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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Phil on Wire (S03E03)

"You know, I'm going to check the lease, but I'm pretty sure..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's face it. A well-fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability."
Modern Family (2009)
"That will never happen. I'm too charismatic."
Modern Family (2009)
"How awesome are people?"
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"I connected the dots. See ya."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Phil- Honey, you gotta take Luke to school."
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"Okay, I haven't fallen three out of the last four times."
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"Mom, sign this. What is it?"
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"You're a senior. What are you still doing in second-year math?"
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"I discipline her all the time."
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"They're not real cupcakes. They're doggie treats in the form of cupcakes."
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"Ah, come on. His coat never looked better."
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"What?"
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"Who would text during a class?"
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"Move it. Okay. You betcha."
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"Nothing. I should have said nothing. What would be the point?"
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"I have to see her every day. I mean, why make it worse?"
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"Bye-bye."
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""And yet I see no children emerging from the vehicle.""
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"Ow! Ah."
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"You should worry a little bit less about me..."
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"The class loved that. Do you know how embarrassed I was?"
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"That was a master class in parenting."
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"Inception Claire."
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"Luke!"
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"Nope. Tightrope shoes."
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"Watch the door."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Uh, I'm so sorry, John."
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"And honestly, I-I really am a better mother than this, I promise."
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"a toy badge and a little SpongeBob tie."
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"But anyway, I took the bag, and I hid it, and I ate it all."
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"Oh, buddy. I couldn't help myself."
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"Oh, Luke, Luke, Luke."
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"My Super-Dunphys. We're sorry, but we just-"
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"So congratulations, ladies."
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"Goat cheese risotto ball?"
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"but he disappeared under the water, and, uh-"
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"Okay. You need to pull yourself together, 'cause we're at your boss's house."
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"Well, if you're starving, then just eat something!"
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"I can't eat something, because then you'll get mad at me,"
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"and we're at my boss's house."
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"I'm sorry, Mom. Me too."
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"I wasn't exactly my best self today either."
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"All Week long, I've been telling my girls how to act..."
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"And isn't that what we're supposed to do for the people We love ?"
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"Oh!"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"Jay."
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"Jay. What? What's wrong?"
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"You're snoring. Me?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I-"
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"Hey."
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"Look at her."
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"Come on. We said no Stella in the bed."
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"Oh, but she's just a little puppy."
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"She probably got scared and snuck in."
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"Oh, really? How come when Manny has nightmares,"
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"you don't let him snuck in the bed?"
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"Gloria, it's 6:00 in the morning. Can we talk about this later?"
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"Answer the question, Jay."
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"we're not allowed to have a meth lab."
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"You are a delight."
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"So what are you doing? I think you're gonna like this."
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"I'm going on a juice fast."
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"Mmm. Love it."
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"Hate it."
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"Now, deprive him of food,"
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"and stage by stage, it's a slow descent into madness."
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"Stage one- the clean sweep."
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"Poison. Poison. Poison."
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"Do you think this is the best week to be doing this? Why not?"
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"Well, we have that charity thing at my boss's house."
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"So what? I'm supposed to put off my quest for wellness..."
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"until we're no longer socially in demand?"
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"No. No, not the cookies!"
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"Of course the cookies."
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"Why do you always want me to fail?"
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"Stage two- attack Mitchell,"
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"because when his diet crashes and burns..."
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"into a giant pile of Nutella,"
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"I'm the one he's going to blame."
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"Well, no, not this time."
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"You know what? I'm gonna do the fast with you."
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"And we should do it together, so we're on the same team."
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"I know what you're doing."
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"And I really appreciate it."
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"Oh, no. It'll- it'll be good for me."
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"I've actually put on a few pounds, so-"
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"Yeah, well- I didn't want to say anything."
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"As the stock market plummeted,"
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"brave young men took to the skies,"
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"ushering in the golden age of the daredevil."
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"So awesome."
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"You want to get that, buddy? I'll pause it"
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"Hey, Luke. How's it goin'?"
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"Hey, Uncle Mitchell. I really can't talk. I'm tryin' to watch a movie."
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"Oh, okay. Well, I just wanted to drop off this bag of junk food."
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"Go on."
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"Uh, Cam and I are on a juice fast,"
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"so having the stuff in the house just-"
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"Uh-"
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"Seeing that weird, wonderful little man pursuing his dream of walking on a tightrope..."
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"made me think maybe I could pursue my dream."
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"There you go, buddy."
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"Of walking on a tightrope."
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"Come on, Dad! You got this! You can do this!"
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"Stay focused, stay hungry!"
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"You okay, buddy? What? Yeah!"
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"Yeah, no, just proud of my dad!"
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"There was a lot of chocolate in that bag."
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"Got it."
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"This afternoon, we go airborne. Yeah."
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"Yeah! Mmm! Yeah!"
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"Sitting all by yourself at the table."
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"Now, where have I seen that again?"
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"Oh, right. Every day in the school cafeteria."
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"I do that by choice. School's choice."
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