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Clips from The Boondocks - The Story of Lando Freeman (S03E03)

"All right, you little niggas be easy."
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"He wasn't a bad guy, though."
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"I hope he does find his real daddy one day."
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"He's not your son."
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"Because he's my son."
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"Yes. She sent me a letter,"
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"That way. If you hurry"
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"* The promise Of what's to come *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *"
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"Oh, no, look at this."
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"Nigga, what you want?"
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"I want you over my house cutting my grass"
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"because I just took another job."
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"And even though they don't pay hardly nothing,"
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"you canceled on me. The yard looks like a jungle."
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"I'll be there when the white man"
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"don't need me no more. And let this be"
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"how much money you got, you still just a nigga."
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"Ooh, I hate Ruckus!"
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"Huey, go change your clothes and mow the lawn."
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"Why do I always have to cut the grass?"
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"I cannot stop sneezing."
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"Riley's got allergies."
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"You just mad 'cause you didn't think of it first."
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"Ow!"
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"That didn't hurt, punk."
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"And I don't want to hear that old"
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""I'm dying of a heat stroke" excuse."
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"You wanna cool down? Cut your hair off."
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"Good day and how are you this beautiful morning, good sir?"
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"I'm visiting you to make you aware"
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"of an exciting offer I got in landscaping"
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"and home repair work that has just..."
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"Not interested. W- w-wait."
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"Are you really satisfied with your current landscaping"
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"No. Yes, go away."
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"That would be a Mr. Uncle Ruckus, right?"
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"A portly dude, not very fond of African-Americans?"
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"What if I could offer you a better service"
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"with way lower prices"
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"with none of the racial antagonism?"
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"How's that sounding to you? How much?"
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"I'll have your shit looking splendiferous for a wet dub."
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"No. Okay, I'll drop the price to 10."
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"At this point I ain't even making no money,"
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"I'm just doing this for my back arms."
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"I said no. A cigarette and a cold glass"
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"of orange juice. Go hustle somebody else."
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"Check this out, Pops. Because I want your good favor so bad,"
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"I went ahead and put in a little work on the yard."
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"You what?"
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"That's right. Your boy cut the grass,"
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"You needed a little color right there, man."
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"It wasn't any thang."
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"Well, I'm impressed, young man."
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"Very impressed. Don't meet a lot of people"
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"who take pride in their work nowadays."
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"Sorry I was so rude earlier."
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"You earned this."
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"Yo, man, I... I was cool with the orange juice."
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"No, no, no. You take it."
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"I really appreciate this, Pops. Seriously."
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"Huh? Yeah. House of Cheeks"
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"You know, they probably just now cracking the doors."
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"Come on, let's go and, you know, see some ass."
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"It's been awhile since I had someone to go"
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"Well, Lando's really my daddy's name."
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"since I never knew him. She met him right when"
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"You know, people used to call me Lando."
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"I knew it was gonna be my year."
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"or good-looking as Billy Dee,"
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"and I definitely didn't have no Billy Dee money,"
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"but thank God some women were so desperate"
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"I remember this one gal."
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"Her name was Marietta."
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"Oh, she was hot. It was like I was doing it"
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"with the same caliber of women as Billy Dee himself."
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"no-holds barred freaky deaky bareback action."
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"You have to understand,"
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"this was in the days before AIDS."
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"That's so funny."
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"Moms used to say the same thing."
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"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang."
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"Oh, well."
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"Really. What a random,"
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"completely unrelated coincidence"
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"Pops. I don't even know how to say this, man,"
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"but I didn't come here just to do your yard."
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"because I think you're my dad."
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"Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, hold on."
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"I knew it. I knew you were a scam artist the moment"
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"I laid eyes on you. Pops, please, man."
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"Shame on you trying to scam an old man."
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"Mowing his lawn, trimming his shrubs, planting some color."
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"I don't ever want to see you around here again."
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"Pops, man, wait."
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"You my ride!"
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"Did you hear what I just said? He's not my son."
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"And I don't ever want to hear"
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"the name Lando in this house again."
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"And no one is allowed to watch Empire Strikes Back"
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"You. I told you to get away from here."
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"I tried to be nice. Now I'm calling the police."
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"You're trespassing on private property."
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"Hey, Pops, I'm not stalking you or nothing,"
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"I'm just over here doing some work for the DuBois'."
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"Big Tom, big Tom. What's the business, baby?"
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"Keep sending them dumbass niggas to jail, big dude."
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"They ham-ass know they shouldn't have did that shit."
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"so you all good. The guests can drop a deuce,"
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"wash they booger hooks, get fresh, disinfect."
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"Robert, I guess we have you to thank for Lando, huh?"
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"What's that supposed to mean? I didn't give him life,"
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"if that's what you're implying. I told him you were"
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"the first one to give a brother a chance"
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"to show what I can do."
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"Hey, you know I gotta put my folks on."
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"You know how we do."
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