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Clips from The Boondocks - The Story of Lando Freeman (S03E03)

"* I'm the spark That makes your idea bright *"
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"* So that you can know Left from right *"
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"* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *"
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"* The story that just begun *"
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"* And I'm 'a remain a soldier *"
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"* Till the war is won Won *"
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"* Chop, chop, chop *"
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"like you supposed to be! Well, too bad for you,"
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"Damn it, this is the fourth week in a row"
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"Well, Chim-Chim, you three vine swingers"
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"yet another reminder that no matter"
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"Huey. Hurry up."
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"I'm talking about just touched down in your area."
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"What exciting offer? Let me ask you this:"
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"manicured the little weed area, and even did"
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"a little shrubbery art. You planted flowers."
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"Man, this is fun."
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"to a strip club with. So thanks."
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"I didn't even get your name."
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"Just call me Lando."
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"Lando, you mean like Lando Calrissian?"
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"Or that's what Moms told a nigga,"
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"The Empire Strikes Back came out."
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"1980, Chicago."
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"Best summer of my life."
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"Now, of course I wasn't as smooth as Billy Dee,"
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"Moms was a big Billy Dee fan."
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"and at night we'd have some serious,"
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"Whoo! For real?"
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"So there was no consequences whatsoever."
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"Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang."
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"I always wondered what happened to her."
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"I will never, ever in a million years"
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"You know, my mom's name was Marietta."
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"that has nothing to do with me."
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"Huh? I came to Woodcrest"
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"Mm-hm. No, no, I said"
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"I think you're my dad."
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"No, no, I said..."
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"Please, man, just give me a second."
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"He's not my son. I mean, you had no way to know."
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"Hey, Pops."
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"Anyway, the hot water fixed in the guest bathroom,"
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"No prob. Know what I'm talking about? Popping your collar."
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"Oh, man, you are a godsend."
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"And don't worry, Lando,"
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"I'm gonna make some calls as well."
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"What is your game? Blackmail? Extortion?"
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"that I thank him for skeeting that life into Moms, man."
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"and I respect him for everything he did, man."
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"Get away from me. You can't be my son."
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"Everybody do things on they own time."
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"Only thing is, I don't know what your Casio looking like."
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"I'm right here, man, posted like a lamp."
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"I didn't really know who else to turn to."
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"Come on, Pops. You know it ain't no thang,"
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"Well, you realize that if you don't kill him"
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"almost virtually certainly not."
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"Kill him? I don't wanna kill him."
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"I just wanna know who my real father is."
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"Didn't you used to call yourself Lando?"
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"Don't even think about sitting on my stage."
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"Stand up! But my knees hurt."
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"for 30 years? Thirty fucking years?"
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"I will not be easy on you!"
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"Before the show you took a DNA test."
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"Robert is..."
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"Look at them number one's that I came from."
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"but you did look like a pussy punk bitch."
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"Ow! Granddad,"
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"Yeah, Steve Wilkos already did that."
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"You may not owe him anything else,"
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"A 198-pound bouncing baby adult Negro."
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"You don't recommend working it out?"
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"the smarter move is option two,"
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"in my life where I tried to work out some shit"
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"Just let me know what you want to do. All right?"
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"Lando's here? No, wait."
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"that nigga Steve Wilkos was a dick like that."
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"I swear I don't need nothing from you, man,"
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"a small part of your life, man. Just a small one."
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"You know I'm in your corner."
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"I said option one. Okay."
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"Best of luck to you. I love you, Dad."
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"Boys, Lando is going to be staying with us for awhile,"
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"because, supposedly, it's the right thing to do."
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"and you should always wear a condom."
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"you ain't ahead of me, nigga."
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"As of right now, you the youngest brother."
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"just being here part of the fam, man."
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"or some shit, man, so all I could do"
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"Aw, come on, man, why you all tripping?"
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"That's playoff basketball."
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"Man, just 'cause you the two nigga"
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"Huey, you gonna let him do me like this?"
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"It's family, I'm staying out of it."
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"You guys seem a little cramped in there."
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"That's not fair."
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"You can't control my life!"
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"I hate you! I never want to see you again!"
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"and I'll do whatever you say, man,"
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"and get ready for my ass-whupping right now."
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"Left side, nigga."
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"Whatever. What you gonna do, nigga?"
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"Watch your ass. Nigga. Ah!"
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"bragging about beating a little kid."
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"Your game is garbage. And you cheat."
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"trying to undercut my business."
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"Ah-ha. Ettu, Robert? Et tu?"
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"Ruckus, that's enough. This is your own fault."
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"I do, son."
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"Didn't I tell you? Ha, Look at us."
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"One big, beautiful black family."
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"I can tell, nigga. I can tell."
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"about that Steve Wilkos show. Okay, Pops,"
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"and I hate your fucking guts!"
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"I knew he was the baby daddy."
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""Actual DNA test results available on request.""
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"Granddad, you're not the father."
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"Maybe I'll find that right lady, you know,"
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