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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Rhode Island (S02E02)

"Hey, hey! Whoa!"
Family Guy
"You have abandonment issues. Confront your mother and deal with this."
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Give Nana a big hug, sweetheart."
Family Guy
"That would be wonderful. It'll give me time to catch up on my reading."
Family Guy
"I'll show you, you bastard."
Family Guy
"When I think of... of... of... of the times that that woman has..."
Family Guy
"- Can we go? - Fine."
Family Guy
"Call me!"
Family Guy
"I'm... I'm not drunk. I just have a speech impediment."
Family Guy
"- Where are the bags? - What do you mean, they're right here..."
Family Guy
"I'd like to start by asking the women to leave the room,"
Family Guy
"Have fun!"
Family Guy
"- He's wearing a wire! - What? You son of a..."
Family Guy
"Hello! Agh! Agh!"
Family Guy
"Damn it to pus-spewing blood-gutted hell!"
Family Guy
"Well, it's not an instrument. It's more of an object."
Family Guy
"And, well, it's kinda like a bat. I found it out back one day when I was raking."
Family Guy
"Let's go."
Family Guy
"- This one's unlocked. - An SUV?"
Family Guy
"I guess."
Family Guy
"Hello."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Everything's fine."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Apparently you can do that."
Family Guy
"I don't trust you. You put your seed in my daughter's belly. You're fired."
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"- Betty, look who it is. - Is that Brian?"
Family Guy
"you'd have a better life if she let you go."
Family Guy
"Was she right, son? Do you have a good life?"
Family Guy
"- Would you like to see her? - "See her"? I don't understand."
Family Guy
"We loved Biscuit so much, we wanted to keep her with us always."
Family Guy
"'Cept you're not six feet tall"
Family Guy
"I'm with an intellectual"
Family Guy
"We're off on the road to Rhode Island"
Family Guy
"We may pick up some college girls"
Family Guy
"We'd tell you more but we would have the censors on our ass"
Family Guy
"We certainly do get around"
Family Guy
"Like renegade Pilgrims thrown out of Plymouth Colony."
Family Guy
"We're Rhode Island-bound"
Family Guy
"We're Rhode Island-bound"
Family Guy
"Excedrin headache number one: puppy mill."
Family Guy
"Does anyone here have thumbs? Anyone? No?"
Family Guy
"Agh! Sorry, I don't play."
Family Guy
"Hey, come on! Knock it off!"
Family Guy
"Hey, how's the flow today?"
Family Guy
"Mom! Do something. Mom! Help!"
Family Guy
"Mom!"
Family Guy
"And that was the last time I ever saw her."
Family Guy
"Brian, I think we've stumbled on the root of your problems."
Family Guy
"Are you crazy? My eyes were barely open and she just gave me away."
Family Guy
"Well, it's her loss, right?"
Family Guy
"I turned out great, huh? Am I right?"
Family Guy
"Right? Yeah! You bet your ass I'm right."
Family Guy
"You wanna arm wrestle? Come on, right now!"
Family Guy
"Brian, have you been drinking?"
Family Guy
"Brian, you really seem to be enjoying your wine lately."
Family Guy
"It's only my second glass."
Family Guy
"Dad, if bad men broke into the house,"
Family Guy
"and they had guns, and they put a gun up to your head"
Family Guy
"and made you choose who you wanted to live, me or Meg, who would you choose?"
Family Guy
"Ask your mom. I'm not very good with tough decisions."
Family Guy
"We'll be closing in two minutes."
Family Guy
"I could never choose. I love all my children equally."
Family Guy
"It's hard enough having Stewie all the way in Palm Springs visiting Grammy and Grandpa."
Family Guy
"That should guarantee some after-dinner entertainment."
Family Guy
"Lois, uh... I was thinking. Why don't I fly out to Palm Springs and pick up Stewie?"
Family Guy
"- Really? - Yeah. It's just what I need to clear my head."
Family Guy
"Usually there are so many distractions."
Family Guy
"Come into my home, will ya?"
Family Guy
"Stewie, gather your things. Time to go."
Family Guy
"It's about bloody time! You..."
Family Guy
"That idiot slattern sent the dog?"
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, oh! This is... this is..."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't even get me started. I... I... I... I mean, really!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I won't even begin to... to... to..."
Family Guy
"Peter, guess what I just got. A relationship video."
Family Guy
"The infomercial said this tape will help us communicate better as a couple."
Family Guy
"Lois, when have we ever had trouble communicating?"
Family Guy
"- Oh, Peter. I love you. - About a quarter past five."
Family Guy
"OK, Lois. I'll make you a deal. We'll watch the tape, but you gotta do something for me."
Family Guy
"- OK. What? - Do that Katharine Hepburn impression."
Family Guy
"And Philadelphia Story Hepburn. None of that head-on-a-slinky Golden Pond stuff."
Family Guy
"Wait here at the gate. I gotta run a quick errand."
Family Guy
"- Aren't you too young to be travelling alone? - Aren't you too old to be wearing braces?"
Family Guy
"- I think you've had about enough. - Well, I... I think you're wrong,"
Family Guy
"you increasingly attractive-Looking woman."
Family Guy
"- You know, you're really pretty. - Oh, stop."
Family Guy
"No, I'm serious. You could... you could be in magazines. You could!"
Family Guy
"And not just like Jugs or Creamsicle."
Family Guy
"She won't call."
Family Guy
"Here's a pleasant sight. Cirrhosis the Wonder Dog."
Family Guy
"And a stomach virus."
Family Guy
"And an inner-ear infection."
Family Guy
"Flight 85 to Providence. Final boarding."
Family Guy
"Oh, at last!"
Family Guy
"Yes, yes. Come now. Chase the stick."
Family Guy
"Rupert! I told you to watch the bags!"
Family Guy
"You were watching the boys again. It's that steward, the one who looks like Tab Hunter."
Family Guy
"Forget it! Let's just get on the bloody plane and go home."
Family Guy
"- Our tickets were in the bags. - Flight 85 to Providence is now departing."
Family Guy
"That's not going to stop me."
Family Guy
"Hey!"
Family Guy
"That was my plan. Where's yours?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! All right, let's not dilly-dally."
Family Guy
"Call Lois, have her wire us some money and let's get out of here."
Family Guy
"I... I got... I'm s..."
Family Guy
"I'm feeling... Oh!"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's pretty."
Family Guy
"Hello? Operator? Hello?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's right. You have to punch in the numbers nowadays."
Family Guy
"I should know this."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes. 8675309, that's it."
Family Guy
"No, wait. That's not it. Damn you, Tommy Two-Tone."
Family Guy
"Only one thing to do."
Family Guy
"Lois? Damn."
Family Guy
"1111112."
Family Guy
"Lois? Damn."
Family Guy
"1111113."
Family Guy
"for couples who communicate not good.""
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, Lois. This is gonna be worse"
Family Guy
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