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Clips from Veep - Andrew (S02E02)

"I need my happy pills, a little bit of joy."
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"Oh, my God! I'm sorry."
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"No, that was knowing. I was being knowing."
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"And we are gonna make it up elsewhere. Hang on just a second."
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"- I can't believe it. - Isn't that--"
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""When the cake was cut and the guests sang 'Happy Birthday, '"
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"Okay, I feel like you're actually going to have sex"
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"You know, the one where she mocked Europeans?"
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"But every time she gets around him..."
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Oh, you Iranians are full of surprises."
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"- All right. Where? - I don't know. We'll find someplace."
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"- No. - Oh, okay."
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"I love how much you guys being together is fucking with Dan."
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"- I'm a Quaker. - What?"
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"Mom, you've invited the House Majority Leader to my birthday party?"
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"And fuck you for thinking so."
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"I've been wrecking parties since I was 13."
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"You're very tanned. What is that?"
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"We'd have to make it up elsewhere and you know you can't do that."
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"Okay, happy birthday."
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"I wasn't saying that I was angry to you about you."
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"- Don't go. - I can't not go to her--"
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"- I'll cut her off at three, okay? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Make a wish. - There, it's out."
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"Yeah, I do remember that apartment."
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"Yeah, yeah. No, you're not."
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"- Which was? - Lamb cutlets."
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"- Yeah, it's-- it's unreal, Mom. - Right?"
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"I wonder how much vodka we'd need to have"
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"Does that mean you're back on the market?"
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"Mary, I've got my daughter's 21st birthday."
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"Do you have any idea how the press is all over me right now?"
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"All right."
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"If they don't want action, they shouldn't advertise."
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"please enjoy this Finnish breakfast."
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"What are you doing running away?"
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"Mary, POTUS is not gonna make any cuts"
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"- Cheers. - Salâmati."
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"Some gibberish. I can't understand him."
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"- She's still cute. Mm-hmm."
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"The ex? Three minutes."
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"eight off agricultural subsidies."
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"And he said okay on the cut to unemployment benefits."
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"You make this stuff look like shit."
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"- with this business at hand? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"You need to issue a statement, okay?"
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"but I'm not angry with you now."
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"in a Pac-Man costume?"
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"- I would say the song was jesty. - Jesty?"
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"that's going to avert a government shutdown."
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"Did she know that one of the hostages was a spy"
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"- is to be happy and healthy. - Right. You bet."
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"So two out of three ain't bad."
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"Look, I can be happy. See?"
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"Did you lose your phone again?"
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"Ugh, just because my last name rhymes with liar."
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"and some dumbass is resurrecting Meyer the Liar."
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"breaks it in half, shits all over it."
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"- You know my red thing? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"It's only 'cause you're a nonentity."
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"You look so good, you're like a work of art."
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"- Oh. - Magical to be down there."
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"- Well, get on it. - I'm getting on it."
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"They think that at the beginning of the night"
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"And the narrative is that you faked it before,"
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"because this Meyer the Liar thing is just an avalanche of shit right now."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I understand that you guys have a love-hate relationship,"
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"Yes, there was fights. Long, hard fights."
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"That's my credo."
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"I'm pointing to you because I'm mad about POTUS."
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"This is good here."
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"That's not gonna work."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"- You look wonderful. - Thank you very much."
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