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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Rhode Island (S02E02)

"- And some cinnamon. - Oh! That's good too."
Family Guy
"And then guess what? I'm going to add..."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, if she says "Mrs Dash", I'm gonna lose it."
Family Guy
"We're going to add..."
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"- Peter! - Agh!"
Family Guy
"I know what you've been doing, and I'm very upset with you."
Family Guy
"Wow. Usually beautiful women don't turn back into you until after I'm finished."
Family Guy
"These tapes are about communication. If you wanted to see a woman acting nasty..."
Family Guy
"- This is hot. - Turn around."
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"Lois! Ah, this is not what it looks like. She means nothing to me."
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"- Peter, it's OK. - Yeah?"
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"I was trying to be sexy for ya."
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"Ahh! Come here, you!"
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"You shoulda told me..."
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"You shoulda told me..."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna get directions to the nearest park so we can give my mother a proper burial."
Family Guy
"Come on, darling. Stiff upper lip"
Family Guy
"I'm writing that one down."
Family Guy
"- Say something. - What?"
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"- Just say something, please! - Oh, for God's sake."
Family Guy
"Um... Uh..."
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"Yea, and God said to Abraham you will kill your son Isaac."
Family Guy
"And Abraham said "I can't hear you.""
Family Guy
""You'll have to speak into the microphone.""
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"And God said "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this better?""
Family Guy
""Jerry, pull the high end out. I'm still getting some hiss back.""
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"- Say something about my mother! - Oh, yes. I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I never knew Biscuit as a dog,"
Family Guy
"but I did know her as a table."
Family Guy
"She was sturdy, all four legs the same length..."
Family Guy
"Thanks. That's enough."
Family Guy
"Yes, yes. Requiem and terra pax, and so forth. Amen."
Family Guy
"Wow, look at all those stars."
Family Guy
"I've read that starlight gives you cancer. Then again, what doesn't these days?"
Family Guy
"Listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. It's not easy for me to say."
Family Guy
"Oh, God. You're not coming out of the closet, are you?"
Family Guy
"Why does everyone always come out to me?"
Family Guy
"I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today."
Family Guy
"- I know this whole trip has been a mess. - Well, it hasn't been all bad."
Family Guy
"I must admit there have been some moments that were, dare I say, fun."
Family Guy
"We're off on the road to Rhode Island"
Family Guy
"We're having the time of our lives"
Family Guy
"- Take it, dog! - We're quite a pair of partners"
Family Guy
"- And your breasts don't reach your knees. - Give it time."
Family Guy
"We're off on the road to Rhode Island"
Family Guy
"We're certainly going in style"
Family Guy
"At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants"
Family Guy
"Oh, pee jokes."
Family Guy
"We've travelled a bit and we've found"
Family Guy
"Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode-Island bound"
Family Guy
"- Crazy travel conditions. - First class and no class."
Family Guy
"Careful with that joke-it's an antique."
Family Guy
"We're not gonna stop till we're there"
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"Maybe for a beer."
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"Whatever dangers we may face"
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"- We'll never fear or cry - That's right!"
Family Guy
"Until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die"
Family Guy
"- Please? - We're off on the road to Rhode Island"
Family Guy
"The home of that old campus swing"
Family Guy
"And picnic on the grass"
Family Guy
"Like two college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown."
Family Guy
"Look who I found at the train station!"
Family Guy
"My baby! Mommy missed you so much."
Family Guy
"God forbid you should have put a little eyeliner on for my homecoming."
Family Guy
"Did you have a nice trip with Brian?"
Family Guy
"Yes, smooth sailing through calm seas."
Family Guy
"Hey, kid! Thanks for not ratting me out. Is there anything I can do to pay you back?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yes. You remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Bobby saved Greg's life,"
Family Guy
"- And Greg became his slave? - Yep."
Family Guy
"It's on this afternoon. You can tape it for me. And put a nice label on it."
Family Guy
"OK, Meg. I'm thinking of another word."
Family Guy
"This time it's definitely not "kitty"."
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"- Can you guess what it is? - Is it "kitty"?"
Family Guy
"Uh! Get out of my head!"
Family Guy
"Get out of my head!"
Family Guy
""A way with words in marriage"
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"- Peter, why are you so... - Get out! This is a part just for the men."
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"you shoulda told me."
Family Guy
"Just like Thelma and Louise"
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"- Who craps inside his pants - How dare you?"
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"Brian, your momma gave you up because she thought"
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"Dammit!"
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"So we had her stuffed!"
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"Damn!"
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"- You got the stuff? - I got it. Where's the money?"
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"I'll leave you to grieve."
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