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Clips from 30 Rock - Apollo, Apollo (S03E03)

"Anywhere. You get it anywhere."
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"You just go downstairs, you get the key from David,"
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"You're done."
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"Look. The point is, I'm Dennis, and I'm a sex addict."
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"Please stop talking."
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"You know..."
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"my sponsor said that you were going to try to pick a fight to lure me into hate sex."
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"My support group? It's lousy with nymphos."
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"Ugh."
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"Have you seen this Tracy thing?"
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"I am aware of it. I have a Google News Alert"
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"We're on the phone with his assistant setting up a time for us to talk."
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"I think he has stuff all morning."
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"You think or you know?"
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"Hang on. I'm going into a tunnel."
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"What is this?"
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"My mother sent me a box of old Donaghy home movies."
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"For your birthday? That's sweet."
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"Oh, not really."
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"This is the card that came with it."
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""Jackie, here is some of your junk."
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"It was taking up the space my new boyfriend needed for his golf bags.""
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""His name is Paul and he doesn't want to meet you.""
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"At any rate I had Jonathan convert the movies to DVD,"
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"to preserve these memories forever."
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"I like your little sweater vest."
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"You threw up."
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"What? As a kid, you never got so excited, you vomited?"
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"No. No one does that. I mean, I've peed a little."
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"Help me!"
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"His tie is caught in the shredder!"
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""Lizzing" is a combination of "laughing" and "whizzing.""
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"- What is it? - A list I made in the fifth grade"
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"Kiss Peggy Fleming.""
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"Done, done and... ...oh, boy. Done."
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"Hit Mom with a car.""
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"I wonder what that 10-year-old would think if he could see himself now?"
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""Fly on a plane"? I've flown on Air Force One."
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""Go to Disneyland"? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's"
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"That's awesome."
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"I've hunted the world's most dangerous game."
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"Man."
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"Excuse me. Manatee."
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"I once, uh... shot a manatee."
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"Well, If that kid could see himself today..."
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"he would throw up."
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"Thank you, Lemon."
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"There's only one left. "Be friends with Batman.""
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"There's still a couple of hours."
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"Griswald Talent Management. Representing excellence."
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"It's funny. I actually played Peter Pan on Broadway."
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"Did you know there's a Broadway Street in Tampa?"
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"Now, this is important. This needs to be threaded all the way up in order to lock."
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"In bed."
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"Pay attention."
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"Also, you can't have anything in your pockets."
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"Oh, my phone."
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"Will you hold that? Thanks."
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"I'm flying!"
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"Jenna's phone."
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"Hey, Jenna."
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"Yes. Hello, this is Jenna."
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"I bet you never thought you'd be hearing from me again now, huh?"
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"Yes. Really. Whysoever would you be phoning me?"
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"So, Former Sex Partner, I'm sorry that my disease made you"
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"a victim of my sexual charisma. I am sorry that I have ruined you"
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"for other men."
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"Look... I would have come down there and done this in person..."
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"but it's complicated because of the whole Liz thing, you know?"
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"Naturally. Liz. Always."
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"If she found out about this, she couldn't handle it"
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"You know, I was the love of Liz's life."
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"Oh, no. I totally was. Peace."
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"Tracy, listen."
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"You cannot go into space."
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"What is this, Horseville?"
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"That is solid."
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"Look. When I was a kid, growing up in the projects,"
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"I would look up at the stars and dream of going into space."
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"Of escaping the slums."
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"Of killing an Ewok."
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"Now, the man that that kid has become"
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"can make those dreams come true."
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"Do you know what that's like?"
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"I do, Tracy."
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"As Robert Browning once wrote,"
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""Oh, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp..."
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"Or what is a heaven for?""
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"I was prepared for the possibility of this meeting."
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"and I'll set up a flight for you."
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"Not on my birthday."
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"So you're just going to let him do this?"
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"Of course not. I don't have friends at NASA."
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"Bunch of nerds."
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"You're going to have to use your TV magic and fake a space launch for Tracy."
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"Ugh. I was going to go for a run today!"
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"Oh."
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"You missed a call."
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"Was it my doctor/trainer?"
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"No. It was Dennis. Dennis Duffy."
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"Calling me? Why?"
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"Well, Jenna, Dennis has been going around"
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"- Did you speak to him? - Yes."
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"- Was it British? - It was."
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"Liz, first of all,"
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"the reason I have some English inflection in my speech"
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"is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack."
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"because of Hurricane Katrina."
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"Jenna, stop."
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"Yes, what you did was disgusting."
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"But how long have we known each other?"
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"15 years."
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"We met at that car dealership audition in Chicago."
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"You were trying to be an actress then, despite your neck."
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"Right. Yes. Well..."
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"we have both seen this happen too many times."
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"A strong female friendship torn apart by some guy."
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"But that's not what's going to happen this time."
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"Dennis Duffy said he didn't want this to hurt our friendship."
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"As if someone like him ever could."
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