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Clips from South Park - Reverse Cowgirl (S16E16)

"You should."
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"Hang in there. You're gonna be fine."
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"Stay with me."
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"When she fell into the toilet, she also made it flush."
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"But she's not gonna die, is she?"
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"Why'd you leave the toilet seat up, son?"
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"I don't have a lot of time."
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"Just please put the seat down from now on,"
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"Please, let me go!"
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"that it isn't a woman's responsibility to see that the seat is down,"
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"it's a man's responsibility to put it down."
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"That's right!"
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"So is it too much to ask women to just look"
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"My God! This is a funeral!"
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"Please have some respect!"
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"Because he couldn't take that six tenth of a second"
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"to put the toilet seat down"
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"And the blood is on his penis."
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"Mom, get the door!"
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"new safety regulation requires to check every toilet for security."
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"- Can we come in? - Sure."
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"- Who are these buttholes? - It's the Toilet Safety Administration."
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"They're gonna do something to the potty."
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"That's my bathroom!"
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"Safety belt?"
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"Federal law requires all toilets to be fitted with a safety harness"
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"so that nobody can fall in."
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"You can't make me wear a seat belt to take a dump!"
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"So we were just wondering if we could sue somebody."
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"We wanna help him sue whoever invented the toilet."
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"You got it."
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"Sir Thomas Harrington."
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"Kelston, England. Died 1692."
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"- He's dead? - So we can't sue him?"
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"Why not? You can always sue somebody."
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"It's just gonna take some special protocol."
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"- Really? - You hear that, Clyde?"
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"Now, look."
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"I'll be asking all of you to have a very open mind"
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"and a willingness to face your fears."
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"That's exactly how much a sueance cost."
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"I know, I had it on. I took it off for a second to get the..."
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"Address here is 260 Avenue De Los Mexicanos?"
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"Law's the law, sir."
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"- Have a good day, sir. - Thanks, asshole..."
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"No, just need to pee."
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"How about you speed it up in here?"
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"I'm about to crap my pants. I demand access to the toilet now."
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"I'm a big boy."
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"I'm a big boy. I took a big boy poo."
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"All right, boys, sit down and clear your minds."
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"Doors and windows are locked. You have your $500 in cash ready?"
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"Now, let us start."
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"We call out to the land of the dead."
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"Sir John Harrington, your presence is requested."
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"Geez, it's not working."
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"What is your name, spirit?"
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"Bonds, Jimmy Bonds. What's it to you."
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"Might need a little something to jar my memory."
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"Always going around inventing things."
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"Give him $100."
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"I seen him around."
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"By the power of Christ, we sue you."
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"This actually went really well."
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"Always happens a bureaucrat tries to block the first sueance."
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"We'll need another $400 tomorrow."
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"Put your coffee in the plastic tray, sir."
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"Shoes off. Belts off."
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"So ridiculous."
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"Asshole clear."
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"Pick your coffee up, sir."
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"Anyways, he says I'm getting nothing anyways so..."
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"You people have me on camera now?"
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"in a discrete location."
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"and say we want the government out of our bathrooms."
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"All we have to do is agree as a community"
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"to all bolt our toilet seats down."
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"Without toilet seats, the government can't make toilet seat laws."
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"No, we won't."
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"It's a far better solution than the government in our bathrooms."
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"No, you can't make men sit down to pee."
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"The spirits of the dead are looking over the subpoena."
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"- What's going on? - The judge declined our motion."
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"He managed to avert liability with an injunction against our claim."
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"We'll hit him with a class-action lawsuit tomorrow."
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"Hang in there, Clyde."
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"This is all to make the world a safer place."
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"Security breach."
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"Shocking outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist"
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"managed to get through TSA security"
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"The head TSA chief of operations had this to say."
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"Shit."
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"Meanwhile, outraged civilians are claiming they're finally fed up"
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"Why have we given up freedom if terrorists can take a hostage"
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"as mother government is taking our dignity."
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"Right!"
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"It is time for us all to grow up."
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"It is time..."
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"for a sueance."
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"I'm standing outside the South Park courthouse,"
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"Sir John Harrington."
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"Now that the spirit has crossed over from the dead,"
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"Sir Thomas Harrington,"
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"You will be sued, spirit."
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"The liability is without question."
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"Never."
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"This lawyer is a fraud."
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"Putting the toilet seat down is a matter of simple etiquette."
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"It's common sense."
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"to do something I asked you time and time again to do."
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"Hold on just a second!"
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"I am sick and tired of all of this nonsense"
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"You can't sue me."
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"You're all using my toilet invention the wrong way."
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"When you have to sit and take a Sir Harrington,"
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"So you can use the little shelf for your books, quill and ink."
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"I told you, you sit on it that way. I told you."
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"you have to stand up, turn around"
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"and look down at your Harrington to flush?"
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"Why do you think I designed toilet rooms"
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