You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friends - The One with the Chick and the Duck (S03E03)

"See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth."
Friends
"I love you both."
Friends
"If they can't find a home for her, they kill her!"
Friends
"Okay, good, good, good, because I was kind of having second thoughts too."
Friends
"That's horrible. You did the right thing, man."
Friends
"Funny story!"
Friends
"I don't believe this!"
Friends
"Look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic!"
Friends
"I mean, I could live in this thing! I'd be cold, but I'm always cold!"
Friends
"Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners!"
Friends
"You're welcome."
Friends
"Did you just smell my hair?"
Friends
"You may be okay with getting hurt..."
Friends
"...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"We probably shouldn't see each other anymore."
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"Okay, yeah."
Friends
"I mean, if that's really what you want, okay."
Friends
"- I'm sorry things didn't work out... - Shut up for a second..."
Friends
"Okay, now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!"
Friends
"What thing? What thing?"
Friends
"Oh, my God!"
Friends
"Ross, why didn't you tell me that?"
Friends
"Because I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go..."
Friends
"- I cannot believe you. - What?"
Friends
"You should get some sleep."
Friends
"- So I'll... - Sorry I spoiled your evening."
Friends
"No, that's... No, as long as you're okay."
Friends
"So I'll see you tomorrow."
Friends
"See you."
Friends
"Are you sure?"
Friends
"- Should we try? - Sure."
Friends
"See, I told you. They don't swim."
Friends
"- Wait, give him a minute. - No!"
Friends
"- No way! - Yeah."
Friends
"You guys got any of those baby chicks?"
Friends
"I was watching this commercial on TV, and, man, those things are cute!"
Friends
"What'd you bring me?"
Friends
"Oh, God, I'm so sorry."
Friends
"Oh, God!"
Friends
"Ross, I'm kidding. Come here."
Friends
"- What were you gonna tell us? - Yeah."
Friends
"- Was it how you invented the cotton gin? - Okay, goodbye."
Friends
"And I used to call you the Hindenberg."
Friends
"It's cute, huh?"
Friends
"So, I mean, have you thought about it?"
Friends
"No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic."
Friends
"Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what?"
Friends
"She?"
Friends
"Anyway, I gotta go change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks."
Friends
"Well, I don't think so, mister!"
Friends
"I'm sorry. Close."
Friends
"There you go! Good enough for your party?"
Friends
"Sure."
Friends
"Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want."
Friends
"Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore."
Friends
"I'm sorry. It will never happen..."
Friends
"- Okay, I do. I really do. - Okay?"
Friends
"But in very different ways."
Friends
"You still have feelings for me, don't you?"
Friends
"Now, when you come back, I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy!"
Friends
"What did you do?"
Friends
"It's okay. It's okay, baby, baby, baby."
Friends
"Unfortunately, most of these little guys won't live to see the 4th of July..."
Friends
"Regular or decaf?"
Friends
"This has been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven..."
Friends
"I don't know. Maybe we weren't ready to have a chick."
Friends
"- This stuff? - Careful."
Friends
"So you like it?"
Friends
"- So ask me what I did today. - So, what did you do today, Pete?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her though?"
Friends
"I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton."
Friends
"- That's a duck! - That's a bad duck!"
Friends
"What thing? What is this thing?"
Friends
"These are gonna go in my permanent collection."
Friends
"I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel."
Friends
"Can you believe he offered me a restaurant?"
Friends
"What, honey?"
Friends
"Sorry. Nothing you can do about it."
Friends
"Oh, no. Not "the thing." I hate "the thing.""
Friends
"Yeah, don't you think it's a she?"
Friends
"You're not my girlfriend anymore, so..."
Friends
"Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00 this morning..."
Friends
"Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"You know what that says in English? Made in Texas."
Friends
"...how long did it take for the roller skating to happen?"
Friends
"Got a job on a riverboat?"
Friends
"The brown one brings out your eyes."
Friends
"But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher."
Friends
"Okay, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie."
Friends
"What are you doing? I thought you were gonna take her back today."
Friends
"I'm okay! I'm all right!"
Friends
"What about the chick?"
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"- Pete. - Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?"
Friends
"It's really nice."
Friends
"Most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts."
Friends
"Okay, but this is the last time."
Friends
"- Hey. - Hey."
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Monica, I am so excited for you!"
Friends
"That's why I can't take this job."
Friends
"Okay, bye."
Friends
"...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on."
Friends
"That is the sweetest thing."
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Okay, here's the thing."
Friends
"No, I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all."
Friends