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Clips from The Office - Heavy Competition (S05E05)

"Hello. Mr. Schofield, thank you so much for taking the time to talk."
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"You're considering him."
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"I thought Michael Scott left the paper business after his nervous breakdown."
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"Michael has been talking to my biggest client."
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"for the fate of the greater Scranton area paper market."
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"I would like to arrange a truce."
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"So you heard Schofield is considering a switch, and you want mercy."
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"Meet me in our spot in four minutes."
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"No."
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"Toward the sun."
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"At what time?"
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"Noon. You have two seconds."
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"Michael."
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"Sorry."
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"Dwight. Michael."
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"Good."
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"I cannot believe that you sided with Charles."
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"You could've said no."
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"I want a truce. I do, too."
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"Let me take you and your whole company out for lunch at Alfredo's."
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"Cooper's."
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"Damn it."
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"Dwight-a-licious. Where you at?"
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"Really? That's weird. We didn't see any."
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"I hit a bear. What?"
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"He's technically fine."
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"I imagine the true horror will be when he wakes up in a zoo."
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"and order the meatball parm for me,"
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"Okay. See you in a bit."
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"Oh, my God, I think we've been robbed!"
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"Dwight, not now, we've been robbed."
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"No, Dwight, we were robbed."
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"How would you even know? You're still stuck in traffic."
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"You? Me."
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"MICHAEL: What about our truce?"
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"On purpose? Yes."
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"Why?"
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"You think this is some kind of game?"
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"No, this is a war, and I will not stop, I will not rest."
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"You have no idea what kind of enemy you've created."
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"You have unleashed a wolf!"
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"I have your meatball parm sandwich here,"
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"And I knew that you would do that."
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"Hi, there. Dwight Schrute here."
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"You don't say."
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""Tall" and "Beets.""
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"who is your black wife."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"Dwight, do you mind if we talk?"
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"If you keep coming after us, the Michael Scott Paper Company"
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"One more thing. I'm going to have you listen"
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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no!"
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"You can hear me, but I can't hear you."
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"Mr. Scott."
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"Great, Mr. Schofield's ready to see me."
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"Walking in the door. Michael!"
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"Michael. Good to see you."
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"MICHAEL: Now, when Dwight tells you"
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"He does not have the authority to say that."
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"It is like you are buying software from Bill Gates."
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"Are you saying you invented paper?"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Okay, okay."
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"God. Okay, Tuna."
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"Hey, guys. JIM: Hey."
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"I don't know if it was something you did,"
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"something you said, a look you gave him."
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"Andy, I think Jim is messing with you."
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"Two things I need you to understand."
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"And two,"
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"that stuff that happened with you and Angela is a bummer."
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"I wish this was a sofa,"
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"What is that thing that Dwight always says?"
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""Paper is the soil in which the seeds of business grow...""
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"It's not the soil, it's the manure!"
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"On-time delivery is the soil!"
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"(GROWLING)"
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"(GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"Spin move!"
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"Dwight! I'm in a meeting."
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"That's very rude."
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"April 13th, 2002. That is the date"
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"when the price of glossy stock increased."
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"Maybe we should schedule a meeting on another day."
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"You called Dunder Mifflin and your order was filled within an hour."
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"April 13th, 2002."
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"and bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin... Come on."
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"Two of their branches have closed within the last year."
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"and we can finish it up that way?"
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"Thank you, Mr. Schofield, for your time."
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"how's your gay son?"
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"I color-code all my info."
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"How is Tom, the homosexual sophomore?"
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"I wanted to start a company, not a war,"
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"because, in a war, you always fight those you are closest to."
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"For what? What purpose did that serve,"
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"That's just how the world works, I guess."
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(MICHAEL EXCLAIMS)"
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"(SINGING INCREASES IN PITCH)"
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"I am extremely interested, so how much will all of this cost?"
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"food per diem, table upfront for merch..."
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"Is this good?"
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"It's small, I know."
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"Horrible, terrible, awful, awful things."
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"I'm here. I'm part of this now."
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"Why do you ask? Do you mean"
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"You know, something's come up."
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"Okay, I think I'm getting your drift."
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"and he was there first, so he has dibs."
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"Will you meet me in 20 minutes at the spot?"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"You know what I was doing. Okay."
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"Totally."
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"Are you all right?"
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"I want you to listen to me, friend,"
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"when I say I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
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