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Clips from South Park - Reverse Cowgirl (S16E16)

"It's up!"
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"We've been through this countless times!"
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"What if I had fallen in? Start listening to me!"
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"Thank you."
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"Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom."
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""What have I told you about pissing on the seat?""
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"- It was actually really lame. - I know."
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"Women are just jealous, 'cause they have to face outwards."
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"about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?"
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"I'm in class!"
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"How many times do I have to tell you?"
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"No, Roger, it's a disgusting habit. I'm sick and tired of it!"
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"Clyde had to get up in the middle of class,"
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"That's not what she said. You're putting extras on it again!"
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"- What's going on? - They're saving Clyde's mom."
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"Can't we disconnect the toilet from the plumbing?"
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"We'll have to, but when we do that,"
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"the change in pressure will rip out her organs."
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"Mom, I'm sorry."
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"I'll always remember Betsy Donovan's kind nature more than anything."
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"She always treated people with dignity and respect."
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"just take that extra second to look before they seat on a toilet."
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"Putting the toilet seat down isn't hard."
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"and put it down before plopping their butts blindly to the toilet bowl?"
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"There's a little boy here who has lost his mother."
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"We'll have to completely redo this."
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"You need this counter moved a minimum of six inches."
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"But we'll go ahead install your safety belt."
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"This is for your safety. A woman died, you know."
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"But the blood's on Clyde's wiener, not mine!"
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"Everywhere he goes, people are telling him he has blood..."
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"Go on."
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"We keep trying to tell him maybe this all isn't his fault."
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"Maybe the people who made the toilet are the blame for what happened."
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"You can always sue somebody."
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"We would have to perform..."
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"a sueance."
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"If you hire us, we'll work hard, for you."
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"I warn you, boys. A sueance can be very..."
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"expensive."
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"- How expensive? - How much do you have?"
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"That's weird."
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"Come on, don't give me a ticket!"
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"Gotta wear a safety, or you could fall in."
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"You can pay this by mail or appear in court on that date."
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"You say something?"
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"Come on, asshole. Let's get back to work."
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"Stupid Toilet Safety Administration."
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"You can't even take a crap at IHOP without a 40 minute line."
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"sir."
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"Taking a dump today, ma'am?"
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"All right, I just need to check inside your asshole."
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"Appear to us, John Harrington."
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"We have a subpoena."
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"John Harrington."
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"Who are you mugs?"
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"We have a claim against a John Harrington."
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"Maybe I do, maybe I don't."
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"We gotta grease him. Put a hundred in the box."
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"Harrington, I know him."
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"Maybe it is, maybe it isn't."
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"bragging about a porcelain machine and what have you."
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"By the power of Christ, we sue you."
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"Quick, put another 300 in the box."
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"- Good. We'll get him tomorrow. - That's it?"
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"I know you're sad, Clyde. Don't worry, we'll win this thing."
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"Got any metal in your pockets?"
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"What's that thing?"
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"That's a camera, security camera."
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"It's OK, sir."
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"There's just one person viewing the monitors"
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"as our freedoms are stripped away one by one?"
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"Now, listen."
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"If they can't raise or lower them, no one can fall in."
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"Yeah, you will."
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"How about we agree to that,"
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"if men agree to always sit down to urinate."
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"How will Nelson and I make an X on sleepover nights?"
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"What about us loggers,"
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"Folks have been logging here for generations."
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"I think we have to live with the TSA."
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"Motion of summary judgement on behalf of the plaintiff."
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"This specter is like none I've ever encountered."
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"An embarrassing day for the toilet safety administration."
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"What good is the TSA if they aren't protecting us?"
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"with a baby and a gun on the toilet?"
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"Now, it's time for us to take responsibility for ourselves."
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"What the fuck is a sueance?"
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"lawyers are gonna try and sue him."
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"your extreme negligence has cost taxpayers millions."
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"Appear before this court, Harrington."
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"Mom?"
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"Fuck me, it's a ghost."
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"You can't sue the dead, Clyde."
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"you're supposed to be facing this way."
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"Why would I design it so that after your Sir Harrington,"
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"That's what that hole is for?"
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"And Clyde's all like,"
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""Leave me alone. I'm seriously, stop please!""
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"That's not what I said."
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"We're right back to the bathroom being the last bastion of our freedom."
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"You're there?"
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"La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu"
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"That's right, it's a toilet!"
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"And where is the toilet seat?"
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"Because you left it up, again!"
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"Just not in front of my friends, OK?"
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"Not OK! You aren't getting the message!"
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"Put it down!"
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"Is your mom always like that?"
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"Of course, man. It's cool."
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"And Clyde's all like, "Not in front of my friends!""
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"So you have that little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk."
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"Because you got the flusher right here."
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"Clyde Donovan, you come home this instant."
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"Let's go."
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"He was so embarrassed. I thought he was gonna die."
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"And his mom goes, "You're an asshole!""
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""Now, I go toilet water in my va-jay-jay.""
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"I know, the bathroom's the last bastion of American freedom."
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