a date and it got way weird."
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"Oh, you really don't have to do that."
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"No, I insist. You're my guest."
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"Bro,"
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"you got some chocolate on your chin."
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"I'll get that bad boy."
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"Whoa."
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"Well, it could have been worse."
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"It could have fallen in your lap."
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"It gets worse."
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"No, I-I can do it, Brad. Okay, thank you."
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"So anyway, ah, it's this Saturday."
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"Do you want to come?"
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"You want me to go to a wedding with you?"
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"Okay, that's not too bad."
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"Just keep Brad away from the bouquet."
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"It gets worse."
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"It gets better."
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"The foliage in Vermont this time of year is ridonc."
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"Vermont?"
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"Yeah, the wedding's at this awesome B&B."
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"Kara and I used to go there."
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"Walt Whitman Suite, bro."
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"You said no, right?"
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"I understand."
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"It's cool."
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"It's the first time I was going to see my college friends"
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"since Kara left me."
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"I'll go to Vermont with you."
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"That's great!"
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"You know, uh, they're registered at Pottery Barn."
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"I figure we could go halfsies on a gravy boat."
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"Damn you, brunch!"
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"This guy's crazy, right?"
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"Look, I don't think he's crazy."
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"I just think he's suffering from a severe case of girlfriend withdrawal."
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"And unfortunately, you're his nicotine patch."
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"And now you have to do what every dysfunctional couple has to do:"
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"break up."
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"You're right. You're right. I promised Brad"
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"I would go to the wedding with him, and then that is it."
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"Good man."
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"Oh, I think we made the right decision"
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"Hey, if my bed's going suit up, it's going to do it right."
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"Want to give it a whirl?"
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"All right, I'm going to head out, hit the bars."
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"What are you going to do tonight?"
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"Oh, I was just going to watch Letterman but, God this bed is so comfy."
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"I wish you had a TV in here."
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"Okay, seriously, what do you do for a living?"
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"I thought you were going out."
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"Eh."
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"After the monologue."
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