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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Smokes (S05E05)

"- Hey. Do you wanna go get coffee? - Hey."
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"- Oh, I would love to. - Oh, good."
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"- I'm gonna go too, babe. - Oh, good."
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"- Yay. - Yay."
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"Okay, let's talk about the party. I have so many ideas."
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"- Ooh, me too. - Oh!"
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"- Yeah! - Oh, look at that."
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"- All right. This is a little sketch of the cake. - Uh-huh. Wow."
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"See? Um, some sample menus."
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"Um, you know, I thought we'd start with a Tuscan-style finger food."
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"Okay. And for music, here's an alphabetized list of all of my CDs."
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"I've highlighted the ones that'll go really good with the food."
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"- What happened to the dinner party? - We're not doing that."
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"- Okay? So... - Wow. All right."
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"Looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, cohost."
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"Wait. I didn't take care of everything."
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"There's plenty of things for you to do."
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"Uh-huh? Like what?"
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"Cups."
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"Cups. You're giving me cups?"
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"And ice."
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"Cups and ice? Oh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?"
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"All right."
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"Fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice."
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"- Wait, I can get ice at the restaurant... - I got it."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Wait a minute. Are you doing Joey's:"
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""The audition didn't go so well. Yeah, it did!""
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"- Yeah, Ben got a second audition. - Oh, great."
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"Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback."
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"You got a callback too, didn't you?"
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"Yeah, I did!"
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"Hey, Rachel. What are you doing out here?"
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"You know, it got kind of lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here..."
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"...and get some fresh air."
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"We were talking about the fall collection."
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"- Oh, great. - So anyway, we really..."
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"- I'm sorry. We're smoking all over you. - That's okay."
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"I sent the designs to Ralph. He was excited about it."
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"Excuse me. Can I bum one of those?"
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"Actually, this one's..."
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"Okay, okay, okay. What's so funny over here?"
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"I thought you didn't smoke."
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"You know, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes."
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"Actually, I thought to myself, "Those guys are crazy.""
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"But no, actually, I smoke the regular ones all the time."
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"Me too."
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"- I'm kidding. - Oh!"
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"Me too."
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"Oh, God. This is so nerve-racking. How do you do this?"
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"Well, fortunately, I don't get many callbacks so..."
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"Who knows?"
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"Yes! I knew it!"
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"So long."
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"Later."
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"This is great. I might actually get to play Ben's dad."
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"Actually, that can't happen."
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"Because you all have such different looks..."
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"...we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben."
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"So it'll either be you two or you two."
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"Oh, man."
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"- This is gonna be kind of weird. - Yeah, it is."
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"Yeah. It's gonna be weird."
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"No. We're like best friends. That's why it's weird."
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"Oh, oh."
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"I thought we were just talking."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Uh, sure. What's in them? - Um, cups."
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"Oh, good, because we got Rachel 800 gallons of water."
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"Seriously, that's a lot of cups."
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"Yeah, well, I'm in charge of cups and ice."
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"And Monica's gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice."
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"You know, I rued the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done."
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"Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups."
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"- Hey, Joey. - Hey, Pheebs."
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"- Hey. - Ross, good, I'm glad you're here."
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"- I want to talk to you about something. - Oh. What's up?"
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"You know me against Ben."
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"The two of us competing. Well, that can't lead to anything good."
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"I think I'm just gonna step aside."
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"I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition."
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"Wow. Uh..."
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"Joey, that's great. Thanks, man."
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"That's it?"
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"But you just..."
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"I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it."
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"Look, Ross, if anyone should step aside, it should be Ben."
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"- What? - Chandler, tell him."
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"Well, let me get the door first."
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"Oh, hi, no one."
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"Why should Ben step aside?"
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"It was his audition in the first place. You just tagged along."
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"You're like the tag-along dad."
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"At least I care about his feelings."
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"What?"
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"Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn't get it?"
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"And why wouldn't he get it?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"Have you seen what my kid can do? Huh?"
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"I mean, he dials phones, he eats tortilla chips."
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"He plays soccer with the cartoon tiger."
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"Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?"
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"You just give him a spoon, baby."
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"- Oh, yeah? I guess we'll see. - Yeah."
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"Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch."
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"- Your kid's name is Raymond. - Yeah? So is yours."
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"- How did work go? - Oh, it was great. It was great."
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"I went down there just like you said. And we talked business."
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"And Kim totally took my opinions."
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"You stink."
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"- Thanks. - No, I'm serious."
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"That's because I went down there and they were smoking."
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"This is actually the smell of success."
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"But there's something different, though."
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"Oh, my God. You smoked."
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"- I did not. - Yes, you did."
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"You look happy and sick. You smoked."
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"All right, fine. But I had to. I had to do it for my career."
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"That's so gross."
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"I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell."
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