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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Phil on Wire (S03E03)

"Isn't that your nickname? Haley! Be nice to your sister."
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"Alex- Good save."
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"They finally bumped me up to the harder math class."
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"Third period, Mr. Waters."
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"What? No, Mom. You cannot sign this. This is my class."
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"You're a freshman. What are you doing in second-year math?"
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"Not still. Again."
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"Alex, be nice to your sister."
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"Haley, not a good save."
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"I knew it would suck having you at my school."
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"Well, hang in there. A couple more years,"
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"you'll have it all to yourself again."
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"Come on, girls."
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"Jay, look at this."
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"It's ruined! Stella did this."
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"She chew on my shoe."
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"You have to discipline that stupid dog."
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"Oh, really? How? By buying her little cupcakes?"
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"Yeah. You should've told that to Manny before he ate one."
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"You wouldn't find this so funny if she was destroying your shoes."
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"Well, I don't leave my shoes laying around, so-"
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"So it's my fault that she chooses to chew my shoe?"
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"I didn't say that. You barely said it."
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"- You have to stop coddling her. - I don't coddle her."
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"She tries to drink the water. it's funny!"
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"You don't look at me in class. You don't text me."
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"What are you?"
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"Honey, I realize that this situation is not ideal for either one of you,"
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"but sometimes we just rise above things."
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"Yes?"
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"Excuse me. Did you notice the curb here is painted yellow?"
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"Uh, no, I did not."
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"Okay. Well, I was just dropping off my kids."
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"And yet, I see no kids emerging from the vehicle."
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"Well, we were chatting. Wow."
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"At the risk of surprising you a third time, Officer, I've been dropping off here for years-"
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"What was her problem?"
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"You know what you should have said to her?"
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"That's exactly what I'm talking about."
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"Awkward, unpleasant situation? Rise above."
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"Have a nice day."
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"Yeah. Love you."
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"How would you like to see my fist emerging into your face?"
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"Oh! Now I think of it!"
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"Day four of the juice fast,"
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"and I'm hungry, but I'm feelin' pretty good."
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"Cam, on the other hand, has gone all Girl, Interrupted"
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"After one, throwing out all of our food, and two, blaming me,"
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"he entered stage three- soap actress."
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"I just wish my sister would put herself out there more."
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"She has so much to offer!"
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"Why are men so superficial?"
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"That was followed by stage four- a rush of epiphanies."
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"I don't need food."
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"Look at this. Architecture's everywhere."
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"Oh, Spaniards make amazing athletes."
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"Into stage five- despair."
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"Daddy, we hided, but you didn't seek."
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"Cam?"
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"Then came rage."
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"Hey. Whatcha got there?"
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"The good news is, Cam's never made it this far into a diet before, so-"
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"Downside? I have no idea what the next stage is gonna be."
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"But I'm pretty sure it's not charming party guest."
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"Cam, I-l was thinking, I'll take the bullet tomorrow night at my boss's house."
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"You don't have to go to the party."
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"Th-They're boring."
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"Some... silly cause."
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"You know, lots of people."
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"Parking."
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"- Cam, say something. - Why do you hate me?"
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"- I don't hate you. - Then why are you trying to push me out of your life?"
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"Because you seem a little..."
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"unhinged."
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"Okay. You know what I think?"
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"and a little bit more about yourself and what you're gonna wear tomorrow night,"
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"because I saw what you have laid out,"
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"and I don't think you're gonna like the way you look in photos."
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"I hadn't landed on that."
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"Her hand's in the air, like, every five seconds,"
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"and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework."
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"Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number."
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"Eight, Mom."
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"Okay, fine. You know what?"
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"I'm gonna call the school today and have your schedules changed."
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"But I want you to know, a little part of me died today, okay?"
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"I thought the two of you could understand how being in the same class would benefit you both."
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"Alex, you-you could've tutored Haley."
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"Haley, you could've helped Alex with her social skills."
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"Come on. The two of you could've been two super-Dunphys."
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"And instead, what are you?"
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"Two bickering half-Dunphys, and I'm the fool that expected more."
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"You know what- How do you ever-"
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"I don't even want to hear it. Just go upstairs. Go."
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"Wow. What was that?"
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"Right now, our daughters are upstairs, making a decision they think is their own,"
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"but really it was an idea that was skillfully implanted by me."
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"Dangerous game, but I like it. Mmm."
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"What are those?"
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"Wire walkers."
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"You want to go to the dance, you gotta wear the shoes."
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"Luke, grab your camera."
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"I wasn't sleeping!"
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"Honey, I-l think those are jazz shoes."
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"Got 'em at an estate sale. Only worn once."
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"That is not a ringing endorsement-"
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"Oh!"
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"Phil, honey- Please be... careful, all right?"
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"Hey, what'd you get for number three?"
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"You're not going to learn if I just give you answers."
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"Well, what if I gave you something in return?"
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"Like what?"
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"You can talk to me in class."
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"I want lunch at the cool table."
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"- Then I want all the answers. - Then I want a week at the table."
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"- That'll cost you two pop quizzes. - A month."
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"- The midterm. - Deal."
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"Lookin' great, Dad."
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"With these steps, I break the surly bonds-"
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"Chicken in a basket!"
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