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Clips from Veep - Andrew (S02E02)

"to Cap d'Antibes for the night."
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"Yeah, they had crazy intercourse."
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"Only after which he told me"
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"that he sold our second home."
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"Yeah, yeah. He's like a belly dancer with a hammer."
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"That would hurt."
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"because I'm gonna completely obliterate him"
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"with my fucking poise and sophistication."
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"- God, did you hear that? - Yeah, yeah."
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"She's calling him Andy instead of Andrew."
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"Every time Andy's on the scene,"
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"- she gets all... - Giddy."
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"She's-- this terrible laugh."
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"- She's like... - Yeah, exactly."
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"- With a... - Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm."
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"- She just said that she hates him. - She does."
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"- Gary. - Yeah?"
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"Do you think that it shows enough skin?"
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"I'm gonna be the sexiest woman to ever exude fiscal prudence."
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"And you know what? That's a very fucking tough look to pull off."
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"- Don't you think? - Okay, you can't wear a bra with that one."
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"- Amy. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Ed. How are--"
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"- I can't be controlled. - Oh."
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"- I do a lot of pelvic thrusts. - Oh."
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"Just very localized dancing."
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"Very small orbits."
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"I was like the Hunter S. Thompson of bar mitzvahs."
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"Hey, is the vice president here?"
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"I didn't want it to seem like I was lurking."
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"Madam Vice President."
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"Uh... hello?"
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"- Uh... - Ed."
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"- You know Ed. - Yeah."
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"Oh, yes! Oh, yes, of course. Oh, no."
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"- DC. - Yes, yes."
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"That's what I like to call DC as a joke."
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"Oh."
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"- Well... - Great. Great."
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"- I'll see you again soon, ma'am. - Okay."
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"Hey, buddy, don't worry that she didn't remember you, okay?"
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"- Who is he? - That was-- that's Ed Webster."
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"He's my date for tonight. He runs your PAC's Boston office."
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"- Oh. - He's really connected."
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"Lobbyist turned fundraiser."
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"Okay, I am ready to take on Andrew."
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"So what do you think? Do you like it?"
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"would call this whole thing an epic succeed?"
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"Something like that, yeah."
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"Pleasantly talking to other people?"
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"He remembers one little thing about each person."
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"- Yes, sir. - Right, surprised you still got any nipples left."
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"Remember that one time when you said"
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"you were way into "Twilight" and I thought you meant the time of day?"
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"Please, enjoy yourselves."
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"- Andrew? - Mary."
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"Yeah, sweetheart, it's the 100 billion cutoff."
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"Okay, so we are fixing the biggest problem facing the world"
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"right here, right now at your party."
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"So that's kind of cool, don't you think?"
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"Thank you, Rahim. You drink alcohol?"
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"Hey, baby, once you've said hello to everyone,"
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"do you want to go clubbing?"
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"Yeah. Anywhere but here."
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"Ben, what are you doing here?"
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"- I spoke to POTUS. - Yeah?"
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"So come on, let's get this tied up so we can get this party started."
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"Number crunchers to help you finish the deal."
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"- Yeah. - And one of them is a designated driver"
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"because I am going to get fucked up."
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"- Selina, are you ready? - Give me five minutes."
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"What, are you negotiating already? I'll give you four."
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"as if it was your own fabulous party."
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"- Are you fucking with me? - I might be."
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"Grand Cayman. I've been starting to scuba dive."
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"- Uh-huh. - With the coral and the fish."
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"Feeling up all the mermaids."
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"They should cover up if they don't want it."
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"Remember that first apartment?"
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"- It was. - Yeah."
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"What are you doing? Are you gonna propose?"
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"My answer would be Jesus fucking Christ."
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"Uh, ma'am. Mary King is very anxious to speak with you."
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"Well, I'm trying to keep the government from shutting down."
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"Well, technically, ma'am, he had the palm of your hand in his hand."
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"- That's what I call Dana. - Did you ever call Dana ma'am?"
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"I did once and it was awful."
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"- Yeah. - No, Gary, I'm kidding."
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"- Right. - Yeah."
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"I'm gonna get a drink."
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"It's time to drop a party bomb up in here."
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"Happy 21st birthday, Catherine!"
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"I want to talk to you about targeted base closings."
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"Not if it upsets my district."
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"- Did you say dick? - Sex your dick trick."
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"I don't understand what you just said."
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"'cause you kind of are a work of art."
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"- Unemployment benefits? - Yes."
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"Okay, I'm authorized to come down on OSHA from 25 to 17."
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"No, I need a single digit."
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"Hey, gals. Gals, you need to keep it down, okay?"
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"There are other people in here trying to have a conversation."
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"But she took my boyfriend's number!"
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"You haven't given me a number on unemployment benefits."
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"- My number's gonna be .4%. - .4?"
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"- Yeah. - I can't--"
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"- I can't do this. Let's go. - No."
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"- I cannot stand teenage girls. - Were you ever one?"
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"- Never. - Me neither."
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"K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
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"Hey, the veep looks smoking tonight."
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"That's like the highest compliment you can give somebody."
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"Oh, by the way,"
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"Amy and Dan used to date, FYI."
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"Yeah, thanks for the backgrounding, Jonah."
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"I'm sorry, are you hitting on my date during my date?"
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"Are you on meds?"
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"Yeah, antibiotics. Just keeping fresh."
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"I'm not mentally ill"
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"if that's what you're implying."
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