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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I gotta help the poor little bastard. But only if you stop sleeping around. Deal?"
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"Deal."
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"Coming up next,"
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"Stay tuned for the full scoop."
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"Really?"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"- Uh-huh? - Mmm."
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"I know dudes think it's girlie for a guy to cook, but us ladies?"
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"- We find it mighty sexy. - Really?"
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"You know, my grandma taught me how."
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"- Oh, yeah, she did. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I had a lot of time after school to watch her cook,"
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"- because I wasn't good at sports. - I'm on fire right now."
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"Delicious. What's in this pesto?"
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"You know, the usual. Basil, garlic, olive oil. But can you guess my secret ingredient?"
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"- Peanuts. - Yes. How did you know that?"
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"(SIREN WAILING)"
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"- Okay, let me think. What else? - You know what, sweetie?"
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"I woke up so early, and I had a really long day at work."
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"And then there was that whole thing where you tried to kill me."
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"Can we please just go to sleep?"
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"- Let's do firsts. First kiss? - Dale Harris, second grade."
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"Wait, you're talking like peck on the cheek or a full-on passionate making out?"
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"- Passionate making out. - Okay, yeah, Dale Harris, second grade."
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"First time you had sex."
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"- Dale Harris, second... - Stop it."
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"- Billy Devito, sophomore year of college. - Prude."
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"Molly McKenzie, junior year of high school."
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"Slut."
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"Robin just needs to see this new side of you."
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"- So just call her up? - Just call her up."
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"- She wasn't there. I left a voice mail. - You left a voice, but it wasn't male."
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"Barney, I don't get it. You've called a million girls a million times."
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"Yeah, but those were just booty calls."
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"On a booty call, you barely even have to talk."
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"BARNEY: Around 9:00 p.m., you say..."
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"Hey, baby, it's Barney. You busy tonight?"
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"Sweet. See you in half an hour? Can't wait."
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"BARNEY: But the later it gets, the fewer words you need."
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"A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Ow!"
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"Hey! It's no worse than your super-obvious code words."
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"- Rhinoceros. - We have to go."
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"Great. Now we need a new code word."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGS)"
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"It's her, it's Robin. What do I do? No, no, no, no..."
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"Robin, great to hear from you. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
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"You called, went..."
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"(EX CLAIMING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)"
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"- How are you feeling today? - Fine."
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"Something personal."
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"At what age did you first get your period?"
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"- Did you just ask me about my period? - No, I did not."
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"Just ask her out."
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"Robin, I was wondering if..."
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"Nothing. Gotta go. Bye."
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"Ha, ha, ha."
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"That was just a practical joke. I'm not really in love with Robin."
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"You should've seen the look on your face."
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"There's cameras right there and there and there."
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"What a legendary prank that we're never going to speak of again."
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"Gross."
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"- First movie you ever saw. - Benji, 1981."
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"I watched it recently with Lucy and I just thought,"
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""That dog is so dead right now.""
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"What about you?"
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"My dad took me to an old drive-in to see the original Star Wars."
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"My dad took me to an old drive-in to see the original Star Wars."
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"You know, I've actually never seen Star Wars."
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"She's never seen Star Wars?"
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"Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars"
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"are the characters in Star Wars, and that's 'cause they lived them, Ted!"
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"- That's 'cause they lived the Star Wars. - You gotta calm down."
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"What if you show it to her and she doesn't like it?"
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"Dude, it's just a movie."
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"Ted, Star Wars is your all-time favorite movie,"
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"and whether or not Stella likes it is actually important."
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"It's a test of how compatible you guys are."
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"Marshall, it's just a movie. It's just a movie."
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"Okay, if Stella doesn't like this movie,"
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"- I can't marry her. - No, you can't."
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"- Want to watch it again? - Yes, I do."
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"Wait, where are the boys? I thought this was a group thing."
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"Yeah, I lied. They're not coming and I'm about to leave."
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"Why?"
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"Because they're not in love with Robin, and neither am I."
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"I mean, she's great and sweet."
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"I'm not gonna pretend that I haven't noticed her body,"
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"but this is off-topic. Good luck."
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"She thinks I'm some womanizing idiot."
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"Hey. We both know you're more than that."
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"Okay, just show Robin the Barney I met the other day."
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"You mean the insecure, touchy-feely she-male"
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"- who sounded alarmingly close to Ted? - Hey, Ted hit that for over a year."
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"Wish me luck."
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"I just thought it'd be fun to watch a movie tonight,"
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"and since you've never seen Star Wars, I figured, why not? No big deal."
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"- It's pretty good. - Sounds like a plan."
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"The movie's already started, so..."
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"Yeah, it's just some words flying through space."
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"- I mean, I'm not going to read that anyway. - Oh, my God."
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"- Off to a bad start. - What are you doing down there?"
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"I'm making sure my best friend is marrying the right woman."
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"That's what I'm doing."
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"Dude, what the hell are you doing, hiding behind the couch?"
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"You need to get a job."
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"- I really do, don't I? - Yeah."
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"So, Robin, tell me about your day,"
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"and not just what happened, how you felt about what happened."
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"What?"
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"- Why are you acting like this? - Like what?"
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"You're being super-nice. It's freaking me out."
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"Be gross, be inappropriate. Be Barney."
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"I'm being Barney,"
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"and I think tonight's going to be de... Wait for it... lightful."
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"Hey, so I went to the chiropractor yesterday."
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"That guy bent me over the table and pounded me for a good hour."
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"Is insurance gonna cover that? Sometimes they don't."
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"That's it? Okay."
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