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Clips from Friends - The One with the Chick and the Duck (S03E03)

"Whichever's closest."
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"What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass?"
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"...and opened Easy Monica's Bakery."
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"I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job..."
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"...and God knows, I've paid my dues."
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"But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me."
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"No. I mean, how could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't."
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"My side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday."
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"You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it."
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"I see. So this suit is making a point."
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"You like it, right?"
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"Absolutely! I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders."
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"- Was that a little harsh? - Are you kidding?"
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"Remember when you used to wear that gray sweat suit."
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"My mistake."
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"About three months."
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"I got you something. Open it! Open it!"
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"Okay."
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"You guys, do you know anything about chicks?"
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"Fowl? No."
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"Especially at this age. They require constant care."
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"Easy, Lenny."
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"What's "the thing"?"
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"I can't do it."
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"...but you have these feelings for me."
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"Wait. That's what you're worried about?"
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"Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. We met on the plane."
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"She asked to finish my peanuts."
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"Yeah, I just... I mean, I got tired of waiting."
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"- And now I can work for you! - I guess you can."
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"Oh, my God! This is incredible!"
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"- Could you give me a little push? - Yeah, sure."
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"- Good luck! - I'm quitting!"
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"I'm just saying, this woman, I mean, she's fictitious, no?"
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"- Why would you say that? - You're still into Monica."
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"You said there's somebody else, so she'd agree to work with you."
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"You're good. You're good."
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"It's a substantial gift."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"No, I'm serious. I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks."
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"With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there"
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"Chicken"
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"How's she doing?"
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"I don't know."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I stayed home while you were at rehearsal..."
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"...so somebody could be here with our chick."
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"...trying to get her back to sleep?"
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"You don't think I get up when you get up?"
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"Oh, here it comes."
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"Yes! Here it comes! I'm stuck here all day!"
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"And then you come in and spend two seconds with us."
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"And then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?"
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"I need to relax, okay? I was working all day."
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"I know what you meant!"
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"...we've been fighting a lot more than we used to?"
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"I know. I know."
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"I'll take her back tomorrow."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- I can't believe you still have that. - We're taking her back."
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"No, that ridiculous thing on your face."
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"I have that TV thing in, like, two hours, and I need your help, okay?"
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"What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one?"
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"That aspirin dance really works."
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"- No, you're not! - Yes, I am."
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"I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house."
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"There's a lot of people there that I have to meet."
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"It's nice to meet you.""
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"I will go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then."
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"But you know, I could use a hand getting ready."
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"Look, either help me or go."
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"Fine. I'll go."
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"Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?"
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"Sure. I'll help you."
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"You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand."
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"Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it."
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"Sorry!"
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"- Just sweep it. - I'm sweeping."
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"Okay, now make it even because we don't..."
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"I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle."
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"- Close, close. - Blow it."
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"Sorry. Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated."
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"Sophisticated like a hooker?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"Well, sure, in a perfect world."
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"But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my gods."
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"Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?"
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"- Does it have to do with Joey? - No."
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"Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed?"
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"No, but let's come back to that later."
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"All right, I gotta go, so good luck at the party, okay?"
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"Oh, wait. Ross, could you just stay and help me get dressed?"
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"Okay, great. Okay, just turn around."
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"What?"
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"I don't want you to see me naked."
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"Now it's weird."
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"What?"
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"All I have to do is close my eyes. See?"
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"It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend."
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"Wait a minute! Wait, wait."
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"Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king!"
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"- Ross. - Would you grow up? It's no big deal."
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"All right. Fine."
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"See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now."
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"Of course I am."
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"I just have to make a call."
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"- Okay - Okay."
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"I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital looking like this."
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"- Does it involve travel? - No."
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"Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?"
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"- Clogs. - No."
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"- Claws? - No."
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"Okay, so it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey."
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"- What about Pete? - No."
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"What is it?"
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"- What about Pete? - I don't know!"
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"- Okay, I gotta go. - But you're so close! No!"
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"Does it involve Pete's computer company?"
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