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Clips from The Office - Heavy Competition (S05E05)

"So, you think Michael's going after the whale, huh?"
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"I hope you're not recording this conversation."
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"Yeah?"
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"No, Michael. You were sabotaged!"
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"Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich!"
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"So you're begging for mercy, huh?"
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"Mr. Schofield's ready to see you now,"
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"Thank you so much. Don't let him in, he's a traitor!"
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"Mr. Schofield, good to see you."
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"I think he is speaking out of turn."
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"Hello."
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"I guess I could be nicer."
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"Paper is the manure!"
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"Is it not? We all know that the economy is bad,"
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"What he's not telling you is that he will abandon you."
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"Much appreciated."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Orange means, "Orange you glad you didn't bring it up?""
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"(MUFFLED EXCLAMATION)"
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"Awesome."
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"Oh, no, is it Mose?"
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"Why?"
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"I got hit in the face with a pee-filled water balloon, Pam, okay?"
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"So I would say that the old boss"
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"Dwight would not... He did."
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"Mr. Schofield, please. WOMAN: He's in a meeting."
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"So it's not exactly like Highlander, but still."
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"with extra cheese? Yeah, sure."
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"Well, you will find none here."
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"That's not what was..."
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"I'm going to pull a date out of the air right now."
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"That is the last day that you evaluated your paper needs."
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"This doesn't feel as important, though."
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"Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce."
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"Dwight Schrute."
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"Hey, hey! Continuing. Notice my persistence and recall. Continuing!"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Look, everyone, we're all making observations!"
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"so that we can spend more time with each of them?"
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"Here's the deal, everybody."
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"Man, he got me so good."
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"Why don't you guys just e-mail me your best offers,"
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"The Michael Scott Paper Company, however,"
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"Yes."
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"Okay, thank you."
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"It's not a dress code. It's a death sentence."
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"Thanks, Michael, we... What is this?"
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"Ed's Tires. He's thinking of making a change."
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"Good. You take the lead on this one."
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"You respect dibs, don't you?"
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"Dwight, are you talking about us?"
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"and I wanted to make sure good work doesn't go unnoticed."
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"I understand nothing."
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"And you have bad skin."
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"(TELEPHONE RINGING)"
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"I am here for you."
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"In which direction?"
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"was meeting all of your paper needs,"
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"What do you say you and I go out for a drink this week?"
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"This is war and that is what happens."
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"Someone could say it is like the situation that we are in now."
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"And I know that you don't think"
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"is that brother fought against brother."
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"when you tried to switch paper providers"
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"Michael."
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"you can throw at someone's face."
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"They have some great kitchen ideas."
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"It scares me to see you going down a road that I went down."
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"Your concern is noted."
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"I need you to get me the prices that you're charging Ed's Tires,"
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"so I can undercut Dunder Mifflin."
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"Michael, they're changing fast."
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"So is this for a movie that you're writing? No."
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"Personal hero, cool new guy."
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"Is the cool new guy Charles?"
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"Is it Stanley?"
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"ANDY: Hey, Jim."
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"Hello, traitor."
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"Master and apprentice pitted against one another"
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"I had fish yesterday."
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"Hi, Michael. I'm so sorry I'm late."
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"I got stuck in traffic."
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"DWIGHT: Good. I will see you very soon, all right?"
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"Dwight hit a bear. He'll be here in a sec."
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"I broke it."
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"Be that as it may,"
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"and I am going to eat it."
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"And on the back he wrote, "Great salesman, better friend.""
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"I was just calling to see if Michael Scott Paper"
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"Schrute comma Dwight."
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"while I steal your biggest client."
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"Michael. Michael. Michael! I'm turning you down right now."
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"Really? Yes."
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"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
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"...are going to fall by the wayside."
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"(MUFFLED) Michael Scott Paper Company."
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"has always been good to Dwight,"
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