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Clips from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Do you believe in unlikelihoods?

"Do you believe in unlikelihoods?"

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world

"Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world"

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The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout,

"The little team that could, Average Joe's Gymnasium, underdogs throughout,"

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- Now he's a philosophiser. - Excuse us. Step aside, please.

"- Now he's a philosophiser. - Excuse us. Step aside, please."

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- Say the controlling stake of Globo Gym. - That's preposterous. I'd never allow it.

"- Say the controlling stake of Globo Gym. - That's preposterous. I'd never allow it."

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You are amazing.

"You are amazing."

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I'm here to tell you you're perfectjust the way you are.

"I'm here to tell you you're perfectjust the way you are."

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See you later, dater.

"See you later, dater."

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- How is dodgeball gonna get us the $50,000? - They have a cash prize for the winner.

"- How is dodgeball gonna get us the $50,000? - They have a cash prize for the winner."

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Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot.

"Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot."

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Yeah. Cotton, hey.

"Yeah. Cotton, hey."

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Mr La Fleur, this is Doris from the Department of Water and Power.

"Mr La Fleur, this is Doris from the Department of Water and Power."

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Just so you know, if that's a route you want to follow, it's 50,000 American.

"Just so you know, if that's a route you want to follow, it's 50,000 American."

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It would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars.

"It would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars."

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Let's celebrate the good times that was Joe's.

"Let's celebrate the good times that was Joe's."

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People have different translations for things.

"People have different translations for things."

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dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

"dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge."

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Let's huddle up here. We've got some work to do.

"Let's huddle up here. We've got some work to do."

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tells Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa this is my dojo.

"tells Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa this is my dojo."

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and they're going to the finals.

"and they're going to the finals."

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- You're kidding me. - He's callin' 'em out.

"- You're kidding me. - He's callin' 'em out."

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End o'story.

"End o'story."

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- Yes, sir. - Better luck next year.

"- Yes, sir. - Better luck next year."

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- You're fired, pal. - You can't do anything to me.

"- You're fired, pal. - You can't do anything to me."

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They lose their minds

"They lose their minds"

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That's a special bond that you have with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice.

"That's a special bond that you have with your mail-order wife. I think that's nice."

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White Goodman, employing his patented peekaboo-style attack,

"White Goodman, employing his patented peekaboo-style attack,"

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Globo Gym's making mincemeat of the Las Vegas Police Department.

"Globo Gym's making mincemeat of the Las Vegas Police Department."

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Three balls at once. Who knew?

"Three balls at once. Who knew?"

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I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel.

"I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel."

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I just wanted to tell you that I thought about what you said, and

"I just wanted to tell you that I thought about what you said, and"

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No.

"No."

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Is he gonna feel it tomorrow? Right in his beak.

"Is he gonna feel it tomorrow? Right in his beak."

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Four on one. Pibb won't go down without a fight.

"Four on one. Pibb won't go down without a fight."

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My God.

"My God."

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Only ADAA balls will be used.

"Only ADAA balls will be used."

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Give me that.

"Give me that."

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I don't know, Steve.

"I don't know, Steve."

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If Peter La Fleur thinks a few red rubber balls can save his sorry gym,

"If Peter La Fleur thinks a few red rubber balls can save his sorry gym,"

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it gives me great pleasure

"it gives me great pleasure"

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If you master the five Ds, no amount of balls on earth can hit you.

"If you master the five Ds, no amount of balls on earth can hit you."

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- Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? - Yes, I did.

"- Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? - Yes, I did."

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You got it, Gord.

"You got it, Gord."

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There's nothing I can do. Rules are rules. You don't have enough players.

"There's nothing I can do. Rules are rules. You don't have enough players."

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- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Really? I mean, why? What's up?

"- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Really? I mean, why? What's up?"

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ENGLISH

"ENGLISH"

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But rest assured, Me'Shell.

"But rest assured, Me'Shell."

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Right.

"Right."

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Katie, bar the door. It's time for the championship match

"Katie, bar the door. It's time for the championship match"

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Globo Gym, ready?

"Globo Gym, ready?"

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Snap.

"Snap."

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Captain Peter La Fleur gets eliminated and coach O'Houlihan is not happy.

"Captain Peter La Fleur gets eliminated and coach O'Houlihan is not happy."

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No. No, he's totally normal.

"No. No, he's totally normal."

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There's a souvenir for a lucky fan.

"There's a souvenir for a lucky fan."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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- We're in the finals tomorrow. And you? - I'm in the dodgeball tournament.

"- We're in the finals tomorrow. And you? - I'm in the dodgeball tournament."

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So come on down and learn a great game the way it's supposed to be played. Right, kids?

"So come on down and learn a great game the way it's supposed to be played. Right, kids?"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

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Right in the testicles.

"Right in the testicles."

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B-b-b-bull's-eye.

"B-b-b-bull's-eye."

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You're out, four-eyes.

"You're out, four-eyes."

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

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Really. For all our blustery back-and-forth, we're really pretty much the same guy.

"Really. For all our blustery back-and-forth, we're really pretty much the same guy."

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Crash, no. Crash, out.

"Crash, no. Crash, out."

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Justin, let's go.

"Justin, let's go."

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- Clean hit. You're out. - In the deer gut.

"- Clean hit. You're out. - In the deer gut."

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Go back to Treasure Island.

"Go back to Treasure Island."

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turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin.

"turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin."

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- Nice dodge. - Stay alive. Stay alive.

"- Nice dodge. - Stay alive. Stay alive."

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Get off me. Don't you touch me.

"Get off me. Don't you touch me."

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- Do I smell cookies? - Hey.

"- Do I smell cookies? - Hey."

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I don't want your perk package. I don't want your back rub.

"I don't want your perk package. I don't want your back rub."

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We're coming to you live from the Las Vegas University Learning Annex.

"We're coming to you live from the Las Vegas University Learning Annex."

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but I'd like you to reconsider as a personal favour to me.

"but I'd like you to reconsider as a personal favour to me."

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A reminder. All players must be vaccinated

"A reminder. All players must be vaccinated"

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bringing you the finest in seldom-seen sports from around the globe since 1999.

"bringing you the finest in seldom-seen sports from around the globe since 1999."

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Again, dyslexic players will not be allowed on the court.

"Again, dyslexic players will not be allowed on the court."

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I know you said no to joining the team,

"I know you said no to joining the team,"

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- Hey. - Hey. What's in the box?

"- Hey. - Hey. What's in the box?"

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So I threw out those old ratty ones and designed these myself.

"So I threw out those old ratty ones and designed these myself."

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If it's almost a sport, we've got it here.

"If it's almost a sport, we've got it here."

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Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster.

"Las Vegas. A city built of hot sand, broken dreams and $5 lobster."

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OK, Romeo. Let me help you up.

"OK, Romeo. Let me help you up."

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- Wait. - Nice.

"- Wait. - Nice."

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- What's this? - What the hell is that? This is screwed up.

"- What's this? - What the hell is that? This is screwed up."

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And there's also this.

"And there's also this."

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World Series and World War II combined.

"World Series and World War II combined."

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Average Joe's, ready.

"Average Joe's, ready."

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Dodgeball.

"Dodgeball."

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Of course, S&M gear first made popular by the lyric poet, Sappho,

"Of course, S&M gear first made popular by the lyric poet, Sappho,"

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Ladies, we gotta get on the court or we're gonna forfeit the game.

"Ladies, we gotta get on the court or we're gonna forfeit the game."

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You must be Daddy.

"You must be Daddy."

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Immortality - five simple victories away.

"Immortality - five simple victories away."

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That's rad.

"That's rad."

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- We'll play in what we've got on. - We can't.

"- We'll play in what we've got on. - We can't."

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where we'll separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys,

"where we'll separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys,"

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$Midline infraction. You went over the line, you're out.$

"Midline infraction. You went over the line, you're out."

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We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms.

"We get our first glimpse of the Average Joe's squad, sporting unwieldy uniforms."

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- I can't accept this. - You're a hell of a player, Peter.

"- I can't accept this. - You're a hell of a player, Peter."

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I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.

"I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat."

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Hey, all right.

"Hey, all right."

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- Come on, Kate. - You're the only man out there. Give it to 'em.

"- Come on, Kate. - You're the only man out there. Give it to 'em."

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- What the hell. - That guy's a dickhead.

"- What the hell. - That guy's a dickhead."

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He'll probably fall off the roller coaster and break every bone.

"He'll probably fall off the roller coaster and break every bone."

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to compete in the one true human test - dodgeball.

"to compete in the one true human test - dodgeball."

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- Average Joe's ready? - Yes.

"- Average Joe's ready? - Yes."

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Average Joe's does some clear-cutting of their own and moves onto the quarterfinal.

"Average Joe's does some clear-cutting of their own and moves onto the quarterfinal."

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Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks.

"Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks."

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Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays.

"Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays."

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Average Joe's down to their final two players.

"Average Joe's down to their final two players."

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- Dodgeball. - Let the dodgeball slaughter begin.

"- Dodgeball. - Let the dodgeball slaughter begin."

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- Time out. Gordy. - Time out. Time out.

"- Time out. Gordy. - Time out. Time out."

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Winner.

"Winner."

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- Go, you crazy son of a bitch. Go. - He's on the warpath.

"- Go, you crazy son of a bitch. Go. - He's on the warpath."

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- I can't believe it. - It's just not believable, Cotton.

"- I can't believe it. - It's just not believable, Cotton."

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These are my team-mates, Dwight, Ms Veatch and Gordon.

"These are my team-mates, Dwight, Ms Veatch and Gordon."

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Come on, I wanna ride the roller coaster.

"Come on, I wanna ride the roller coaster."

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I guess it must be the luck of the Irish.

"I guess it must be the luck of the Irish."

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It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story,

"It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story,"

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Leather and latex belong in the bedroom, not on the dodgeball court.

"Leather and latex belong in the bedroom, not on the dodgeball court."

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