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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"But in reality, it's always just a big letdown,"
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"- ROBIN: Oh, man, Ted, this is great. - Okay, people, let's talk strategy."
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"(ALL EXCLAIM)"
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"Yeah."
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"She's always finding reasons to hug me. So tonight, we'll see..."
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"- "so much of the time?" - By who? Who asks you that?"
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"but people are wrong. It should be all rise, baby."
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"(YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"Hello!"
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"Hey, Ranjit!"
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"How do you guys know each other?"
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"Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story."
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"Super drunk fantastic, huh?"
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"(MUMBLING)"
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"Can we swing by the apartment so I can change?"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"TED: No, no turning back. Ranjit, party number three."
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"You guys had your schedule, and I screwed it all up."
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"I was really looking forward to this night. This sucks."
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"- Oh, dude, not now! - What? She needs to get psyched!"
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"Maybe I should just go home."
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"My finger slipped."
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"- and I don't wanna be kissing Ranjit. - You don't know what you're missing."
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"- Come on. It's only a 20-minute detour. - Which is exactly how much time I need."
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"Don't say that. We'll find each other."
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"MARSHALL: Bye, Lil."
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"OLDER TED; Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist"
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"- No way. - That's totally Moby. That's awesome."
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"Welcome."
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"Yeah, what's up?"
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"I've been trying to call her. I can't get through."
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"Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party, and then, afterwards..."
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"You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall."
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"- So, your name is Tony? - No."
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"Oh, hey, we're here. All right. You guys gonna come in?"
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"Hey..."
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"Party number three."
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"Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed?"
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"Everyone except Barney."
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"(ROBIN LAUGHING)"
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"OLDER TED: Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks."
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"Sure it looks great on TV,"
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"to give my friends a great New Year's Eve,"
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"I had an idea of how to do it, too,"
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"and all it cost was half my Christmas bonus,"
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"Yeah, that's right. A limo."
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"Last New Year's, we went our separate ways, and it sucked."
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"This year, we party together, or not at all."
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"Now, I sifted through your party submissions,"
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"- and I narrowed them down to these five. - Question."
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"Yes, Barney, your submissions were received,"
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"and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants."
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"But you enjoyed the e-vite, right? That was an actual picture of my pants."
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"We will hit all five parties before midnight,"
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"and then narrow them down to one,"
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"the most awesome party in New York City,"
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"and that is where we will ring, nay, rock in the new year."
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"- Marybeth? - Oh, she works in my office."
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"She seems like she might be into me."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"People often ask me, "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"And the answer is right here."
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"My own, personal, get-psyched mix."
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"Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall,"
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"Now, prepare yourselves for an audio journey"
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"into the white-hot center of adrenaline."
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"Bam."
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"- It's working. - I'm definitely getting psyched."
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"God. I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage."
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"Must do robot."
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"Oh, driver?"
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"Dude, you're driving a limo now. That's awesome."
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"I've moved up in the world."
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"Hey, what are we waiting for?"
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"We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it."
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"Oh, I wish I could come with you guys,"
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"but Derek should be coming by any minute to pick me up."
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"OLDER TED; Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend Derek,"
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"Derek, He was, like, rich, successful, handsome,"
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"Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun."
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"- ROBIN: Bye. - Happy New Year."
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"- Bye. - Here we go."
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"- Oh, this kind of sucks. - Okay, nobody get down."
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"We knew this going in. We're a man down."
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"That just means were gonna have to party that much harder."
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"Ranjit. Party number one."
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"- Party number one! - Party number one!"
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"If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones."
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"Hey, we've got four more parties to hit."
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"If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it."
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"We didn't really get a chance to meet. I'm Lily, and this is my fiancé, Marshall."
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"Hi. Marybeth. It's so great to meet you guys."
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"- Oh, well, my word. - Oh, hey. Well, you're friendly."
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"(NATALYA LAUGHING)"
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"(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Hello, American party friends of Barney's."
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"- Oh, no. - So, Barney, who's your new friend?"
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"- Natalya. - Oh, friendly."
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"- So, where are you from, Natalya? - She... Who knows?"
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"The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-off-her-ass-istan?"
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"Isn't she awesome?"
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"- How are your feet doing, baby? - Oh, okay."
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"I love these shoes, but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep."
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"Come on, Lily. We have a tightly scheduled evening"
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"of awesomeness ahead of us. I need you to power through the pain."
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"Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking."
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"It's true. I can hear them. What's that, little boys? What's that?"
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"You wanna go for a rock?"
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"- Party number two, not so good. - No, let's go back to party number one."
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"- Party number three! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, wait, wait, wait! We have to turn around. We left Natalya."
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"- Barney, none of us really liked her. - What?"
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"- Sorry. - Oh, very nice, Lily."
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"You know, she is a guest in this country."
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"So, while you may choose to turn your back on her,"
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"I choose to turn my front on her. What up."
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"- I'm sorry about Barney. - No, I'm having a great time."
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"I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight."
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"Me, too. Just a sec."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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