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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"Oh, God, no."
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"You want me to marry... No."
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"I'm sorry, Ted. I can't."
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"OLDER TED: But if you're lucky,"
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"Marshall was still coping with unemployment."
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"Barney was rehabilitating from his bus accident."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm the boogeyman with a teleprompter."
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"In a joke."
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"And interests, too. I am one lucky son of a bitch."
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"Dude, you don't know anything about the woman you're marrying."
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"I don't believe it."
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"Ow!"
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"(EX CLAIMING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)"
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"And by 3:00 in the morning..."
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"Sweet."
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"and hung up. What do you want?"
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"Help me!"
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"Just ask her something."
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"Look, Barney, I'm at work right now."
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"Wait, wait, I can't do this. She'll never take me seriously."
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"(STAR WARS THEME PLAYING)"
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"I'm not looking to problem-solve, I'm just looking to listen."
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"- Delightful. - Right."
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"Wait, it's really important to you that I like this movie, isn't it?"
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Nothing? Not even a glance?"
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"That's the dream. Yes!"
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"We did it. We did it, you masturbating little bastard."
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"Do you really think that you can pretend to like a movie that you actually hate"
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"I do."
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"April just finished her shift, and she's looking to blow off some steam."
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"So, as I was saying, April, Barney is the Yankees' new second-baseman."
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"you could hit a goal for her during the baseball match."
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"- And that was it. - I'm so sorry, Barney."
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"It's one of the thousand little things I love about them."
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"Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, here's something I wish my dad had told me."
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"The longest pause you will ever experience in your life"
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"is the one that follows asking the question..."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"Your brain goes into overdrive, imagining every possible response."
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"No."
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"Mark Johnson, the quarterback from your high-school football team,"
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"already asked me."
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"- What's up, Turd? - It's Ted!"
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"she may answer with the single greatest word in the English language."
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"Yes."
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"OLDER TED: Stella and I spent that summer happily engaged."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Lily threw herself into her painting."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"And Robin continued to uphold"
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"the high journalistic standards of Metro News 1."
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"Is your favorite brand of dental floss poisoning your entire family?"
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"Tune in at 11:00 for the shocking tooth."
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"Okay, I officially hate my job."
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"I'm not a reporter, I'm just someone who shows up at night and scares people."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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""Boogeyman with a teleprompter.""
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"That's hilarious! Great joke, Robin, great joke."
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"Barney, no offense to Robin, but that wasn't that funny."
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"Are you kidding? That was a great joke."
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"It's smart, funny, beautiful, it's the whole package."
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"It's everything you're afraid to let yourself want."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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""Boogeyman with a teleprompter." That's classic."
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"Okay, what is so urgent"
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"that you called me and begged me to come over at 7:22 in the morning?"
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"I could tell you knew something was up with me, and you're right."
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"But I can't tell you what it is."
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"I should tell you, but I can't! I have to. I never will!"
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"I'm going to. Let's just drop it. What's up with you?"
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"Barney, just say it."
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"I think I'm in love with Robin."
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"Hey, Lily needs some gift ideas for Stella's wedding shower."
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"Does she like to cook?"
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"- Actually, I don't know. - What's her favorite color?"
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"- Don't know that, either. - Well, does she have any hobbies?"
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"Yes, she's exactly the kind of person who would have hobbies."
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"- What? You're crazy! I know plenty. - What color are her eyes?"
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"- The color of the ocean after a storm. - Which is?"
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"Beautiful."
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"I thought you called me over here to uncuff you from your sex swing again,"
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"but you're in love? That is so sweet!"
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"I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings."
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"Barney, you don't catch feelings, you just have them. And they're good."
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"They're terrible! I can't eat, I can't sleep."
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"She's all I think about. I close my eyes, I see Robin."
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"- I... I hear a song, it reminds me of Robin. - Morning."
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"I sleep with that chick, I'm thinking about Robin."
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"Okay, so I don't know every single detail about Stella."
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"What's this really about? Do you not like her or something?"
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"No, Ted, I like Stella a lot."
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"- She's a Mets fan. - Really?"
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"It's just that everything with you guys has moved so fast."
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"You've only known each other a few months."
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"Get to know each other better?"
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"I'll have a whole lifetime to get to know her better."
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"Right now, I know the one thing that I have to, that I love her."
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"You love her? Barney, how can you be in love"
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"and still be sleeping with anything that moves?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't follow you."
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"That's like saying, "How can an ant carry 20 times its body weight,"
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""but root beer floats are still delicious?" Are the two even related? Really?"
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"Barney, you're going to have to stop screwing around"
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"if you want to be Robin's boyfriend."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Boyfriend? I don't want to be Robin's "boyfriend.""
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"Well, what do you want, then?"
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"I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time."
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"I want to hear about her day and tell her about mine."
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"I want to hold her hand and smell her hair."
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"But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend."
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"Barney, what you just described"
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"is a relationship between a boyfriend and a girlfriend."
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"And a pretty clingy one at that."
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"Look, Lily, are you going to help me out with this or not?"
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"I'm a kindergarten teacher."
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"I see a confused little kid in the corner trying to eat the lefty scissors,"
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