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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Phil on Wire (S03E03)

"Don't look at me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom? Mom! What? What, what, what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, did you call the school yet?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, not yet, but I was just about to."
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"Ah, Bartles and Jaymes!"
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"Good. Because we were thinking we might want to stay in that class."
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"Really? Oh, girls, I don't know about that."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, please let us try it. - Super-Dunphy."
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"I can't hold her. I can't hold her!"
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"Well, maybe one more week."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"I don't know. A cup of soup, a Cobb salad."
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"Yeah, it had bacon."
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"Hey, Cam, I don't have all day to describe all my meals to you."
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"Stop eating all my things, you stupid animal."
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"No, Cam, not you. I'll call you back!"
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"Bad doggie!"
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"You want to chew on something? Okay, okay, okay."
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"Look at this. Look at this delicious man shoe."
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"Eat it. Come on. Eat it. Eat it!"
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"Mmm. Yummy."
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"Eat the shoe!"
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"Eat his shoe. Come on. Eat his shoe."
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"Yum, yum, Wm, Wm- Yum, yum, Wm, Wm-"
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"Yeah. Like this, look."
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"Delicious!"
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"Mom?"
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"Drop it."
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"- I w- - Please. I'm sorry you had to see this."
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"Hello."
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"Hi, Mrs. Dunphy. This is Rose from the principal's office."
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"Could you hold for Principal Weller? Yes."
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"Hi, Claire. Hi, John."
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"What'd she do this time?"
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"Actually, I've go! both of them in here."
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"Both of them? Really?"
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"Alex was letting Haley copy her home Work."
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"Mr. Waters caught them. I-l don't believe it."
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"I'm about to have a little talk with them, so the they'll be out a few minutes late."
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"So you've said. Mm-hmm."
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"Seriously?"
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"Seriously? Oh!"
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"Excuse me. Hey, um, what the hell is this?"
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"This zone is for loading and unloading, not for talking on the phone."
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"Yeah, I know, but I was talking on the phone..."
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"to the school that my kids are about to come out of, so-"
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"Are you aware this zone has a time limit?"
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"N-No, I'm not."
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"Wow."
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"You know what? I do want to do some unloading."
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"I know your type."
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"Life has been bad to you. It has made you feel small."
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"And then one day, somebody gives you a fake cop outfit,"
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"Suddenly it's payback time, right?"
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"Well, I got news for you, Law and Special Parking Unit."
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"It's not my fault."
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"I'm really sorry, Dad. Oh, it's all right. Everybody throws up at school."
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"If I had a nickel for every time I puked at school, you know how much money I'd have?"
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"Thirty-five cents?"
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"Exactly. Now, go get cleaned up, and I'll call the doctor."
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"Wait, Dad. I don't need a doctor. What's up?"
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"The other day, Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food..."
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"so he and Cam could do a Jew fast."
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"Juice fast?"
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"I'm pretty sure he said Jew."
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"I'm weak. Don't look at me."
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"It's all right. it's okay."
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"Hey, you learned a lesson. A painful lesson."
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"I guess we both have. What do you mean?"
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"I can't even get across one six inches off the ground."
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"Well, maybe that's the problem."
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"Maybe you keep falling because part of you knows that you can fall."
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"Maybe if the wire was much, much higher, you wouldn't fall."
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"You are a genius. Come on. We got work to do!"
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"Yes! Can I have a doughnut first? Yes, you can!"
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"Ah, there they are."
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"Ah, ah, ah. You don't get to talk!"
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"You had a chance to be better people today."
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"You, to be more well-rounded, and you, to be a better student."
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"You could have elevated the Dunphy name, but instead you chose to tarnish it."
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"You brought this family to a new low."
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"Mom, are you-"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I am."
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"And I would actually like to get these loosened up, if I might."
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"Are we gonna have any more trouble?"
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"No, ma'am."
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"Claire, do you need me to drive the girls?"
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"All good, Janet. Real good."
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"No, thank you."
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"Are you sure? They're so good."
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"Walk away."
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"It's tough enough to deal with Cam when I'm at full strength."
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"But I have been fasting just as long as he has,"
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"and I do not have the energy..."
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"to deal with a big, needy brisket case-"
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"Bras- Basket case."
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"Cam! Don't be mad at me, but I think that you really need to eat something."
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"What? You're supposed to be my support."
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"Oh, away from me, temptress."
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"And I never thought I would call you that in a negative way."
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"I've seen her do a lot of crazy stuff,"
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"but this is a whole new level."
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"- Is this a people cookie? - You're good."
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"A definitive yes or no would be appreciated."
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"Those cupcakes did a number on me."
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"Are you happy?"
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"You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe."
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"Gloria, sit."
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"Do you think this is funny,"
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"to talk to me like I am a dog?"
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"I'm not talking to you like you're a dog."
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"I'm just asking you to sit, so we can get to the bottom of this."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Good girl."
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"Come on. You set me up."
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"Gloria, why are you acting so crazy?"
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"It's just a little dog."
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"It's not the little dog that is making me crazy."
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"It's you that is making me crazy!"
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"Me? Yeah."
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