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Clips from Veep - Andrew (S02E02)

"Hi, everyone. I just wanted to say"
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"You know, I wanted to pause and just say"
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"that I think at times like these"
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"it is great to see family and friends"
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"and to hear family and friends."
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"and to speak and to be heard."
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"And I think sometimes we need to just take time."
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"Not long at all. I mean, maybe 10 minutes or--"
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"okay, or maybe 15 is also good."
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"I'm gonna suggest that we have a little constructive talking time."
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"So do you have any sort of chillaxing kind of music?"
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"And then you keep that playing until--"
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"only until-- look at me-- I give you a signal."
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"- Not before. - Sure."
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"- I make it 10. - 12."
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"12? How'd you get that?"
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"- You're forgetting energy. - Of course."
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"Check this out, then. Do we have a deal?"
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"Okay, yeah, great."
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"- Yeah, we have a deal. - Yeah!"
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"- It nearly killed me, but we have a deal. - Put 'er there."
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"- Put 'er there. - Congratulations."
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"It's good. Now I have to sell it to my caucus"
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"- before I turn into a pumpkin. - You'll do it."
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"Yeah. Oh, God."
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"Jesus, 21-year-olds move fast."
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"You look good, ma'am."
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"Have you guys seen this?"
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"They're saying I had some sort of huge fight"
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"with Andrew and that our relationship is a sham."
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"Monsters. It's like first Princess Diana, now this."
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"you and Andrew were playing it up to the cameras."
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"And they're using this Meyer the Liar bullshit again."
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"I don't know. Probably just some idiot remembered it"
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"and then all of a sudden it got traction."
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"And this is from "HuffPo.""
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"Randall Howard's forthcoming book"
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"claims your relationship with Andrew during the presidential campaign"
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"was a lie invented by you to mislead voters."
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"That's a lie, right?"
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"- Yeah. - I mean, it's true"
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"Meyer the Liar has huge mo right now."
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"You know, as people say, if it rhymes, it chimes."
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"Who says that? No one says that."
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"I'm pretty sure I heard someone say that."
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"Well, it's becoming a narrative right now."
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"so you must be faking it now."
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"Oh, great. Here's Eeyore."
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"Deal, boom. Party, boom."
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"You are the boom boom veep."
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"Andy and I have to take her out to dinner tonight"
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"to make up for the party last night, so..."
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"Okay, it'll be in public."
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"So whatever you do, don't look like you're faking it"
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"Yeah, tell me about it. And I'm swimming in it"
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"Besides, Andrew and I, we get along just fine."
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"Ironically, Ben,"
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"we actually are getting along just fine."
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"That's great. That's a great fake."
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"No, it's not a fake. That's a real thing."
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"Oh. Well, great. Say that."
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"That party last night"
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"- Happy birthday. - And to you,"
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"a man who swims with sharks."
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"- Also starting free diving. - Really? What is that?"
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"Is that when you try and hold your breath for as long as possible?"
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"Mom, you're doing your fake laugh again."
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"- What? - Come on, this is nice."
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"I can't tell if it's fake."
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"You could never tell if it was fake."
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"Mm-hmm. What are you, some sort of expert?"
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"In certain areas."
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"- What is going on right now? - This is flirting."
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"Your mother is an excellent flirt."
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"This is like as subtle as putting a nude photo on Facebook."
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"from the Boston PAC office if I showed up at the office"
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"I'm sorry, why are you sorry?"
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"I don't know."
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"I heard whining and I assumed I needed to apologize."
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"I just really need to watch this because Andrew"
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"is like a dormant volcano"
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"I think I'm gonna have the scallops."
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"- I think I'm gonna have-- - I know what you're gonna have."
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"- You are going to have-- - Don't do that."
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"- Hmm? - Put your hand down."
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"I can't stand that alpha male arrogant thing."
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"Okay, it's not arrogant."
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"Forgive me, I was just anticipating your order."
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"Yeah. I'm sorry I know you, Selina."
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"Forgive me. You're not a big mystery to me."
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"And I'm very much enjoying the plastered-on smile,"
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"pretending everything's okay because people are watching."
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"Don't be a bastard, Andrew."
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"You've got to do the same face."
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"You put it on, too. There we go."
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"Okay, well, now this flirting is a little bit more subtle."
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"So, Ed. Eddie."
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"Yeah, he's a great guy."
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"We both are really into '80s buddy comedies,"
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"which is ironically how we became buddies."
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"Fuck buddies."
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"Jonah, why are you here?"
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"You really don't have anything to do, do you?"
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"This one?"
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"but most people alternate emotions."
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"They don't experience them at the same time."
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"- Passion was always an integral part. - Yeah."
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"Followed by long, hard..."
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"making up, right?"
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"on this table and that would truly ruin my birthday."
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"Catherine, please. Nobody's having sex on the table."
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"We had sex. We, you know--"
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"- I mean, great sex. - Great sex."
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"What's the whole not drinking thing?"
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"Well, guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch."
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"I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare."
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"Jonah, you're not even a man."
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"You're like an early draft of a man"
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"where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton,"
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"like pigment or self-respect."
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