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Clips from Scrubs - My Day Off (S01E01)

"This is not good."
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"He won't stop talking about you. I'm Jennifer."
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"I know two things about bars."
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"Dude."
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"Because you're like a 24-hour convenience store. You never close."
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"That sounds like a Fat Albert joke."
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"Good."
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"Up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying."
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"See ya later, buddy."
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"68-year-old male with respiratory distress..."
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"Hello, Dad."
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"No. No... Is it a problem if it whistles?"
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"It's active."
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"Suck it up!"
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"Elliot's exam was reminiscent of when my older brother beat the crap out of me."
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"I'm puking every hour and my fever's high,"
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"Watching Dr Cox, I realised we never really stop"
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"I'm hearing it now. It is kind of annoying when I talk."
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"In a lot of relationships, you regress to the person you were when you met."
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"- Dude, she violated me. - In a good way?"
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"Do you know how annoying you are when you talk?"
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"You know, I did get it, Bob, and at first I just threw it away,"
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"So I made a replica of you out of straw"
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"Dr Benson should be able to stay here until he feels he's ready to go."
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"Give me a break, he was only Chief of Medicine for ten years."
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"Our next patient is a 26-year-old male"
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"He has a simple case of appendicitis."
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"Sounds like there's a fascinating back story here."
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"I get to cut you open I get to cut you open"
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"Go, girl!"
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"God, no."
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"- You're horrible. - I'm warm."
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"This is tamponade."
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"- You understand, right? - Whatever, man."
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"- You're like school in July. - What do you mean?"
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"No class."
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"You're not supposed to scare me like that, sir."
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"It was just a prank. Admittedly, I took it too far."
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"I just came to check on my favourite patient."
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"Hey, doc, you should go ahead and get some rest."
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"I'll be out of your hair soon."
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"Just a sec, skipper. You'll stay here until you decide you're ready to leave."
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"That was what I said this morning."
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"How does that taste? Bitter? Hard to get down?"
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"- Here you go. - Great."
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"- Honey, they told me. - Great. If anyone needs me,"
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"- There's something on your back. - What does this one say?"
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"Bambi? Your fever's spiking."
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"but I swear I was up there watching Turk operate on me."
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"If it makes you feel better, I hate this touchy-feely culture."
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"- Where in Connecticut are you from? - Greenwich. You?"
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"Yeah."
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"Pretty good for a man in a wheelchair."
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"Forget about me. What's your wife look like? Any pictures?"
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"Dude, she rocks."
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"Did you stitch your initials into me?"
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"And the crazy, angry uncle everyone sort of hopes isn't coming this year."
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"Dr Cox."
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"Just like Thanksgiving at home."
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"Drink!"
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"As a first-year intern, you have little free time."
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"When you have a night off, it's important you do something constructive."
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"What's up, dude?"
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"First, I already told her I got a girlfriend."
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"- How's it going? I'm... - JD, I know."
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"Do you really spend every day saving children's lives?"
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"Tell the nice lady."
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"I do what I can."
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"It's on! It's on."
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"- It's on! - Oh, yeah."
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"One, they're packed Thanksgiving week."
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"Two, put a beer in my hand and I'm Mr Smooth."
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"I was laughing so hard, milk was coming out of my nose."
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"I once tripped over an IV and blood shot over everyone."
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"A little got on my nose."
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"Every damn day, saving those children."
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"Who wants margaritas?! Dude, less blood, more fruity drinks."
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"Turk hasn't changed a bit since college."
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"He's the same goof ball who tells me how to be cooler."
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"- This girl's hot. So don't blow it. - Why do you say that?"
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"Don't worry about it, I feel good tonight, know what I'm saying?"
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"Except for this stabbing pain in my side."
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"- Dude! - My bad."
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"Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?"
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"Poor Bambi. Don't worry. Carla will take care of you."
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"- Make sure he's admitted right away. - All right."
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"On the bright side, it'll be interesting to see what it's like to be a patient."
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"You know people die here?"
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"You're a good friend."
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"I do what I can. Can I have your stuff?"
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"So did you talk to any girls last night?"
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"I'm an attractive man, we both know this."
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"It's a burden you're gonna have to live with."
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"One of many."
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"JD talked some girl up."
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"Really? Are you gonna call her?"
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"Not right away."
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"Showtime. Clear out so I can check him out."
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"You're examining me? I don't want you to see my unmentionables."
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"I've seen underwear before."
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"I use the word unmentionables for my genitals as well."
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"Save your breath."
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"Never thought you'd call me that again, after I left."
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"- Dr Cox! - Relax, Carla."
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"The man I'm smothering isn't my father."
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"Dr Benson used to be Chief of Medicine here."
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"Hi, how are you?"
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"Still have that great rapport with the nurses?"
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"Carla totally gets me. That's why I've systematically tried to drive her away."
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"Ever see that therapist I recommended?"
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"Shortness of breath? Dizziness? Problems urinating?"
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"You're making this so much easier. Are you sexually active?"
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"I'll write ''rare dry spell'' in the margin."
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"OK, time for the physical."
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"Cold hands."
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"God!"
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"See, it wasn't so bad. All done."
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"but you're sure it's OK for me to be out of bed?"
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"I don't know. Dr Benson was my mentor. Don't do that annoying thing."
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"- What annoying thing? - When you talk."
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