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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Rhode Island (S02E02)

"than when we had to watch your Uncle's Jerry's snuff film."
Family Guy
"Are they really gonna kill that girl?"
Family Guy
"Peter, please! People are trying to watch."
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"Just give it a chance."
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"Hello. I'm Doctor Amanda Rebecca."
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"By purchasing this video, you've taken the first step"
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"towards strengthening your relationship."
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"because this part of the tape is for men only. We'll see you in a little while."
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"I can see this is gonna be very intense."
Family Guy
"Make sure your wife is out of the room."
Family Guy
"So, you wanna talk or you want me to take my top off?"
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"That's what I thought. Oh, man!"
Family Guy
"You're making me so hot."
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"I hope you like big breasts"
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"because mine are so big, this itty bra can barely contain them."
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"- Do you wanna see more? - Yes, please."
Family Guy
"Then you'll have to order my next tape."
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"- I wanna see the money. - You don't see the money till I see the stuff."
Family Guy
"There's only one way to put an end to this nuisance."
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"That's it, Mr Giraffe, get all the marmalade..."
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"What?"
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"What do you mean, our credit card was declined?"
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"No, no. There's no need to come up. We'II..."
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"Oh, blast!"
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"Oh, come on, you. Get up. Come on! Go for a ride in the car."
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"Blast! Ooh, a penny."
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"- Wake up. - What? Ah!"
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"Oh, my head. Oh, God. What are we doing here?"
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"We needed a weekend away from the kids."
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"- We have to get the hell out of here! - Motel manager."
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"Open up, or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument"
Family Guy
"I use to hit deadbeats with bad credit cards."
Family Guy
"But it's blunt. Hard and blunt."
Family Guy
"All right, we need some wheels."
Family Guy
"We're trying to elude someone, not drive to soccer practice. Let's take this one."
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"- You like that colour? - What's wrong with it?"
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"- I dunno. It's so dark. - Yes, but it doesn't show dirt."
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"- What? - It doesn't show dirt."
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"This is the first place we've gone to. We should try another lot."
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"Sold."
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"- Go on, hot-wire it. - Hot-wire? I don't even pump my own gas."
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"- Oh, for God's sake. - Hurry up."
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"- You did it. - Put it back. I like that song."
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"If Montgomery Clift, who was in From Here to Eternity with Burt Lancaster,"
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"who was in Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon,"
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"who was in White Palace with Kevin Bacon. There."
Family Guy
"Nice, nice. Except that was James Spader in White Palace."
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"- Moron. - Ooh, Mr Snippy."
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"- I just need some time to think, all right. - Yes, you've got lots to think about."
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"- Public drunkenness, grand theft auto. - You left out the part where"
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"- You smash your head on the windshield. - I don't recall..."
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"Yes. Well. I suppose I walked right into that one."
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"- Lois. Hi, it's Brian. - Let me talk to her."
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"Brian! We were just on our way to the airport. Is everything OK?"
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"Stewie and I traded in our plane tickets for train tickets."
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"- Give me the damn phone! - Little fella's asleep,"
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"- But I'll give him that kiss. - You suck!"
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"See you in three days."
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"Let's go."
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"Oh, crap. We gotta disappear, and quick."
Family Guy
"Maybe we shoulda jumped on that truck."
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"- Stewie and Brian are taking a train home. - Can we not discuss curtains for a second?"
Family Guy
"I got another relationship tape."
Family Guy
"$49.95? That's three times as much as the first one."
Family Guy
"Lois, our relationship cannot be measured in nipples and dimes."
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"I mean nickels and boobs."
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"Money. I'll be upstairs."
Family Guy
"- I say, there's a plane. - If there's a plane, there's probably a pilot."
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"And if there's a pilot, there must be a bar. I can get a drink."
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"But, Pa, you can't fire me."
Family Guy
"You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, sir. I'm an experienced crop-dusting pilot."
Family Guy
"You can trust us completely. My friend is too young to put a seed in your daughter's belly"
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"- And I'm of a different species. - You're hired."
Family Guy
"Boy, will your face be red when they find the black box on this one."
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"So saturate the soil twice a day. That's why my tomatoes haven't been coming in."
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"Ah, let's see."
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"Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes."
Family Guy
"That was pretty good. But when you said "Me llamo es Brian", you don't need the "es"."
Family Guy
"- Just "Me llamo Brian". - Oh, you speak English."
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"- No, just that first speech and this one. - You're kidding, right?"
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"- Why did we get off here? - My mother lives in Austin."
Family Guy
"Fate's brought me back here for a reason."
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"I have to find my mother and make peace with her."
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"Oh, so she's in Austin, hm?"
Family Guy
"- Eight miles that way? - Yes."
Family Guy
"All right. So instead of driving down this sun-parched highway, we've now got to walk."
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"- Uh... pretty much, yeah. - You know what this means."
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"I say, walk slower, dog. My Huggies are already holed up in Box Canyon."
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"- Hello, Luke. - Uh, have we met?"
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"- My name's Brian. I was born here. - Sorry, son. Lots of dogs been born here."
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"Refresh my memory. Which one were you again?"
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"- I was the one who could talk. - Brian! Come on in!"
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"Oh, and you brought a little friend!"
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"Well, I bet you're a hungry little fella."
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"Yes, and I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull. Now change me!"
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"Look, I've been thinking a lot about my mother lately, and..."
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"She was a good dog."
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"- "Was"? You mean... - Last year. She went real peaceful."
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"Well, she probably wouldn't have wanted to see me anyway."
Family Guy
"That's not true. Biscuit loved all her puppies."
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"Biscuit"
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"Yeah. I really do. I have a great life."
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"Mom!"
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"I say, someone must have said a funny, because your mother's in stitches!"
Family Guy
"Come on, Betty, why don't we get these fellas some sandwiches?"
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"Look at Jesus standing over there all by himself."
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"You'd think those bulldogs would invite him to their card game."
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"You deserve better than this, Mom."
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"This is actually a rather elegant solution for my problem of what to do with Lois."
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"Shut up and help me. I'm not leaving her here."
Family Guy
"Oh, relax. Old girl doesn't have too much to wag about these days, anyway."
Family Guy
"Hey, Meg. Try to guess the word I'm thinking of right now."
Family Guy
"And it's not "kitty"."
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"- "Car". - No."
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"- I dunno. "Apple". - No. Give up?"
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"- Yeah. - It was "kitty"!"
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"- Peter... - Oh, my God! The new video! Life is sweet!"
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"How about some whipped cream?"
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"Oh, that's always good."
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