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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Smokes (S05E05)

"I actually feel like I could throw up."
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"But you gotta push past this, okay? Because it's about to get so good."
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"Chandler."
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"You smell so smoky, I gotta get up."
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"I'm not kidding."
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"I think you smell great."
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"So we're decided. No on plaid, yes on pink."
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"Absolutely."
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"I'm so on board."
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"- Rachel, didn't you just light that? - Yeah."
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"But you know what?"
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"I'm just really, really trying to cut back, you know."
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"I've actually been thinking about quitting."
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"Oh, well, sure. Every Sunday night, I tell myself I'm quitting."
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"Every Monday morning, it's like:"
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"Well, let's quit. We'll just quit. Let's all quit."
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"It does sound appealing."
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"- I never could do it. - But you could. You can. Absolutely."
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"We can help each other out. We could get those patches."
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"We could be like the Patch Sisters."
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"Yes. Great. Give me those cigs. Come on."
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"- My late husband gave me that lighter. - Ha, ha."
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"I'm not kidding."
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"Okay, then. Okay."
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"Mm, soup."
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"Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second."
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"Would you mind watching Ben while I use the ladies' room?"
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"- Yeah, no problem. - Thanks."
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"Mm."
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"Hi, Ben."
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"So you want to be an actor, huh? Well, I gotta tell you, it's no picnic."
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"There's tons of rejection. No stability."
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"I mean, one day, you're Dr. Drake Ramoray."
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"The next day, you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle."
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"Joey."
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"Ross."
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"Ben."
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"Okay, Raymond, Joey, you're up."
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"- Hi. - Okay."
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"All right, well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready."
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"- Uh-oh. - Is there a problem?"
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"But that's okay. No problem. No problem."
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"Mm, noodle soup."
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"You know, that's fine. But the line is, "Mm, soup.""
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"- Oh. What'd I say? - Mm, noodle soup."
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"Oh. Right. Yeah."
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"All right. Let's try one."
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"Mm, noodle soup."
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"Okay. Let's do it again."
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"Okay."
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"Mm, soup."
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"I mean, noodle soup. I mean, soup."
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"Come on!"
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"You know what? We need to move on."
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"See, look."
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"Mm, noodle soup."
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"Damn it."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"Uh-oh. Busted."
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"Come on, you guys. What are you doing?"
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"I thought we were the Patch Sisters."
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"Rachel, we tried to quit. But it was too hard."
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"Well, if you started smoking again, you could have at least told me."
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"Come on, give me one of those. What are we talking about?"
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"No, you're doing great. Don't give up."
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"That's why we didn't tell you, and we are not gonna drag you down."
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"Oh, wait. No, no. Drag me down. Drag me down."
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"Forget it, Rachel. We're both so proud of how well you're doing."
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"I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you, you're fired."
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"So go on, get out of here. Go on. I don't want you breathing this stuff. Go on."
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"So okay. So you'll come with me on the Paris trip?"
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"Oh, man."
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"Hey, check it out. Cup hat, cup banner..."
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"...cup chandelier and the thing that started it all. The cup."
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"- Great job with the cups, Pheebs. - Ha, ha."
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"Why don't you just go out with her?"
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"Did you notice the ice? Look."
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"We have it all. We have crushed, cubed and dry. Watch."
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"Ah."
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"Mystical."
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"No one's eating my Tuscan finger food. They're filling up on Phoebe's snow cones."
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"There are snow cones?"
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"Snow cones. Yuck."
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"- Go, go. - Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Look, look. - Surprise."
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"What? My birthday is not for another month."
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"Oh, my God, you guys. This is so great. It's so unexpected."
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"I mean, Chandler's birthday's even before mine."
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"Surprise."
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"Wow. This is so great. Look at all these..."
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"...cups. This is so weird."
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"I was in charge of cups."
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"Oh, okay. Not so weird."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Yeah, right."
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"No, really. I am, Joey. I feel bad."
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"Well, look, Ross. You don't have to, okay?"
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"What kind of an actor can't even say, "Mm, noodle soup"?"
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"Hey, you know what? Maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck."
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"Maybe you messed up because you care more about your godson."
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"- What do you mean? - I think, subconsciously..."
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"Whoa, you lost me."
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"I think, on some level, you sabotaged..."
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"...your own audition so Ben would get the part."
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"Well, your way sounds a lot better than mine."
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"Yeah."
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"- Yeah. It's not that I'm a bad actor. - No."
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"No, it's just that, uh, I care so damn much about little Ben..."
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"...that, uh, it was more important for me to see him succeed."
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"- There you go. Thank you. - Thank you."
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"- So did he get it? - No."
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"Ah, what are you gonna do?"
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"Oh, hi. Excuse me. Is Rachel Green here? I'm supposed to meet her for lunch."
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"Oh, she doesn't come down anymore. You can find her up on 10."
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"Okay, great."
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"So we talked about the presentation at lunch."
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"He wondered if one person would be enough for me to take on the trip."
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"And I said, "Yeah, absolutely.""
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"I'll catch you guys later."
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"- What are you talking about? - Well, it's not for sure."
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