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Clips from Veep - Andrew (S02E02)

"You're Frankenstein's monster"
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"I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
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"Just try not to embarrass yourselves while I'm gone."
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"- Can I interrupt a second? - Uh, no."
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"It just looks like there's a lot of people who are tweeting"
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"It's fine. Thank you. You can go."
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"- Okay? - Yeah, okay."
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"I want to tell you something."
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"Um, the head of PR"
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"told me that our company funded super PACs"
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"on both sides during the last election."
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"I just was fluffed"
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"and then I got fucked."
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"Smile, you stupid asshole. Make it bigger."
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"And how they are gonna run with the story"
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"about me funding my opponent?"
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"You guys look like you're going to stab each other with steak knives."
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"We're having a fight and we are smiling"
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"and putting a face on and you can do that, too. There you go."
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"Selina, this is just business."
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"We want to end up with the winner at the end."
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"There's nothing personal about it, I promise."
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"But you know what? I'm keeping it together."
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"I really am. It's all good."
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"- We can keep smiling. - Keep smiling. Yeah."
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"I think that if you guys continue to smile,"
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"She's so funny."
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"- Isn't she? - Sarcastic."
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"Oh, to congratulate me 'cause I made the deal last night."
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"POTUS is going to stall on that deal."
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"No, no, no. Why would he want to do that? That can't be right."
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"Well, it sounds to me like he wants a government shutdown"
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"so he can blame it on Congress and take the heat out of the spy story."
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"- Did you hear that? - Yeah."
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"Fuck POTUS. Right? And fuck Kent."
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"- Uh-oh. - No, no, no."
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"- I understand that, honey. - Don't call me honey for starters."
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"You have to calm down. You look crazed."
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"- Can we confiscate that phone, please? - I wish we could."
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"- I think it's too late. - Excuse me."
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"There's a picture on Twitter and it looks like you guys are fighting."
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"- What? From that? - Yes."
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"Look at this. Look. This is not what it is."
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"Okay, Lee, you're just making it worse."
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"I'm not making it worse. They're making it worse."
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"- Dad, don't do that thing. - Would you just cut that out?"
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"Nope, nope, nope. We have to go."
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"- Okay. Okay. - Blow out your candles, honey."
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"You can make your wish in the car."
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"- All right. All right. - Get all my stuff."
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"Oh, no, that's fine. I'll get your stuff."
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"I'll get out."
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"What? You're getting out here?"
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"- I've got to go. - Wait a minute."
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"Bye, honey. Happy birthday."
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"- Wait, what? - God damn it."
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"- Oh, my God, what are you doing? - Come here right now."
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"What are you doing? Oh!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Pretty nice cake you got there."
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"You gonna eat all of it?"
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"Do you want a piece?"
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"Take that."
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"Carrot cake's good."
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"I can use my phone to cut it."
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"- That's great. - Yeah, we're having her party tonight."
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"How about a 10% cut to NIH, okay?"
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"- God bless you. - Thank you."
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"What?"
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"- I'm gonna get you water. - Okay."
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"Wait, Gary, Gary, Gary. We need the water."
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"I'm not good for another four hours."
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"- We've got to finish this tonight. - Yes, we do, tonight."
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"I'm gonna finish it tonight. She's coming to Catherine's birthday party."
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"Uh-huh."
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"for the end of the Mary King talks at the party tonight."
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"He says that he wants to pick up Catherine."
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"- It's starting. - What?"
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"So you all ready for the party?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"We-- we-- we-- we-- we met in..."
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"Lawrence, nice to see you. You still running marathons?"
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"- How are you? - Wonderful to see you, Congresswoman."
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"You plus 10'd yourself here?"
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"That was a nice apartment, actually."
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"What would your answer be?"
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"- Oh, right. Right. - At Catherine's birthday?"
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"Did you see that? I had him in the palm of my hand."
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"If I were drunk right now, would you kiss me?"
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"- Mary. - Okay!"
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"It was funny. We got to get out of here."
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"- On the table? - Yeah."
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"Amy and Ed work for the VP,"
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"Uh, hello? Hi."
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"To be able to talk and to listen"
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"Ooh, and happy birthday,"
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"Catherine!"
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"Yeah, tell me about it."
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"Yes, I could."
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"and he can just blow at any second."
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"Who do you know? Do you know Ray McCaskill?"
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"- Look, ignore him. - Ignore who?"
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"We've always had a volatile relationship."
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"Bullshit. No one's a fucking Quaker."
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"Do you know-- smile."
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"There you go."
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"Okay, what happened now?"
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"Did they just get that? Me being angry?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - But I wasn't being angry with you."
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"- I do. - You want a piece of the cake?"
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"Jesus fucking Christ. Here."
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"- Do you want water? - Yes."
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"You should take flirting notes."
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"Well, I'm going to have to text my therapist."
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"Wait. Andrew, wait. Wait. We need to talk."
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"- I need 20. - I can't do those numbers."
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"- How's it going, ma'am? - Wow, you're really hardballing her, huh?"
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"Yeah. Well, speaking of..."
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"Um, fair warning, I party pretty hard."
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