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Clips from Farzar - Save the Reaper Demons (S01E01)

"Oh, great. Look who it is. Trondo."
Farzar
"Hey, it's the dragon's butt plug and his wank tank."
Farzar
"Like my new ride? Let's race!"
Farzar
"Ugh, I fucking hate that guy."
Farzar
"But if I race him, you're gonna fail me."
Farzar
"You are the worst driver I've ever seen,"
Farzar
"and I'm pretty sure you sexually assaulted me."
Farzar
"You've already failed, but that guy Trondo over there is banging my wife."
Farzar
"You want to pass, kick his ass!"
Farzar
"[engines rev]"
Farzar
"I want you to forget everything I told you!"
Farzar
"You-- You told me stuff?"
Farzar
"-Pull into that bike lane! -There are bikes in the bike lane!"
Farzar
"Whoo! Fuck, yeah!"
Farzar
"I feel alive!"
Farzar
"Hey, driving instructor! Your wife says she misses that 12-inch dick of yours!"
Farzar
"Ooh!"
Farzar
"This guy's bad at insults!"
Farzar
"-Yeah! -We lost."
Farzar
"This baby has time travel, remember?"
Farzar
"I'm gonna travel back before the race started"
Farzar
"and do a little something to tip the scales into our favor."
Farzar
"And I'm going to name him Trondo."
Farzar
"[laser gun shots]"
Farzar
"We gotta go, we gotta go!"
Farzar
"We won! Time to celebrate!"
Farzar
"You still gotta pass me. A deal's a deal!"
Farzar
"Table for one."
Farzar
"Hello, you dopey bitch."
Farzar
"That Bazarack was the best driver I've ever seen."
Farzar
"I'll sign whatever form says that he gets his driver's license back immediately."
Farzar
"Just tell me what my name is and how to spell it."
Farzar
"Bow before the might of Bazarack!"
Farzar
"[bell jingles]"
Farzar
"My enemies tremble at my very sight!"
Farzar
"[horn honks]"
Farzar
"If we follow this path, we should be directly under the gift shop soon."
Farzar
"I'm sorry I got you into this mess, guys. I guess you were right."
Farzar
"The reaper demon really is a monster."
Farzar
"I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, son."
Farzar
"I have something to admit about the Reaper Demon War."
Farzar
"Men, we will never let those damn reaper demons take our beloved planet."
Farzar
"-We may die, but we will never surrender. -They're right behind you, sir."
Farzar
"-[screeches] -Reaper demons!"
Farzar
"You can have the planet and kill all these guys."
Farzar
"I was even more brave than I said I was."
Farzar
"I got the Snuffle Snart munchies, and there's not even a snack bar in the sewer."
Farzar
"This place is bullshit."
Farzar
"Ooh! Sewer pizza!"
Farzar
"Ah!"
Farzar
"Scootie?"
Farzar
"A CL300 plasma pulse rifle saw with reaper piercing rounds?"
Farzar
"Uh, okay, why are we wet? Wait!"
Farzar
"-[Val screams] -[Mal] Ah. Clever girl!"
Farzar
"Urban robot? Girl monster?"
Farzar
"Ooh. Are those Mother's?"
Farzar
"Where is everybody? I don't like this, Fichael!"
Farzar
"Squiggles, you're alive!"
Farzar
"You're my best friend, you scared- of-the-bathtub-drain motherfucker."
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"Dad! [screams]"
Farzar
"[Renzo] Somebody help! This thing's got silverware and a bib with my face on it."
Farzar
"There's something I need to do before I leave."
Farzar
"It's hard to pass up a 10% off sale."
Farzar
"Huh. Look at that. Turns out I'm a racist. Oh well, I've done my part."
Farzar
"Get away from him, you bitch!"
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"[screeches]"
Farzar
"[clanging]"
Farzar
"Hello!"
Farzar
"Kill it, Fichaels!"
Farzar
"♪ In the arms of an angel ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Fly away from here ♪"
Farzar
"Ugh."
Farzar
"Billy! Are you okay, son?"
Farzar
"Billy okay thanks to his incredible body"
Farzar
"and tough asshole my father made me."
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"Billy sorry he say Barry bad scientist."
Farzar
"Now you get it, Billy."
Farzar
"Only a good scientist"
Farzar
"would give you an elephant leg with a vagina on the bottom"
Farzar
"that you drag around in dirt."
Farzar
"Did you kill the reaper demon, son? If not, I'm nuking this bitch."
Farzar
"Yeah. I killed him and then he turned to ash like a Dracula and floated away."
Farzar
"-You let him go, didn't you? -Yeah, I did."
Farzar
"Because it's my mission to see that no harm comes to any aliens."
Farzar
"[doorbell rings]"
Farzar
"My driver's license!"
Farzar
"Seems odd, since I didn't pass."
Farzar
"Plus this driver's license is slimy and glowing and looks like it has a pulse."
Farzar
"I'm gonna grab it anyway."
Farzar
"[screams]"
Farzar
"[growls]"
Farzar
"What the hell's happening? Shit!"
Farzar
"What the fuck did I do?"
Farzar
"♪ Squiggles ain't nothing to fuck with! ♪"
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"[adventurous music playing]"
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