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Clips from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

"- Why not? - None of us know how to play dodgeball."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"You want it, don't you, fat boy?"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"Momma."
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"There's no reason we need to be shackled"
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"That is what I love about you, Kate. You've got a "personality"."
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"Hey, there, Timmy."
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"Boy, would I."
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"Back then, the Chinamen threw severed human heads at each another"
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"instead of the ADAA-approved balls we use today."
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"Attaboy, Tiger."
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"Nice one, son. You'll be an all-star yet."
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"Hey, honey."
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"Average Joe's, ready."
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"Winner - Troop 417."
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"Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight."
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"Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to"
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"Laser."
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"Blazer."
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"- We met. - And I almost forgot our last player."
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"and we will, we will rock you."
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"Wait a minute. How can you be entered in the Las Vegas Open?"
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"I helped him shed some unwanted poundage before beach season."
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"That was the worst damn display of dodgeball I've seen in 40 years."
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"I'm your new coach."
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"Patches O'Houlihan? The guy from the dodgeball film?"
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"A'iight. But he's not weird or anything, is he?"
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"That's what this sack of wrenches is for."
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"Dodge, duck, dip. Dive."
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"Let's go. A little hustle here."
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"Next man."
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"Where's your killer instinct? You gotta get angry."
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"All I know is that dyke can play."
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"- I will? - Shut up."
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"Come on, Kate. Time to put your mouth where our balls are."
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"No. What..."
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"- They're getting better. - Yes. I can see that, Me'Shell."
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"I'm through playing games. It's time to end this square dance once and for all."
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"- Really? - Sort of."
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"Look at you. Two expired movie passes"
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"and a coupon for one free back rub from Peter La Fleur."
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"- You're in? - I'm in."
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"Live from Las Vegas, it's the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open"
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"Cotton."
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"ADAA rules require we wear matching uniforms."
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"The reigning European champ hopes to extend their empire here."
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"My sweet Jesus."
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"Hi. We're all here and"
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"- Sorry. - Justin?"
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"- Hey, Derek. Sweet 'do, man. - Get bent, helmet. Let's go, Amber."
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"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there."
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"Dodgeball."
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"They must masturbate a lot, Cotton."
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"- Average Joe's looking tough. - Yes."
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"Peekaboo."
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"the inner-city champs for five years straight."
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"And Average Joe's, not blinded by the bling-bling, advances to the semifinal."
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"- Yes, sir. I do. - Our only shot is for you to get angry."
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"They are going to the finals to play Globo Gym for $50,000."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Me'Shell was having some digestive problems. I hope you don't mind."
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"And I know you know that I know you."
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"And when it does, they're gonna blame you."
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"- What are we gonna do? - I don't know. It's a little complicated."
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"I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... go to the drink..."
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"Hello, everybody, and welcome to what you've all been waiting for."
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"Peter?"
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"Please. You are the only one in Las Vegas who knows our routine."
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"Average Joe's are a 50-1 underdog here today. No one is giving them much of a chance."
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"Here come the Purple Cobras, led by White Goodman. All business."
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"We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court."
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"Can I get a bottle of water?"
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"If people never quit when the going got tough they'd have nothing to regret all their lives."
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"Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever."
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"Yes, I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players"
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"Wait. He's here."
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"We're ready to play, Your Honour."
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"- It's a bylaw. - What's a bylaw?"
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"We mightjust have a championship game yet."
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"- Thank you, Chuck Norris. - Thank you, Peter."
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"Four Cobras and one Joe. Even a rabid mongoose wouldn't have a chance now."
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"A blatant cheap shot from White Goodman."
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"- Hey, Peter. - Yeah?"
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"My. Globo Gym wins. A Cinderella story cast asunder."
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"Average Joe's has come all this way for nothing. Absolutely nothing."
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"What? You gotta be out of your mind. That is the worst call I've ever seen."
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"I don't believe it, folks. Sudden death."
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"Only striking an opposing player eliminates them. Catching the ball does nothing."
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"This sport doesn't build character, it reveals it."
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"Goodbye, Peter."
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"Surprise."
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"Man, the blindfold was crazy."
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"Right."
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"I won that tournament."
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"Yeah. I hope you're all happy now."
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"I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"
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"What the boys go crazy for"
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"Hey, Rory. Looking good."
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"- Now you're my bitch. - Yeah."
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"Can we please try to be serious here for one second?"
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"And, Katherine, make sure my acquisition of that gym goes smoothly."
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"I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal."
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"- How's that working out for you? - Really great. Really great."
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"Troop 417, ready."
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"I've believe you've met my fitness consigliere, Me'Shell."
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"- I know you did. - I'm not sure where you're going with this."
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"Hey, you."
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"Dive."
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"Dip. Dive. Dodge."
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"- Breathe it out. - Come on, let's get going here."
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"you should know you'd have your own changing room."
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"Everybody, 32 teams in play, that means four wins is gonna get you in the final match,"
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"Here comes Germany's Team Blitzkrieg."
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"Good toss by the submissive out there."
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"A relentless Globo Gym attack led by their Lilliputian leader, White Goodman."
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"Will you shut that?"
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"My God, that's awful."
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"All I'm asking is that you give it your best for Patches."
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"Championship match is under way. Average Joe's versus the Globo Gym Goliath."
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"It's a cat-and-mouse game, folks. Peter La Fleur has gotta wait for his shot."
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"You ready for the hurricane?"
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