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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"That's a stovenkerator:"
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"Hey, cool Murphy bed."
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"I got it."
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"Other cultures."
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"God, I hate being single!"
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"I really am."
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"Okay, you can stay here for two days."
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"The Alanis Morissette concert."
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"By yourself?"
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"Yeah, I invited him to brunch. Why, is that weird?"
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"I'd be in a relationship."
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"But I don't want to be in a relationship."
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"That's why I make it crystal-clear to every girl that walks through that door"
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"Bienvenido to the bedroom."
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"And the coup de grace..."
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"So you see, whenever a girl wakes up here,"
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"You like Abba, right?"
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"Anyway, I was gonna take Kara, but now it's all you and me."
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"We're gonna do Broadway, bro style. What do you say?"
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"No, I've just been watching you sleep."
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"Oh, I'm disgusting."
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"Did I just say that?"
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"How would you like to extend your stay here?"
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"and scare off the occasional one-night stand."
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"Really?"
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"We might grab a steak, yeah."
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"Brad says the food is really good there, okay."
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"Sounds like Brad's got quite the night planned out."
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"That means no granny panties."
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"Brava."
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"Fair enough."
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"# This world is going crazy #"
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"# Do do do do #"
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"Thanks, Brad."
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"Still there."
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"Two single guys on the prowl. It'll be like Wedding Crashers."
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"I just miss her so much."
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"I'm sorry. It's not funny anymore."
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"going for the custom-made Italian sheets."
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"Please."
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"But when he got there..."
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"No..."
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"No."
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"Brad got him flowers."
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"I don't know how you knew that. I guess you just get me,"
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"but this is not cool, man. I can't believe that you would..."
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"Just don't."
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"# There was something # # in the air that night #"
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"Oh, what was with him?"
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"I don't know."
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"but you gave me the disease. You gotta go."
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"Barney."
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"Uh-huh. You gotta go."
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"Even if you don't believe it, tell me he looks fat."
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"Your Uncle Barney was always always a bit of an enigma."
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"In all the years we lived in New York,"
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"none of us had ever set foot in his apartment."
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"Until one day, one of us did."
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"It all started two weeks earlier at Lily's housewarming."
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"Hey, welcome to my new home."
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"Oh, wow, Lily, this is..."
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"Oh, this is all of it."
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"Yeah, I know it's small, but it's got character."
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"Thank you."
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"And I am learning Lithuanian from my neighbors."
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"They're great."
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"They're always out there in the hall, you know,"
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"cooking and gambling and giving each other haircuts."
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"It's nice."
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"Hey, is that a toilet in your kitchen?"
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"Or a stove in your bathroom?"
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"Oh, that's not just a stove."
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"a combination of a stove, oven and sink and refrigerator."
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"Stovenkerator."
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"Isn't that futuristic?"
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"God, I hope not."
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"Oh!"
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"You know what, I bet sleeping at this angle is good for you."
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"That was, something, something, I am going to, something,"
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"you like a, something, donkey."
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"Hey, let's break out the fruit basket."
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"Okay, we have to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon."
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"I'd offer her my place, but I've got dogs and she's allergic."
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"Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's a little more allergic to that."
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"What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery,"
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"but it's gotta have a couch."
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"The Fortress of Barnitude? No way."
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"Come on. She's desperate."
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"Hmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home,"
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"but... pass."
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"One of you guys is very, very lucky because I have..."
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"- Absolutely not. - No."
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"Damn! I got these tickets, like, months ago for me and Lily"
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"and now I can't find anyone to go with me."
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"This is what I miss about being in a couple."
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"I always had someone to go to concerts with,"
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"or farmer's market,"
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"or brunch."
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"God, I miss brunch!"
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"Well, I guess you could-- well, you could try going to brunch alone."
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"Oh, you don't think I've tried?"
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"Table for one."
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"One couple?"
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"Um, no, just me."
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"For brunch?"
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"You're right. Who am I kidding?"
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"Ooh, The Popover Pantry. That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?"
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"Can I go with you guys?"
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"Really? For brunch?"
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"Oh, and P. to the S., I never got my payout"
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"from Seattle from two weeks ago."
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"Yeah. Don't make me call the gaming commission on you."
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"I'm sure they'd be very interested to know what's going on over there."
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"All right? All right?"
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"Okay, I love you, too, Mom. Take care."
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"Hello, Lily."
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"You've somehow managed to circumvent my security."
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"How did you do it?"
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"Ted gave me your spare key."
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"Spare key, brilliant!"
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