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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"- Hey, Robin. - Ted, Derek stood me up."
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"OLDER TED; Derek, Now we had a tight schedule to keep that night,"
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"and I was already on a date with another girl,"
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"But it was Robin,"
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"Ranjit, turn it around."
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"No. This is perfect. It's meant to be. We're all back together."
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"What happened?"
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"Oh, Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal."
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"Who works on New Year's Eve?"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Okay, now I feel worse."
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"- Barney! - Fine."
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"Look, Robin. You're not going home. Come on, it's New Year's Eve."
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"Look, so your date fell through, so what? What do you need a date for?"
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"Someone to kiss at midnight? Fine. I'll kiss you at a little bit after midnight."
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"- Hi, I'm Robin. - Marybeth."
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"Oh, wow, you're friendly."
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"I haven't eaten dinner yet. Is there anything to eat in this thing?"
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"That's it. I know what you're jonesing for."
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"(STAMMERING) We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being,"
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"No. No! We are already behind schedule."
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"Ted, come on, we have an hour-and-a-half before midnight,"
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"- Ranjit, stop the car. - Stopping the car."
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"- Wait, baby, what are you doing? - No, I'm going home."
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"- What? No! - No, you can't, Lily!"
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"I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't."
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"There's a cab over there,"
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"I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes."
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"But hot dogs."
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"Oh, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one."
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"- Okay, I'll go with you. - No, baby."
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"- Are you sure? - Lf I don't see you, Happy New..."
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"- We'll find each other. - I know we will."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Hell of a woman."
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"Let's go get some hot dogs!"
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"- Oh yeah! - Look at us, riding around in a limo,"
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"eating hot dogs. It's like we're the President."
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"- Hey, I bet you're feeling better now. - Oh, so much better."
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"I think that that's Moby."
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"when I was young,"
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"Should I say something? I should say something, right?"
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"Oh, my God, he's coming over. Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool."
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"- Hey. - Hello."
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"Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown."
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"You want a ride?"
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"Sure."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"I'm Barney Stinson."
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"So, what about this party?"
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"Oh, it's just a New Year's thing with some friends."
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"Wow. That sounds awesome."
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"- You guys wanna come? - Yeah, we'd love to."
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"- All right. - Ted."
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"- Sidebar. - Moby, switch up, will you?"
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"- What about Lily? - Call her."
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"- All the circuits are jammed. - That's New Year's Eve for you."
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"No, I can't. Lily's waiting. I gotta find her."
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"- Okay, I'll meet you at party number three. - But... Come on. Moby's party."
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"- Ranjit, Moby's party. - Moby's party."
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"This is a cool mix."
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"- I think it should be all rise. - Yes. Moby."
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"Yeah, it should start high, get higher. This mix is my pride and joy."
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"- I never leave home without it. - That's how I feel about Janice here."
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"So, then I said, your motorcycle was like that when I got here."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"- You're not Moby, are you? - Who?"
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"- Moby. The recording artist, Moby. - No."
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"But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah.""
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"I thought you said, "Tony.""
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"- No. - You sure?"
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"Come on, it's gonna get nuts in there. It's this dude who owes me money."
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"No, we're good. We're good."
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"Happy New Year, Not Moby."
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"Oh, hey, hey. Be safe."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"- Why did we think that guy was Moby? - I don't know."
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"I see a short, bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby."
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"That's Marshall's phone."
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"- (IN DEEP VOICE) Hello. - Oh, Marshall. Thank God I got through!"
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"- Hey, sexy. - Barney, where's Marshall?"
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"He left his phone in the limo. He's out looking for you."
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"- What? Where? - Party number three."
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"Well, I'm here at party number three and..."
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"Oh, my God, guess who just walked in? Moby."
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"Moby? She's upstairs."
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"Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby!"
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"Oh, no, I know Moby, and that's... Does he have a gun?"
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"Run!"
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"Oh, my God. Not Moby's party is party number four."
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"What are the odds?"
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"Who was that guy?"
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"Well, we know it's not Moby, and it's not Tony."
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"- Ranjit! Drive! - Where to?"
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"- Party number three! - Party number three!"
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"No, but I was just at party number three."
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"No, no, no. You were at party number four. You must have looked at the list wrong."
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"Well, after that rather unpsyching experience,"
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"you know what it's time for?"
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"It's time to, what? That's right. Re-psych."
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"Re..."
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"Where's the..."
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"Oh, my God, Not Moby took my get-psyched mix!"
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"Barney, Barney, what the hell! Barney, it's not worth it. Let it go."
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"We need to get back on schedule."
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"Oh, nuts."
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"Ranjit, you sure I can't help?"
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"No. I am pissed. Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, not a problem. He'll jack it up, slap on a tire,"
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"we'll be at party number three in no time."
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"I wish Marshall would call. Guess the circuits are jammed."
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"'Cause everyone's calling their loved ones. Everyone around the world."
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"Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson."
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"Laugh for the sad clown"
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"trapped on his whirling carousel of suits, and cigars,"
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"and bimbos, and booze. Round and round it goes."
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"And where's it all heading? Nowhere."
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"Is this just 'cause you lost your get-psyched mix?"
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"I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?"
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