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Clips from South Park - Reverse Cowgirl (S16E16)

"It was a riot."
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"You've had a tough week, but your mom didn't die for nothing."
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"So technically, your mum did die for nothing, but..."
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"Nice one, Clyde!"
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"Get up here! Hurry!"
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"A toilet?"
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"Wait a minute, you're supposed to poop facing out?"
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"That's embarrassing."
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"Betsy, come back home. It's not that big a deal."
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"You're coming home right now,"
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"and follow his mom home to put the toilet seat down."
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"I know, fatass. I was there."
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"The poor guy shouldn't be screamed at for something that isn't a big deal."
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"It created a suction that's pulling out here insides."
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"I want you to know I don't blame you for this."
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"for your sister's sake."
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"Do it!"
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"What a tragedy she had to leave us so soon."
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"But I'm sure Betsy is hoping her death will help women everywhere"
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"I'd like to say on behalf of the departed"
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"It's not hard."
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"when he was done peeing."
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"Now, little Clyde's mother is dead."
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"A sueance?"
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"You bet."
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"Hey, officer."
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"You need to be wearing your safety belt, sir."
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"I'm not gonna fall in, I'm not a chick!"
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"- This is inhuman. - Shut up..."
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"The sueance is about to begin."
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"My client is due compensation for negligence."
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"Is his personage amongst you?"
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"It's time for us to stand together"
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"Sorry, women might have to deal with a little splash of pee on the rim."
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"How could we play "sink the boat?""
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"hard-working men who like to stand up after they've taken a poo,"
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"Sorry, but if we don't want the government treating us like kids,"
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"we might have to give up peeing our feces in half."
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"My pop taught me logging, and his pop before him!"
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"What?"
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"Leaving the toilet seat up."
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"Quick, everyone, get out all your money."
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"Here we go."
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"It's not anyone's fault."
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"over my porcelain toilet machine."
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"Throw it here!"
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"That sucks."
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"There you are!"
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"If I had sat down,"
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"He'll never see he again."
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"I was talking to my asshole."
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"Yes, I mind. You mind if I touch your fucking balls?"
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"You're a big boy, aren't you, sir."
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"You can't sue me."
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"Exactly how long are we going to sit around"
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"Hold on! If the seat can't raise up, the men will pee all over it."
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"Concentrate more."
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"where experts have successfully summoned the ghost of toilet inventor,"
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"He has been swindling you and your friends for your money."
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"Don't try and blame Mommy's death on anything but your failure"
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"It's your fault."
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"So then Clyde's mom ghost is all like,"
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"Damn it."
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"That's right."
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"A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet time like that."
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"I have this big bowl set here for the money we're about to make."
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"That's him."
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"Wait, what?"
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"with a laundry hole?"
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"- From what? - Clyde left the toilet seat up again."
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"Quick, sue him."
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"That's gross."
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"What is that?"
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"But I thought you seat on the toilet this way."
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"This is unbelievable."
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"And the toilet seat was up."
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"After the recent tragedy,"
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"Here we go, inventor of the toilet."
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"with the overblown government bureaucracy."
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"- The Toilet Safety Administration. - The what?"
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"- Why? - What have I told you"
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"I was trying to get ready for work, and the toilet seat was up, again!"
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"It's not that funny."
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"I'm telling, it was freaking hysterical."
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"We should have been harder on you all those times you left toilet seat up."
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"on his wiener."
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"Here, at Hoffman & Turk, we specialize in suing the dead."
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"Shoes off, belts off. Sharp objects in the plastic tray."
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"That's how people talked in the past."
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"Do you know him, spirit?"
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"I just need to check your asshole."
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"He was down that way,"
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"Clyde got $3,000 from his mom's life insurance."
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"All right! You see, Clyde?"
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""Clyde, what I have told you, you asshole?""
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"I'm just glad that stupid TSA crap is over with."
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"Could you guys not say anything about this at school, please?"
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"and you're putting the toilet seat down where it belongs."
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"Don't you feel just a little bad for Clyde?"
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"I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do."
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"My potty? What they gonna do to it?"
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"That's a big boy, sir."
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"All right, you mind if I touch your balls, sir?"
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"So what?"
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"We need all of your friends and families to sign a petition and kick in $50 each."
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"with a gun and baby."
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"We've all stood by"
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"If you sit on it that way, you take your pants all the way off."
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"turn around and cut their poo in half with their urine?"
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"There he is. Sir John Harrington."
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"I'm done."
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"I don't need you wiping my ass for me. I'm a grown man."
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"All right, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole."
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