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Clips from Farzar - Save the Reaper Demons (S01E01)

"Okay, this is a four-way stop. Who has the right of way?"
Farzar
"The guy with the fucking scorpion tank!"
Farzar
"Why are you making me parallel park?"
Farzar
"Turning the wheel left and the car goes right? What sort of sorcery is this?"
Farzar
"You need to maintain a car length between you and the vehicle in front of you."
Farzar
"If I do that, how am I gonna read the funny bumper stickers?"
Farzar
""Don't blame me. I voted for Blark Flarm.""
Farzar
"What?!"
Farzar
"Take that, you fucking liberal!"
Farzar
"Wait a minute, what are you writing? I've got my own clipboard."
Farzar
"I'm gonna write things about you, see how you like it."
Farzar
"Oh shit. We drove off a cliff."
Farzar
"Come on, Renzo. They don't know how scared you are on the inside,"
Farzar
"or that you don't know how to do inner monologue."
Farzar
"We have the advantage because the reaper demon doesn't know we're here."
Farzar
"Oh, he definitely knows we're here."
Farzar
"He can smell his own kind, and Billy is 1% reaper demon."
Farzar
"Huh?"
Farzar
"What part of Billy is reaper demonses?"
Farzar
"Well, the most important part, Billy. Your asshole."
Farzar
"[clangs]"
Farzar
"That's Reaper Demon all right."
Farzar
"Why in hell's place would you give Billy a reaper puckerstar?"
Farzar
"Because they're indestructible, and dishwasher-safe."
Farzar
"Barry, bad scientist."
Farzar
"Do terrible jobs making Billy."
Farzar
"Billy must go so no put friends in dangers."
Farzar
"Billy, wait!"
Farzar
"[sentimental music plays]"
Farzar
"We ain't friends, you Noah's Ark-looking motherfucker."
Farzar
"[sobs]"
Farzar
"Ooh, punching down is fun!"
Farzar
"It's for the best. Now that reaper demon won't be able to sniff us out."
Farzar
"It can probably still smell the Lady Speed Stick you're wearing."
Farzar
"Well, fuck me for sharing something personal."
Farzar
"Keep playing and I'll pull the pin out this little fucker."
Farzar
"I just remind him he needs to sit on a phone book to get his hair cut"
Farzar
"and we're all dead."
Farzar
"You think we're trapped with the reaper demon?"
Farzar
"He's trapped in here with Squiggles!"
Farzar
"If Squiggles is so tough, why are you scared?"
Farzar
"I'm not scared."
Farzar
"Oh shit, what's that?"
Farzar
"Reaper demon! Eat him!"
Farzar
"[laughs]"
Farzar
"For our visually impaired viewers, he's using his penis to make the shadow."
Farzar
"For our hearing impaired viewers…"
Farzar
"[louder] …he's using his penis to make the shadow!"
Farzar
"Barry, you know they can see it, right?"
Farzar
"Maybe nobody told you, but I'm an idiot."
Farzar
"There. Now, the door is sealed shut."
Farzar
"We may be trapped in here,"
Farzar
"but at least the reaper demon can't get us, since he's definitely not in here."
Farzar
"[growls]"
Farzar
"Surprise!"
Farzar
"[screams]"
Farzar
"You tricky bitch! Kill that clever motherfucker!"
Farzar
"Time to use RPG. Redheaded Puny Guy. But first, I've got to load it."
Farzar
"We all know Squiggles is a sawed-off fucksting that everyone hates,"
Farzar
"but he doesn't want you to see"
Farzar
"this picture of him riding a Cocker Spaniel like a horse!"
Farzar
"[growls]"
Farzar
"Now listen, the reaper demon is indestructible from the outside."
Farzar
"So I want you to dive down his throat and bust out of his chest guns a-blazing!"
Farzar
"[bagpipes playing]"
Farzar
"[farts]"
Farzar
"[Renzo] Squiggles!"
Farzar
"Get up, Squiggles! Come on, get mad! Even your bones are a joke."
Farzar
"You look like a cat skeleton!"
Farzar
"Everybody run!"
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"No! No! No!"
Farzar
"[growls]"
Farzar
"[laughs] No prize for you."
Farzar
"Oh, look, the reaper demon's sad because he's out of tokens."
Farzar
"-I got one here. -What you doing, motherfucker?"
Farzar
"Scootie, get out of there!"
Farzar
"I ain't scared of this ugly bitch. I can't die, remember?"
Farzar
"I'm backed up to the cloud! See?"
Farzar
"Backup files corrupt? Oh well, I'll do another backup now. I'm on 5G."
Farzar
"It says it'll only take two seconds."
Farzar
"Seven minutes."
Farzar
"Eight days?! Infinity?!"
Farzar
"Oh shit! Fichael, I need your WiFi password!"
Farzar
"Sorry. We only give that out with a purchase from the gift shop."
Farzar
"Go! Go! Go!"
Farzar
"[reaper demon screeching]"
Farzar
"At least tell everyone I died doing what I love."
Farzar
"Getting fucked up!"
Farzar
"[laughs]"
Farzar
"[snorts]"
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"[screams]"
Farzar
"Come and get it, you son of a bitch!"
Farzar
"Huh. Why is everything wicker this fall?"
Farzar
"♪ Hey baby, my heart is racing ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I need you now and you got me chasin' ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪"
Farzar
"♪ My soul is whippin' And my heart is skippin' ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I'm upside-down And my brain is flippin' ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I tell you, baby That you got me trippin' ♪"
Farzar
"♪ My whole world is you ♪"
Farzar
"♪ You, doo doo doo doo doo ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I wanna be with you, you ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Nothin' else I'd rather do ♪"
Farzar
"Shh!"
Farzar
"We have to be quiet in the library."
Farzar
"♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Come on, come on, come on with me ♪"
Farzar
"♪ There's a whole world we can see, yeah ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I give you my love, go on take it ♪"
Farzar
"♪ My whole world is you ♪"
Farzar
"♪ You, doo doo doo doo doo ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I wanna be with you ♪"
Farzar
"♪ You, nothin' else I'd-- ♪"
Farzar
"What are you doing, Scootie?"
Farzar
"Water skiing. What's it look like?"
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"Wow, compensating much?"
Farzar
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