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Clips from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

"It is obvious that you dig me."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"- You're hooked on La Fleur. - God."
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"I've been through this many times. I'm sorry. You can't stay away from me. I'm so stupid."
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"I'll admit that, in spite of yourself, you have brief moments where you're not completely..."
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"Pathetic."
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"Hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialise."
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"- You're not. I'm off the clock. - Isn't it "convenient" for you, and the clock?"
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"and introduce you to the team that will win the Las Vegas Dodgeball Open."
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"My team."
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"Her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running,"
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"That's just her change-up."
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"I think that guy might really be dead."
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"You didn't win a regional qualifying match."
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"Oh, my God. We never even won a regional qualifying match."
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"So close your rule book on that one, Poindextor."
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"There's plenty of bar here for you and the Globo-nauts."
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"What team? Your best player thinks he's a pirate."
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"First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you will ever be."
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"- It could be any one of us at this point. - Go ahead, make yourjokes, Mr"
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"Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament."
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"- Yeah, you will take your chances. - I know. I just said that."
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"- I'm not sure where you're going with this. - That's what I said."
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"- That's what I'm saying to you. - All right."
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"We're gonna split, but we'll see you at the tournament."
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"And, La Fleur, best bring your bib cos it's gonna get messy."
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"Are you all right? You OK?"
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"OK, guys, let's just get ourselves cleaned up and head on home, all right?"
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"You want a dodgeball victory, you've gotta grab it by its haunches"
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"and hump it into submission. That's the only way."
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"I figured the steady hand of a seasoned dodgeball coach could only benefit us."
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"I love the smell of queef in the morning."
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"Line up, ladies."
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"- What does he mean, line up? - Now."
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"Yeah, shouldn't we learn by dodging balls that are thrown at us, or..."
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"Any other questions?"
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"My God."
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"Yeah. Patches, are you sure that this is completely necessary?"
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"OK."
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"If you're leading this squad, La Fleur, you've got to learn to do the dance in the dark."
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"All right, ladies, buckle up."
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"Come on. I get better runs in my shorts."
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"Catch a ball, one of their guys goes out. One of our guys comes back in."
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"That's really good, Peter."
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"Okey-dokey."
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"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball."
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"Jesus. Gimme that."
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"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat."
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"You gotta get mean. That's the only way you can play."
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"I guess I'm not really an angry person."
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"Are you angry now?"
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"Little help?"
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"What? Eight years of softball."
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"- Man, she gotta be a lesbian. - She is not a lesbian."
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"- Please. - We need you. You're really good."
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"Owen'll be team manager if you play."
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"Look, I find White Goodman creepy, just like you do..."
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"All the more reason for you to join us."
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"Sorry, I can't. I'm under contract. It'd be a conflict of interest."
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"Suit yourself."
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"We got plenty of work to do. Let's go."
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"We punch the pizza dough down, and it's time to sauce it up."
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"What... What have I said about knocking?"
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"- Always knock. - Sorry, sir."
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"What is so important that you need to interrupt me in my private reflection period?"
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"These."
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"What about the girl? She can throw."
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"I'll simply have to woo Kate a bit sooner than nature intended."
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"- Surprise. - White."
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"What... What are you doing here?"
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"It's called the Freedom of Information Act."
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"Hey. I got some great news. Sit down."
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"- What is it? - You're fired."
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"- I'm what? - You're fired."
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"I told the bank that you were stealing and drinking on the job. They bought it."
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"Why would you do that?"
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"I'm here to begin my courtship of you, Kate."
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"- You fired me so I'd date you? - Yuh-huh."
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"You are a crazy little man."
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"I know you've been hiding some feelings for me."
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"Yeah. Nausea."
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"If you don't leave in two seconds, you'll know how that feels."
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"You like the freaky stuff, huh? That's cool."
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"I can be naughty, too."
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"- You a naughty freak? - Need help leaving?"
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"This doesn't concern you, La Fleur."
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"I get it. You caught the scent of a lesser stag in your nostrils."
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"Pity. I'll let you have your little moment, La Fleur,"
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"cos after this tournament, your gym, your life and your gal are gonna be mine."
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"All mine."
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"To be continued..."
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"I'm here to tell ya that you don't have to be stuck with what you've got."
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"and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it."
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"Oh, the tickle machine."
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"And we know it."
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"due to an eight-month overdue account. Thank you and have a nice day."
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"Hey, Peter."
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"- Hey, Peter. - Hey, Gordon."
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"Amateur curling championships on ESPN8."
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"- I'm glad that worked out for you. - Thanks, Peter."
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"Ready? One, two."
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"'Tis about the matter of payment for me membership."
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"One more, bitch. One more, bitch."
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"Refreshment? I've got protein paste, carb laxative..."
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"It was one night."
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"- We're both professionals. - Really?"
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"Last I heard, my gym makes money. Yours doesn't."
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"Your "gym" is a skid mark on the underpants of society."
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"And a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman."
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"So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build a parking structure for my members, so be it."
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"There's nothing you can do about it."
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"Show Mr La Fleur out."
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"but why don't we pay it off in Canadian dollars and save some money?"
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"- It's an insurmountable amount of money. - No, it's not insurmountable. Come on."
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"- Average Joe's. - Right."
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"I need this place. You guys need this place. Come on."
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"I got it. I know how we can raise the money."
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"What are the chances? Same day, right across the street?"
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"That's it, boy. Get in there nice and deep, like."
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"- We'll never raise enough money. - This blows."
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"We gave it a hell of a run, guys. Now let's try to have some fun."
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