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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Well, today I was at the dentist. That guy drilled me all day long."
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"He drilled me hard. He filled all of my cavities."
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"- Come on, man. - Well, your teeth look fantastic."
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"Who are you?"
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"You were staring at me."
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"You look really beautiful tonight."
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"You don't look so bad yourself, mister."
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"Yeah, great scene, great scene."
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"Star Wars fun fact number seven,"
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"George Lucas based the film's structure on Akira Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress."
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"He also owes a debt to Joseph Campbell's work with comparative mythology."
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"Yeah, Ted, I'm losing wood over here. What's going on?"
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"Nothing."
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"No."
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"Well, I'm not gonna like it with you staring at me the whole time."
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"Go to your room and I will come get you when it's over."
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"- Stella... - Go."
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"Should I leave, too?"
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"What part? What part? What part?"
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"Thanks."
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"I mean, even I was thinking about rocking a motorboat on those bad boys."
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"What the hell is wrong with you, Barney?"
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"I don't always want to be that guy."
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"Sometimes I want to be someone you can have an actual conversation with."
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"Now, tell me something about you that I don't know yet."
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"Seriously."
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"Okay."
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"There's a job opening at a new cable network that would be perfect for me."
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"Completely legit world news, interviews with people who matter..."
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"But I decided I'm not going to apply."
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"- Why not? - Because I'm a joke."
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"I'm just the scary news lady from some stupid local news channel."
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"Hey, we both know you're more than that."
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"Promise me you'll apply."
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"- Barney, it's not as easy... - Promise me you'll apply."
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"Okay. I promise."
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"where Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie escape from the Death Star's trash compactor."
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"- Great scene. - (ENUNCIATING) Great scene."
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"Okay, we should have just heard..."
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"(GASPING)"
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"(SIGHS IN RELIEF)"
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"But Stella didn't make a peep."
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"- I'm gonna take a look. - All right."
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"She's not even watching. She's texting."
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"- I'll tell her you still want to be friends. - I don't believe this. I believe..."
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"She knows this is important to me. She's blatantly..."
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPS)"
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""Stop watching me, jackasses.""
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"- To taking chances. - To taking chances."
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"You know, Robin, there's actually something"
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"I do want to talk to you about."
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"- Last call. - Of course it is."
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"- One more for the road? - Yeah, why not? Hold that thought?"
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"I will."
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"- I loved it. - Yes!"
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"Yes, I am marrying a woman who is not only hot but loves Star Wars."
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"What was that?"
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"I was high-fiving 15-year-old me through the space-time continuum."
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"Champagne for everybody."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"It was so good."
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"- You hated it, didn't you? - It's so stupid."
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"I mean, first of all, how do they understand that walking bear"
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"they hang around with all the time?"
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"- Wookiee. - Yeah, he goes..."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"And they're all like, "That's a good point, Bear, let's try that.""
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"Okay, he's a Wookiee, and his kind is actually more intelligent than they appear."
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"Look, Stella, that is Ted's favorite movie of all time."
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"He watches it when he's home, sick with the flu."
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"He watches it on rainy Sunday afternoons in the fall."
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"He watches it on Christmas Eve."
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"Ted watches Star Wars"
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"in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad."
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"for the rest of your life?"
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"Well, then, Ted's a lucky guy."
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"Bear."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- So, here's the deal... - April, have you met Barney?"
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"- Hi, Barney. - Hello."
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"Would you excuse us for one sec?"
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"- What are you doing? - Well, you were so nice to me tonight,"
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"I wanted to return the favor, wingwoman style."
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"And Barney, April asked if tomorrow,"
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"You can't make this stuff up."
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"So, you two kids have fun."
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"So, are you nervous about the game?"
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"Yeah, I'm nervous for the other team, 'cause when I step up to that plate..."
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"Look, April, I am not a New York Yankee."
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"Any other night, I would probably try to convince you that I am, but I'm not."
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"I'm just some guy who's in love with the girl that just left,"
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"and she's never gonna feel the same way."
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"So I'm just gonna go."
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"But you can't give up."
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"You know, it may take some time, but once Robin really sees the new you..."
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"Barney, when my family gets to Yankee Stadium,"
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"are the tickets under your name or mine?"
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"- They're going to be in foul-ball country. - Okay."
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"Come on. Okay, well, the Robin stuff was completely true."
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"Ow!"
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"Damn it, Barney."
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"I mean, for the last time, you can't, you can't be in love with Robin"
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"and still be sleeping with every bimbo on the planet."
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"You have to choose right now."
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"- I choose bimbos. - What?"
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"Hey, Lily, bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive."
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"Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man."
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"This whole thing with Robin was just a fling,"
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"but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos."
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"You're just confused."
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"I'm not confused, Lily. You know who is confused?"
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"Bimbos. They're easily confused."
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"I love their vacant, trusting stares,"
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"their sluggish, unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues."
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"I love them, Lily, and they love me."
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"Mostly thin. B-man don't do thick crust. What up?"
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"See you, Barney."
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