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Clips from Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

"It's true that every man has his price."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"Your winnings, Mr La Fleur. Congratulations."
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"Gosh, I totally forgot to tell you. I took the $100,000 bribe that you gave me last night,"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"The gym is mine. So you can take your band of yellow-bellied losers and crawl out of here."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"Globo Gym is a publicly traded company. There's nothing you can do about it."
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
"So I would control Globo Gym and everything that Globo Gym owns,"
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"I'm your new boss, White."
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"- Another time, another time. - You suck, La Fleur."
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"Look. It's Steve the Pirate."
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"I guess you're right."
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"I'm not really a pirate."
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"We missed you."
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"Hey, you."
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"- I told you she was a lesbian. - Wow. Good call."
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"You're not?"
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"I'm bisexual."
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"All right, everybody. Smile big."
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"Don't forget that youth dodgeball classes are forming right now."
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"Spare me."
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"Big friggin' surprise."
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"Can't handle any complexity in it, you know?"
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"You want a little somethin'-somethin' for the ride home?"
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"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
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"Damn right, it's better than yours"
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"I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"
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"Tired of the same old you?"
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"Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex?"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm White Goodman, owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America Corp."
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"At Globo Gym we that understand "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders,"
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"Globo Gym employs a highly trained, quasi-cultural staff"
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"of personal alteration specialists."
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"With our competitively priced onsite cosmetic surgery,"
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"we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning"
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"into a Franken-fine."
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"than you could ever become without us."
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"I'm also a client."
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"But don'tjust take my word for it. Listen to these Globo gymers tell you how it is..."
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"Come on down and join the winning team,"
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"because here at Globo Gym, we're better than you."
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"Spare me."
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"We're just around the corner. My gym's here. I promise we're almost there."
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"Don't hold out on me. What's happening?"
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"It's just I'm trying this new voicemail-dating thing."
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"And, like, no one's even left me a message, and it's been almost two months."
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"- You think? - Absolutely."
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"In some cases, there's two somebodies for one person. I like to call that "the jackpot"."
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"- I'm wailing on my glutes. - Sounds great."
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"I'm gonna shock the biceps later, then some cardio. Keep the body guessing."
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"- I like to keep my body guessing. - Sure. I wanted to ask you something."
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"I feel dumb for asking, but how did you hear about it?"
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"- OSQ. Obscure Sports Quarterly. - Of course, the OSQ."
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"- Bye. - Love the orange and love the headphones."
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"When I come back, I want you on a different machine."
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"- You're like a human Chinese puzzle. - Thanks, Pete."
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"All that weight is dangerous."
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"It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading squad. Prove to Amber that I'm not a loser."
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"Justin Redmond. Ready and super-psyched."
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"- Hey, Amber. - Hi, Justin. Good luck."
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"Good luck to you, making yourjudgments."
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"00, Martha Johnstone."
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"Toss to hands, liberty and cradle out, OK?"
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"I'm not wearing any panties."
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"- It was the worst. - Don't worry about this Amber situation."
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"- It'll all work itself out in the end. - Thanks, Pete."
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"That's all right. Just pay me when you get the money."
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"The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with you."
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"Once I find it, that be."
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"- I'll be on the StairMaster. - OK, Steve."
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"Hello."
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"I'm so sorry. Hi."
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"I'm Katherine Veatch with Hawthorne Stone."
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"- Your bank? - Right. My bank."
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"- You are very attractive for a banker. - Thank you. I'm not a banker, I'm a lawyer."
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"Sexual harassment, mostly."
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"But I also handle real estate and tax law, which is why I'm here."
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"You were in default when we sent you delinquency notices."
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"- I thought those were just warnings. - They were warnings."
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"No one warned me. What happens now? I make my payments out to somebody else?"
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"You have 30 days to pay the balance of your mortgage, or you lose your gym."
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"Perfect. What's the damage? What do I owe you?"
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"Personal cheque gonna be OK? Might have to wait till the end of the month to cash her?"
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"I do have to switch some funds. The charity I like to work with is gonna take a hit."
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"Yeah. This is extremely serious, Mrs Veatch."
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"It's Ms. I'll need to review all of your financial statements and assess any tax liabilities."
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"Absolutely. I don't know how you say "Ms" for "Mr","
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"but if there was a "Ms Mr", I'm a Ms as well."
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"You do keep financial records? Invoices, revenue reports, taxable income."
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"You kidding? I got a closet full of 'em. I call 'em keepers."
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"- Problem is I've never really filed them. - No kidding."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah, baby."
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"Involuntary spasm. Look at the show. Enjoy the show."
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"- They're good. They are good. - Know what you mean."
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"Hey, Brianna. Cellulite seminar tomorrow, 0600."
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"Don't slack, Trevor. I'm watching you."
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"There's a good energy in the gym."
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"Let me guess why you're here, Pete."
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"You've got 30 days to make $50,000, or your gym becomes my gym."
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"Or the strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one-year anniversary?"
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"- It was meant to be congratulatory. - It was also a man."
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"I have shareholders. You haven't even got cupholders."
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"- Why would I want cupholders? - The point is"
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"A benchmark in the fitness community."
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"I earned this body and I built this temple"
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"In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that shit-heap you call a gym into permanent nothingness."
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"Turn it up high, Reggie."
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"I wanna burn."
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"I got ten minutes. I'll open it up to some Q&A."
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"- How are we gonna come up with $120,000? - Owen, you don't add them together."
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"It doesn't matter. We can't come up with $50,000. We're screwed."
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"We can'tjust sit back and let Globo Gym take us over."
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"Average Joe's is too important."
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"Where do you go when your wife changes the locks?"
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"Dwight, Owen, what will you do if Joe's goes under? Work at the airport?"
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"- I ain't working at no airport again. - No. Cos you hated it."
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"And, Steve, where do you go to do whatever it is that you do?"
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"- Gar. Joe's be the only place for Steve. - Gar. You're right."
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"Do you see? There's no way I can go back to working out at my high school."
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"They'd laugh at me there. Lock me in lockers, make me eat clay."
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