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Clips from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

"The Germans still dominating this Maginot Line-like defence."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"You gotta get angry. Get angry now."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"- You really think we can beat Globo Gym? - As long as we got Patches, we got a shot."
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"Looks like Average Joe's might be heading home early."
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"What a throw."
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"You really think you can come here and buy me out, you're a lot dumber than I thought."
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"Look, Peter, I know what it's like."
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"Maybe you should go say something to the guys."
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"Itjust doesn't look good for 'em. The winner of this match faces Globo Gym in the finals."
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"I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton."
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"You wanted to see me, Patches?"
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"Those men and that muff-diver believe in you."
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"- That'll buy one heck of a pumpkin. - Right you are, Pep."
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"But with seven-time ADAA All-Star Patches O'Houlihan at the helm,"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"- It was nice to see you. Good luck tomorrow. - And also you. You look healthy... good."
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"Gar. Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster."
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""You can be fat as long as you're happy inside." It works."
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"Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low and will someone catch a goddamned ball?"
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"You are the one who stares at me."
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"I've never seen him like that."
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"Dwight..."
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"It's the truth. The sooner you guys get that through your head, the easier this will all be."
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"I don't know if you've ever seen $100,000, except maybe in the movies."
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"They better check themselves before they wreck themselves."
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"Sportsmanship be darned. Globo Gym hands the Las Vegas Police a 187,"
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"Just sign the contract."
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"Average Joe's Gymnasium hopes to drive their vorpal blade snicker-snack"
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"We got lucky in the first round."
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"We were the centre Kewpie. With no centre Kewpie we can't do our routine."
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"- All right, I'll do it. - Yes."
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"What?"
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"What do you think, Pep?"
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"- We did it. - Holy cow. My God."
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"Why is this?"
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"Watch it, freak."
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"We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City. I've been boning up on my Spanish."
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"I'm sorry, Amber. I got my own trophy to win."
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"in the bathroom."
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"We're still missing the teenage love-puppy and Steve the Pirate."
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"So that's the deal. I give you $100,000, you sign over the deed to your gym."
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"- Roger that. OK. - All right. Hands in."
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"They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable."
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"Sooner or later, Average Joe's is gonna close."
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""Hey." Right?"
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"- Really? - Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball."
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"Who's Steve the Pirate?"
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"Wait. There's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?"
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"Forfeit? Why?"
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"- But what do you think we should do? - Yeah. Come on, tell us."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, by the power vested in me"
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"and I won the Tour de France five times in a row."
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"He didn't mean that."
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"- No. Not ringing any bells. - Forget it, man."
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"And it looks like they've come to a decision."
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"Unbelievable."
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"A David-and-Goliath story truer than the Bible itself."
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"Hello?"
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"Looking to you to solve their every problem?"
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"Justin."
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"So don't go anywhere, folks. The Schadenfreude is about to begin."
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"Donkeys."
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"- It's caught. - That's a catch."
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"Let's play smart. Wait for two-on-ones. Cover closely for your pick-ups. What's our motto?"
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"Dodgeball."
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"I say we go out there, let it all hang loose, try to have some fun."
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"- Put 'em in. One, two, three. - Joe's."
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"I love you t..."
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"Sorry, miss, but you're out. You gotta get off the court."
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"Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a ménage à trois of pain."
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"Right in the tokus. 2-1, ese, and Globo Gym is dominating."
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"- You're out. - I don't know what that was,"
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"Ready? Dodgeball."
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"- You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine."
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"- It was an accident. I thought she was in play. - Not a chance."
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"To the tournament floor we go, for the sceptre presentation from the Dodgeball Chancellor."
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"I'm out here busting my butt and you come in with a bush-league call like that? Bullcrap."
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"Look out. La Fleur goes down - he's a sitting duck."
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"Dwight Baumgarten still playing hard."
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"As touching a moment as we've seen on the dodgeball court all tournament."
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"OK. Let's have a clean match. Good luck, gentlemen."
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"You don't go crying to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face."
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"Listen up, crotch stain."
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"and I think we all remember how that turned out."
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"Pepper needs new shorts."
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"Throw out the rule book, folks, it's down and dirty now. Street dodgeball."
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"Good luck, White."
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"What the hell's he doing?"
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"Get a load of this guy."
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"and upsetting Globo Gym in the championship match."
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"I have been to the Great Wall of China. I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt."
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"- Right on time. I appreciate it. Thank you. - What is that? What winnings?"
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"which, as of last night, is Average Joe's Gym."
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"and I put it on us to win. We were going off at 50-1."
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"You're going down, La Fleur, like a sweet muffin."
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"Peter."
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"You can't be my boss. Nobody can. I'm my own boss. I created myself."
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"Yeah, it's true."
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"Hey. I'm not a lesbian."
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"On behalf of the American Dodgeball Association of America,"
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"What are you so happy about, La Fleur? None of this matters."
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"And it's also true that money won is a lot sweeter than money earned."
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"Gar, Steve."
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"Hey, you."
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"All right, fine."
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"Check these boots out for size."
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"You know, that's the problem with the American cinema."
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""Don't make me think, I just wanna be entertained.""
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"This is about gamesmanship. Throw early and you're defenceless."
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"- Joyce? - Kate."
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"Good guy wins, bad guy loses."
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"I love happy endings."
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"But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself."
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"Hi. I'm Peter La Fleur, owner and operator of Average Joe's Gym."
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"I always knew you were weak."
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"Down goes Goodman. Down goes Goodman."
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"Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell you your gym back for all King Midas's silver."
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"You're right. I can't make you sell Average Joe's to me."
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"Joe's is the place for you."
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"much like baldness or necrophilia,"
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"That's where we come in."
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